Fun Things To Do
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Put a bit of baby oil into someones bottle of shampoo. Why is my hair
always oily?
Smear Icy-Hot all over the toilet seat. When someone sits down they'll feel
the cream working.
The last person to wake up in the morning gets it. Get a game going; each
awake person takes a turn decorating the sleeper, using their imagination
(spitwads, beer cans, paint, figurines of Elwood Blues tucked under the
elbow.)The first person to wake the sleeper up loses while everyone laughs
at the victims reation.
Send in the victim's name as being interested in joining the navy, air
force, marines, coast guard, etc.
Get a Universal Remote and go to the window of someone watching TV and
change channels.
Take a really large pair of underwear old lady or man style and write a
victim's name in them and leave them in the bathroom floor for every one to
find.
Tell someone that you will give them $100 if you can crack 3 eggs over
their head. After getting them to agree, crack 2 over their head. make sure
to rub in all of the yolk. Then tell them you don't feel like cracking the
third egg. Now you don't owe them $100.
When staying at a hotel, tell the front desk clerk you need a 4:00 am wake
up call. Tell him/her to let the phone ring repeatedly as you are a very
heavy sleeper. Then give the clerk the room number for your friends across
the hall.
Tell everyone in the dorm that you've gotten a care package from home, and
you want to share. Offer them Ex-lax brownies.
For a sticky shower, unscrew showerhead that your evil roommate showers in
and put a piece of hard candy in there. Replace head and don't forget to
avoid the shower. Yellow Jolly Ranchers work well and don't change the
water's color.
Paint a roommate's face while they sleep. When they wake up they will
wonder why everyone is looking at them and laughing. Ha Ha Ha!
Put Nair on a man's legs while he is asleep or if you're really mean, put
it on their head or in their shampoo. Call him Baldy or Slick when it's
over!
Place shaving creme in the hand of one who is sleeping. Tickle their face
and watch them slap their face. They'll wake in a state of terror.
Place your sleeping friend's hand in a bowl of warm water. Wee Wee!
Cover the door handel with something sticky such as ketchup, dog doo, or
glue. What type of creative method will they try to open the door?
Put shaving cream in the tips of someone's shoes. It'll squirt out at the
ankle if you have enough in.
If you're going home to visit the family, cover your body with temporary
tattoos the day before.
Put Suran wrap over the toilet bowl but under the seat. It'll catch it all!
Don't just short sheet the bed next time, add Corn Flakes between the
matress and sheets too.
Take one of those musical greeting cards rip out the part that actually
plays the music. This is only about the size of a quarter. When the victim
isn't watching, plant this somewhere near them. Since it is so small, it is
relatively easy to hide in a pocket or a purse.
Get a LOT of condom wrappers and put them in the bathroom garbage can while
your male friend kicks you out for that romantic dinner with his girl.
Slap...
Put cherry Kool-aid in the shower head. Is that blood coming from the
shower head?
Turn all the pictures and posters upside down. Another test of their
sanity...
Obtain a large cellulose sponge, trim to make sure it is about 1/2" thick.
Make sure edges are rounded to an other than square shape. Offer to cook
dinner. Chicken fry the sponge, then they'll offer to do all the cooking.
If the victim uses Head 'n Shoulders or Selsun Blue shampoo, and a few
drops of methylene blue (available in pet stores) to a full bottle. Over
time (if the victim is fair-haired), you will notice their hair turning
BLUE, as methylene blue stains all organic material.
Enter subscriptions in a neighbor's name to some filthy homo/bondage
magazines you can find, and change his address by one so that another
neighbor receives them. :)
While someone is in the shower, take all their clothes and his towel and
hang them outside. TeeHee...
Kidnap some small beloved object (teddy bear, etc.) or some embarrassing
possesion of the victim (underwear, etc.). Once its owner has noticed it's
gone, suspend it from a window in the dining hall, TV lounge, physics
building, whatever.
Subscribe your neighbor to a zillion different trial magazines. Especially
ones that they wouldn't even dream to subscibing to.
In the early A.M. hours while it is still dark borrow something noticable
from the house across the street. Put it in your victim's yard.
Leave old trash paperbacks around launderettes and other public places.
Write inside the front cover: Property of Victim. I need this book for my
thesis. If found, please return to address for a $50 reward.
Post ads around town for a garage sale at an unexpected person's house.
Get a somewhat long spool of rope, and when walking down the street (acting
official), get someone to assist you in measuring a distance. Pick a spot
near a corner, go around, and find another person to hold the other end of
the rope.
Put a live lobster or any other creature in the file cabinet.
Program the mark's phone to forward to the office paging system.
Ask your mark, "ARE YOU GETTING FIRED? WELL, THAT'S THE RUMOR."
If a coworker brings a bag lunch, switch the contents. It's even better if
you switch it to something totally random. (beer, rubber cement, condoms,
etc.)
Pull the labeled buttons off of their phone and rearrange the order and put
them back on their phone. They won't be sure of which line is which or
which connects them to the boss!
Take the paper out of the copier and write "Everything written of the flip
side of this paper is a lie!" Put it back into the copier mixed with
regular sheets.
A good practical joke you can play on someone at work is with the intercom
in the store. (This joke will only work if you have to dial a number on the
phone to use the intercom.)
Tell new workers that you must dial the intercom number to dial out.
Bye a voice changer at Toys 'R Us and answer the phone in strange voices.
At lunch, swap the worker's real food with look-a-like dog toys.
If someone is applying for a job, call them back and leave a wrong number.
They go crazy for a while until you call them back apologizing.
Tell a new worker that everyone has tomorrow off because of the boss's
religious beliefs. See if he shows up the next day.