More Tasteless Jokes

[Jamie Wedel]

These are just jokes, no offense is intended towards any ethnic race
whatsoever.

1. Why don't you hit a black riding a bike?
It's probably your bike.

2. What do you call a black hitchhiking?
Stranded.

3. What do you call a black in court?
Guilty.

4. A wife sends her husband to the local market for Cheese. The husband
goes to the market and sees this block of cheese rolling down the street
so he picks it up and takes it home to his wife. His wife asks him
what the hell kind of cheese is this. "Nacho cheese" the man replies.
She says "Nacho cheese, how do you know this is nacho cheese?". The man
replies, "the little black boy running behind me saying 'that's nacho
cheese, that's nacho cheese!'".

5. How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.