a funny way of saying anal sex
KingBee
On Sat, 12 Oct 1996 19:46:25 -0500, Lee Shuwarger <eye...@tcac.com>
wrote:
>I was litening to a morning radio show in Houston, Texas, when a person
>called up for some advice: "My wife won't let me go to Brownsville with
>her anymore", said the caller.
>(Brownsville, Texas is the southernmost city in Texas)
If you've ever spent more than ten minutes in Brownsville, you know
how appropriate the analogy (or anal-ogy) is.
Kate
In response to requests for anal sex:
Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!
Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
the house!
qate
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Speaking of anal retentive
Hes/shes tighter than a ducks ass, and thats water tight
David A Stewart
They were so uptight you couldn't get a pin up their ass with a
jackhammer. :)
Contrarius
faerie wrote:
>
> In article <325F86...@wave.co.nz>, Virus <sdu...@wave.co.nz> wrote:
> >How about `visiting vegemite valley`
> taking the dirt road
> packing your poop
packin' fudge
check your oil, ma'am?
back door man
moon river
Contrarius
Steve Tursi
Kate <qa...@sky.net> wrote in article <326309...@sky.net>...
> In response to requests for anal sex:
>
> Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!
>
> Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
> anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
> the house!
>
> qate
Here's one.
"My ass is an exit only."
I had that as my license plate frame for quite a while. Someone stole it
though.
Eric R. Garbos
David A Stewart wrote:
>
> They were so uptight you couldn't get a pin up their ass with a
> jackhammer. :)
> >
> >Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!
> >
> >Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
> >anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
> >the house!
Anyone ever actually see someone with an "EXIT ONLY" tattoo across their
cheeks?
<GRIN>
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Or how about the most used pickup line in a gay bar?
Push in your stool!
MeNTaL
In article <54flmd$e2s...@net1.nauticom.net>, rsum...@nauticom.net
How about "Travelling the hershey highway"
James Jones
In article <53ursk$r...@netnews.mis.net>, fae...@eastky.com (faerie) says:
>
>In article <325F86...@wave.co.nz>, Virus <sdu...@wave.co.nz> wrote:
>>How about `visiting vegemite valley`
> taking the dirt road
> packing your poop
Going down the Hershey Highway.
babymash
YO
1. Furtilising the carrot farm .
2. Slapping the crapping
3. Having a growl in the bowel
4 Calming the retentive
5. Sucking infection
BABYMASH
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"dotting my I"
"torture my dick"
"add cream to her food"
"let's go find nemo"
"May I help U shit easier"
"let's give your pussy a vacation"
"Do U know that we can have sex N the other room without leaving here"
Ṃᴆ
> How about:
<snip>
> "let's go find nemo"
> "May I <snip>
no
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am@yourgirlfreinds.com Abort-O-Fetus
I greeked her or "I was screwing this chick doggy style and slipped and
ended up greeking her!"
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Unknown
"Abort-O-Fetus" <I a...@yourgirlfreinds.com> wrote:
Try "fudge-pack",
or "bum-fuck"
A few more?
==============
It was a dark and stormy night.
The cows and the horses were restless all night.
But the pigs and the sheep were surprisingly quiet.
Jim McKinley
Dave Griffiths wrote:
>
> In article <5055gu$v...@news.esper.com>, HughJohnson says...
> >
> >"Abort-O-Fetus" <I a...@yourgirlfreinds.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>I greeked her or "I was screwing this chick doggy style and slipped and
> >>ended up greeking her!"
> >>--
> >>"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck
> >>the government'"--Lenny Bruce
> >
> >Try "fudge-pack",
> >or "bum-fuck"
> >
> >A few more?
> >
> >
>
> "Giving her one up the marmite motorway....."
>
> Dave.Driving on the Hershey Highway
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playing butt darts!
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Lau
Jim McKinley (jimck...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: Dave Griffiths wrote:
: >
: > In article <5055gu$v...@news.esper.com>, HughJohnson says...
: > Dave.Driving on the Hershey Highway
Visiting the Vegemite Valley.
Chocolate donut testing.
Mark
Corn Cob
How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
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On Wed, 04 Sep 1996 00:28:26 -0500, pac...@superbowl.XXXI.com (Corn Cob )
wrote:
>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
>
>--
>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
Up hill gardening
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Edward Betts <edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<3257dd90...@192.168.0.1>...
Pro-Zac
Plumbing Poo-Poo
Hans Breuer
Pro-Zac wrote:
>
> Plumbing Poo-Poo
Cruising on Hershey's Highway
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babymash
Hans Breuer <hans...@pristine.com.tw> writes:
> Pro-Zac wrote:
> >
> > Plumbing Poo-Poo
>
> Cruising on Hershey's Highway
1. Furtilising the carrot farm .
David A Stewart
bung bandit
turd burglar
or the ever popular (in some circles) term for
anal oral sex- brown boy,
tje...@worldchat.com
>> Plumbing Poo-Poo
>
>Cruising on Hershey's Highway
Racing at the Chocolate Speedway
On the Internet, nobody can hear you scream!
ru...@rjim.demon.co.uk
In article <3260cde2...@news.demon.co.uk>, spo...@hicks.demon.co.uk wrote:
> On Tue, 08 Oct 1996 16:59:41 GMT, edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk (Edward
> Betts) wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 04 Sep 1996 00:28:26 -0500, pac...@superbowl.XXXI.com (Corn Cob )
> >wrote:
> >
> >>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
> >>
> >>--
> >>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
> >
> >Up hill gardening
> >-- ____ __ Edward Betts, edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk
>
> Fudge Packing?
>
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>
Turd burgling?
Russ
Marco
-Back packer
-Chocolate cruncher
James Bishop
Or even shirt-lifting toss piece.
Also, if you stick a mint imperial up your marmite motorway your farts
will smell good enough to eat....
spo...@hicks.demon.co.uk
>On Wed, 04 Sep 1996 00:28:26 -0500, pac...@superbowl.XXXI.com (Corn Cob )
>wrote:
>
>>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
>>
>>--
>>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
>
>Up hill gardening
>-- ____ __ Edward Betts, edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk
Fudge Packing?
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"The floggings will continue until morale improves"
Lee Shuwarger
I was litening to a morning radio show in Houston, Texas, when a person
called up for some advice: "My wife won't let me go to Brownsville with
her anymore", said the caller.
(Brownsville, Texas is the southernmost city in Texas)
Virus
How about `visiting vegemite valley`
