Meth labs: one of Unca Chuck's favorite scythes
Miz Daisy Cutter
The dateline is Nashville, TN, and the focus is on the Burn Unit at
Vanderbilt University. Hrrm...anyone surprised that a hospital in Tennessee
is getting lots of experience treating burns that result from meth-lab
explosions?
The article mentions that quite a few meth-ematicians who have spawned are
enthusiastic believers in Bring Your Crotchfruit To Work Day. The results are
predictable: "A child was severely burned inside a trailer where someone
cooking meth had lined interior walls with plastic to trap the odorous, toxic
fumes." Hopefully the kid now resembles Freddie Krueger, which will
drastically reduce its chances of passing on Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad's extra
chromosomes.
"[S]even of the 20 patients were injured by fires and explosions in
clandestine meth labs...The costs of treating critically injured burn victims
typically exceed $10,000 a day each -- and most meth patients don't have
health insurance..." Of course not. Guess who picks up the tab?
But here's, literally, the money quote: "Standing in the doorway of one
patient's room Tuesday, Guy told Keefe that the man had spent 45 days in a
hospital from an October meth blast and 'has gone out and blown himself up
again.'
"The man, Guy said, has been in the burn unit about 30 days from the second
injury and his medical costs to date total about $240,000. He said such
victims often end up collecting disability."
Doctor Guy, I realize this goes against all of your training, and, given that
you live in the Babble Belt, probably even your religious beliefs, but
...*stop interfering with the Will of Chuck*. Glub moves in mysterious ways.
When Cletus the Chemist Manqué staggers away from a six-week stay in the burn
unit, then goes ka-BOOM! again roughly four months later, you can be assured
that this is His handiwork, albeit with a little help from The Prophet
Darwin.
-- Daze
---
Eddie, you'd like Appalachia. Apparently, it's full of people who spend most
of their days on a porch getting drunk, and most of their nights making
retarded babies for the disability payments.
‹ Lenore Levine, to Eddie Blaque
nikolai kingsley
> But here's, literally, the money quote: "Standing in the doorway of one
> patient's room Tuesday, Guy told Keefe that the man had spent 45 days in a
> hospital from an October meth blast and 'has gone out and blown himself up
> again.'
"ahs thot thuh scar tissue would proteck me. ah guess ah needs more."
Scopata Fuori
> second
> injury and his medical costs to date total about $240,000.
Of course he went back to his chosen occupation. How else was he to pay his
medical bills, on the kind of wages he could reasonably earned as a
uned-i-cated trailer trash mullethead?
SF
John Gilmer
"Meth Lab."
What's the basic chemistry and what part separates the men who paid
attention in chemistry and the boys who didn't.
BTW: Yes, I'm too lazy to "Google It."
EMTWK
DE
This looks like it was written by a tweaker.
Acetone, Coleman fuel, and a 400 degree hot plate in the hands of a
twitchy half-wit is a good recipe for a bad burn, let alone whatever
chemical reactions this crap is doing.
http://www.totse.com/en/drugs/speedy_drugs/howtomanufactu172921.html
&
http://www.totse.com/en/drugs/speedy_drugs/meth-3.html
How To Manufacture Meth -- True Iodine Recipe
by MethodMan
NOTICE: TO ALL CONCERNED Certain text files and messages contained on
this site deal with activities and devices which would be in violation
of various Federal, State, and local laws if actually carried out or
constructed. The webmasters of this site do not advocate the breaking
of any law. Our text files and message bases are for informational
purposes only. We recommend that you contact your local law enforcement
officials before undertaking any project based upon any information
obtained from this or any other web site. We do not guarantee that any
of the information contained on this system is correct, workable, or
factual. We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability
for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.
No lies here folks this recipe will manufacture methamphetamine this
will get you into trouble if you do this BE CAREFUL!
First of all let's talk about supplies:
* 1 Case Regular Pint size Mason Jars ( Used for canning)
* 2 Boxes Contact 12 hour time released tablets.
* 3 Bottles of Heet.
* 4 feet of surgical tubing.
* 1 Bottle of Rubbing Alchohol.
* 1 Gallon Muriatic Acid ( Used for cleaning concrete)
* 1 Gallon of Coleman's Fuel
* 1 Gallon of Aceton
* 1 Pack of Coffee Filters
* 1 Electric Skillet ( If you don't know what iam talking about i
will have pics later)
* 4 Bottles Iodine Tincture 2% (don't get the declorized it won't
work)
* 2 Bottles of Hydrogen peroxide
* 3 20 0z Coke Bottles (Plastic type)(with Lids/caps)
* 1 Can Red Devils Lye
* 1 Pair of sharp scissors
* 4 Boxes Book Matches (try to get the ones with brown/red striker
pads)
* 1 pyrodex baking dish
* 1 Box execto razor blades single sided
* 1 digital scale that reads grams
* 2 gallons distilled water \
* 1 Roll Aluminum foil tape
That's what you would have to go buy if you wanted to make meth.
