I greeked her or "I was screwing this chick doggy style and slipped and
ended up greeking her!"
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"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck
the government'"--Lenny Bruce
Try "fudge-pack",
or "bum-fuck"
A few more?
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The cows and the horses were restless all night.
But the pigs and the sheep were surprisingly quiet.
"Giving her one up the marmite motorway....."
Dave.
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-Don
Visiting the Vegemite Valley.
Chocolate donut testing.
Mark
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Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
>
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>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
Up hill gardening
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Edward Betts <edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<3257dd90...@192.168.0.1>...
Cruising on Hershey's Highway
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"...computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh
only 1/2 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
> Pro-Zac wrote:
> >
> > Plumbing Poo-Poo
>
> Cruising on Hershey's Highway
1. Furtilising the carrot farm .
2. Slapping the crapping
3. Having a growl in the bowel
4 Calming the retentive
5. Sucking infection
BABYMASH
Racing at the Chocolate Speedway
On the Internet, nobody can hear you scream!
>On Wed, 04 Sep 1996 00:28:26 -0500, pac...@superbowl.XXXI.com (Corn Cob )
>wrote:
>
>>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
>>
>>--
>>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
>
>Up hill gardening
>-- ____ __ Edward Betts, edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk
Fudge Packing?
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"The floggings will continue until morale improves"
Turd burgling?
Russ
Also, if you stick a mint imperial up your marmite motorway your farts
will smell good enough to eat....
If you've ever spent more than ten minutes in Brownsville, you know
how appropriate the analogy (or anal-ogy) is.
Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!
Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
the house!
qate
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Speaking of anal retentive
Hes/shes tighter than a ducks ass, and thats water tight
packin' fudge
check your oil, ma'am?
back door man
moon river
Contrarius
Here's one.
"My ass is an exit only."
I had that as my license plate frame for quite a while. Someone stole it
though.
Anyone ever actually see someone with an "EXIT ONLY" tattoo across their
cheeks?
<GRIN>
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Or how about the most used pickup line in a gay bar?
Push in your stool!
How about "Travelling the hershey highway"
Going down the Hershey Highway.