Irish joke
LGeorgeP
Q: What do you call two gay Irish guys?
A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Get it?
kev...@aol.com
In article <19970318193...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, lgeo...@aol.com (LGeorgeP) writes:
>Get it?
>
>
No, explain it to me.... **SMACK**
-Keven
tigger
How about:
Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzmichael?
Or two gay Scots?
Ben Doon and Phillip MacAvity
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David Tisza
A long time ago I heard a black joke about a guy who stole some cheese
and thought it was "Nacho Cheese" (not your cheese). Does anyone
remember this? I thoght it would be funny to tell in a discussion
about the ever most popular subject of Ebonics.
Tara Misty Acton
I know the one about the mice... Okay... There were these three mice and
they were really bored one day, so they decided to play a game. The first
mouse said to the others "Lets all split up and go looking for whatever
kinds of cheese we can find. The one with the best kind of cheese wins."
So the mice went looking and then all met up after. The first mouse
proudly holds up his cheese and says "I got cheddar cheese" And the
other two screamed "yahoo!!!Cheddar!!" The second mouse said "Well, I got
Mozzerella!" And the other two screamed "Yahoo!!! Mozzerella!!" And the
third one holds up his cheese and said proudly "Well, I got Nacho Cheese."
The other two mice looked at him kinda funny and said "Whats so good about
nacho cheese?" The third mouse said " I don't know, but the guy that was
chasing me after I took it kept screaming after me 'that's not yo' cheese!
that's not yo' cheese!!'"
Joe Hudon
>A long time ago I heard a black joke about a guy who stole some cheese
>and thought it was "Nacho Cheese" (not your cheese). Does anyone
>remember this? I thoght it would be funny to tell in a discussion
>about the ever most popular subject of Ebonics.
Three black guys were walking down the street one day, each of them
eating some cheese. They walked by three white guys.
"Let's beat the tar out of those black guys and take their cheese."
says one of the white guys. So, they proceed to lay a beating on the
black guys and successfully take their cheese.
Now, the three white guys are walking down the street eating the
cheese. One of the white guys asks others what kind of cheese they
are eating.
"I think I'm eating cheddar cheese." responds the first white guy.
"How do you know this?" ask the other two.
"It's orange, it's got a sharp taste... Cheddar cheese."
Then the second white guy states, "I think I'm eating swiss cheese."
"How do you know this?" ask the other two.
"It's yellow, it's got holes in it... Swiss cheese."
Then the third white guy states, "I think I'm eating nacho cheese."
"How do you know this?" ask the other two.
"Well, when I took the cheese from the black guy, he kept yelling,
'It's nacho cheese! It's nacho cheese!'"
Gunman357
As I recall, it went something like this -
Some Mexicans were in line at a government distribution point for excess
government cheese which was being furnished to the poor and needy. As one
Mexican boy left the table with his five pound chunk of cheese, a black
dude, not wanting to stand in the long line, waited until the kid went
around the corner and mugged the kid, stealing his cheese. The black dude
got home and told his shack job that he had gotten some free Nacho Cheese.
His squeeze told him that there was no such thing as "nacho cheese" and
that you could use any cheese to make nachos. The black dude said that
he was sure it was "nacho Cheese" cause the kid he stole it from kept
yelling, "Hey man, that's not your cheese; that's not your cheese".
(Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese)
"'Tis better to be judged by twelve, than carried by six!"
GSPHOENIX
I think it goes like this:
There once was a kid who was walking along and found a large hunk of
cheese. he picked it up and started walking away when this black guy
started chasing him. The kid managed to get away and brought the cheese
home. He presented it to his mother and exclaimed, "Hey, mom.....look at
all of this nacho cheese I found!" His mother replied, " Nacho cheese? How
do you know it's nacho cheese?" The boy then replied, " When I found it,
this black guy started chasing me screaming ' That nacho cheese! That
nacho cheese!' " (That not yo cheese!)
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>
>"Let's beat the tar out of those black guys and take their cheese."
>says one of the white guys. So, they proceed to lay a beating on the
>black guys and successfully take their cheese.
>
>
I would think the black guys would most likly be beating the crap out of the white guys.
-Keven
Richard J Feldman
On Tue, 25 Mar 1997, David Tisza wrote:
> A long time ago I heard a black joke about a guy who stole some cheese
> and thought it was "Nacho Cheese" (not your cheese). Does anyone
> remember this? I thoght it would be funny to tell in a discussion
> about the ever most popular subject of Ebonics.
>
>
It goes a little something like this...
One day a black guy goes and gets his gov't cheese. On his way home he
puts the cheese down to tie his shoe. All of a sudden a chicano runs up
and steals his cheese. As the chicano is running away, the black shouts at
him, "that's not yo cheese, that's not yo cheese!" And that is why it's
called nacho cheese. Ba dum bum.
John Melair
On Tue, 25 Mar 1997 22:37:05 -0500, David Tisza
>A long time ago I heard a black joke about a guy who stole some cheese
Ok, the way I heard it was...
Three white guys jump 3 blacks outside a government cheese line (They
used baseball bats, OK?) and thump the heck out ta' em. they run to
their hiding spot, and the first guy opens his cheese and says "Hey,
cool! Cheddar cheese!"
the second guy opens his package and says "All right! Swiss!"
the third guy just sits there and says "Excellent! Nacho!"
the first and second guy say "How do you know it's nacho cheese? You
didn't even open it!"
the third guy says "When I was running off, the guy started yelling
'Hey, man! That's not 'cho cheese!"
<rim shot>
--John Melair
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Newzkid
> A long time ago I heard a black joke about a guy who stole some cheese
> and thought it was "Nacho Cheese" (not your cheese). Does anyone
> remember this? I thoght it would be funny to tell in a discussion
> about the ever most popular subject of Ebonics.
>
>
>>It goes a little something like this...
>>One day a black guy goes and gets his gov't cheese. On his way home he
>>puts the cheese down to tie his shoe. All of a sudden a chicano runs up
>>and steals his cheese. As the chicano is running away, the black shouts
at
>>him, "that's not yo cheese, that's not yo cheese!" And that is why it's
>>called nacho cheese. Ba dum bum.
I heard it something like this:
Black guy goes to get a bucket huge fucking tub of cheese. So big, he has
to carry it home in a wheelbarrow. On the way home, he hits a bump and
the cheese goes flying. It finally comes to a stop near some white guy's
feet. He rolls it home while the black guy is chasing him yelling like
crazy. The white guy gets home and says to his wife, "Hey, break out the
crackers! We got cheese!"
His wife says, "What kind of cheese is it?"
He says, "It's Nacho Cheese!!"
She said, "How do you know?"
He finishes the joke by saying, "Because the guy who was chasing me kept
screaming, 'THAT'S NOT YO CHEESE! NOT YO CHEESE!'"
Thank you.
-evan
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