First things first -- the Iodine Crystals. Take one 20 oz, plastic Coke
Bottle and pour 4 Bottles 2% tincture into it.
Add Hydrogen Peroxide to this. Use only 1/2 a bottle of Hydrogen
peroxide. After this you know, the gallon jug that the Muriatic acid
comes in take the cap off and fill this cap level with the acid. Add
the acid to the coke bottle (Place in a freezer for at least 30 mins).
While the Iodine crystals are being made we are going to extract the
Phsuedo from the Contacts. You are going to need a towel for this so go
get one. Take the pills out of one box, add it to one of the mason jars
fill with rubbing alchohol just enough to cover the pills let set for 3
minutes. Remove pills and take the towel and wipe the top coating off
the pills this will remove the wax. Do the same with the other box of
Contacts as well, after this add those wiped off pills only 10 to a
clean mason jar. On top of this add 1 bottle of Heat do the same for
the other box of Contact. Let theese two mason jars with pills, heat
stand for 30 minutes. Then shake the jars till pills are completly
broke down then let the jars sit again for 4 hours or until the Heats
is completly clear . Once clear cyphon the heat off (Not the powder
stuff at the Bottom you don't want this it will fuck your dope up).
Well anyway syphon the heat off with a piece of the sergical tubing
syphon this into a pyrodex baking dish place in microwave on high till
the heat is almost evaporated. Take out of microwave. Now plug up your
electric plate set the pyrodex dish on this on about 180 deg continue
evaporating till you get a white powder on the pyrodex (Carefull not
the burn the phsudo if it turns yellow it's burned) after you get it
dried take a razor blade and scrape this powder up. (put this asside
for later use)
Now we are going to get the red phosphorus from the book matches take a
pair of scissors and cut along the edge of the phosphorus do the whole
four boxes of match book matches then take 1 small coffee cup will work
to this coffee cup add about 1/4 the way with Acetone dip the match
book strike pads into the acetone for 10 seconds this will loosen the
phosphorus so it will be easier to scrape with the razor blades. ( put
the phosphorus in an empty match book box to let dry. Now it's time to
get the iodine crystals get a clean mason jar on top of this place 1
coffee filter and pour the contents of the iodine +muriatic+Hydrogen
Peroxide into the filter ( do it slowly don't over pour) well once you
get though with the filtering on top of the coffee filter will be a
black substance ( This is iodine crystals) dry them by wraping in more
coffee filters till you get a pretty good thick pile around the
original filter place on ground and step on it to get the rest of the
liquids off save this for the cook.
next take your digital scales wiegh your pills first say you had 2
grams of pill powder then weigh out an equal amount of iodine crystals
then for the phosphorus devide the total weight of pills by 3 3 will go
into 2 1 time so if you had 2 grams pill powder you should have 2 grams
iodine crystal 1 gram phosphorus Now its time to make the cook jars you
will need 2 clean mason jars with lids 1 foot surgical tubing poke a
hole in both jar lids place one end of the tubing into each jar lid and
seal with foil tape (buy this at walmart for about $ 1.60 well anyway
seal off the tubes as well as you can so you should have 2 mason jars
with lids that have surgical tubing foiled taped and sealed. ok this is
the cook in one mason jar add distilled water in it fill it half way
close the lid on it. now get you hotplate hot first at 180 degreese F
when the plate get hot then its time to add the Iodine+pill powder to
the other mason jar not the one with water in it once you get both
Iodine and pill powder to the jar add 6-10 drops of distilled water to
this place it on the hotplate now add the phosphorus once you put this
in the jar there is going to be a imediatereaction place the other lid
with hose onto the jar screw on tightly then turn your hotplate up to
400 degrees f let this cook for 1 hour to an hour and a half the best
way to tell when it is done is when the contents of the cook jar
doesn't boil anymore once this has happened turn the hotplate off and
let the jar cool so you can touch it now its time to see if we have
dope once it has cooled open the lid and you should smell rotten egg
like smell if it has this smell congrads you have dope now we have to
remove the dope from the black goey substance to this jar add about 1/4
cup of distilled water and seal the jar with a lid that has no holes in
it and shake the jar till all the substance on the botom of the jar has
come off into the water
next take another clean mason jar and place a coffee filter and filter
the cook jars contents though the filter now on the filter is your
phosphorus save this for another cook later on just putt it in a dry
coffee filter and put it somewhere dry and safe now you have a jar
filled with a yellow honey looking substance if its this color you have
done good at cooking the dope now to this add colemans fuel fill the
jar about full just leave anough room for shaking now add 1-2 table
spoons red devil lye let the jar sit for about 5 mins then place lid on
the jar and shake the hell out of it then sit the jar somewhere to rest
for about 30 mins Now we are going to pull the dope out of the coleman
fuel and the product is going to be 90% methamphetamine to do this
fallow what i say exactly syphon the coleman fuel into an empty 20 oz
coke bottle syphon off much as you can trying not to get the substance
off the bottom of the jar once you have the coleman fuel in the coke
bottle add about 4-6 coke bottle caps of water to this now add one drop
of muriatic acid to the coke bottle place lid on bottle and shake the
hell out of it place upside down so it want fall and get your hotplate
hot 400 degrees f on top of the hotplate place a clean pyrodex bowl on
it now take the coke bottle still upside down and loosen up on the cap
let the water drain into the pan don't get any coleman fuel into the
pyrodex bowl now the water will evaporate while it is doing this take a
coffee cup add acetone to it fill it 1/4 the way up now once the water
has dried on the plate take plate off with gloves and add a small
amount of acetone to the pyrodex bowl it will sizzle swirl it arouund
and if all works out good ther will be cirle crystals all over the
pyrodex bowl scrape up with a razor and enjoy Methamphetamine :-) This
with 2 boxes of Contacts will make anywhere from 2-3 grams meth....
