A Mexican bandit made a specialty...

[Thanatos]

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time
to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally,
a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas
Ranger decided to track him down.

After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite
cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to
the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where
you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak
Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the
saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit
blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under
the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't
dare shoot me.'"

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