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely
reproduced and distributed.
SpaceMonkeyGleep
"John Gilmer" <gil...@crosslink.net> wrote:
Lots of solvents that can go boom, Ether being just one of them. At
least one solid that can burst into flame's without notice or
provocation, and goes boom if said flames are hit with water. Several
fairly toxic intermediate steps, and a fairly substantial amount of
"leftovers" that would give just about anything a fatal case of
indigestion. Depending on the exact variant in technique that's being
used, it's possible to produce a batch of dioxins along with the meth as
a by-product. Do I need to go into how much "fun" dioxons can be, or do
you remember Uniion Carbide and the mess they made in Bohpal?
What "separates the men from the boys"? A crowbar, of course.
But seriously, the separator is the answer to this question:
Did he go "BOOM!", or did he walk away from this particular cook-up with
half a million bucks worth of meth stuffed in a coffee can?
Figuring out which category is "boy" and which is "man" based on the
answer to that question is left as an excercise for the reader...
--
GLEEEEEP!
William Hamblen
<gil...@crosslink.net> wrote:
>Can someone out there give me a "thumbnail" sketch of WTF is involved in a
>"Meth Lab."
>
>What's the basic chemistry and what part separates the men who paid
>attention in chemistry and the boys who didn't.
They use volatile organic compounds in the cooking of meth: acetone,
ether, who knows what. It's basically a case of setting themselves on
fire when a lab goes up.
Miz Daisy Cutter
(in article <1112308603.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>):
> First of all let's talk about supplies:
>
> * 1 Case Regular Pint size Mason Jars ( Used for canning)
> * 2 Boxes Contact 12 hour time released tablets.
> * 3 Bottles of Heet.
> * 4 feet of surgical tubing.
> * 1 Bottle of Rubbing Alchohol.
> * 1 Gallon Muriatic Acid ( Used for cleaning concrete)
> * 1 Gallon of Coleman's Fuel
> * 1 Gallon of Aceton
> * 1 Pack of Coffee Filters
> * 1 Electric Skillet
> * 4 Bottles Iodine Tincture 2%
> * 2 Bottles of Hydrogen peroxide
> * 3 20 0z Coke Bottles (Plastic type)(with Lids/caps)
> * 1 Can Red Devils Lye
> * 1 Pair of sharp scissors
> * 4 Boxes Book Matches
> * 1 pyrodex baking dish
> * 1 Box execto razor blades single sided
> * 1 digital scale that reads grams
> * 2 gallons distilled water
> * 1 Roll Aluminum foil tape
One man's supplies for meth are another man's supplies for a hella fun
weekend with the SR.
-- Daze
---
It's always... interesting... when you can't tell if it's a medical supply
site or a subtle porn site.
‹ Nikolai Kingsley
DE
> One man's supplies for meth are another man's supplies for a hella
fun
> weekend with the SR.
When I read the list and instructions I remembered how much fun I've
had with a head full of those noxious elements.
No regrets.
DE
Fucking Krauts now want money for shit they used to fucking give away.
It's free fucking shit because it ain't worth shit. No fucking body
gets paid to put fucking shit on usenet. Why should I fucking pay "10
euro per year" to look at fucking shit that ain't worth fucking shit?
If I never again read any of the fucking shit you fuckers shit through
your fucking keyboards I'd be happy as fucking shit.
nikolai kingsley
> And there's one site, which I won't provide free publicity to, which
> expects you to pay an addition 5-25 euro _per video_. Only the pic
> galleries come with the price of membership.
this is why the Goddess gave us the guy who gave us bittorrent. it all
balances out in the end.
obT: following a random .torrent link from Gxxo-cxxn
downloading three episodes of "Mahou Shoujo Ai"
and five minutes into ep. 1 thinking "uh oh. tentaku."
Sh1th3ad
DE wrote:
<snip to ingredients>
> * 1 pyrodex baking dish
I hope he means "Pyrex". Pyrodex is a black powder substitute. Could
explain all the flaming meth-heads, tho.
S
ObT: Nothing yet, but I have a potential "Fatal Attraction" personnel
issue that's just getting started...