A poor black family has been saving up for months to buy some cheese. They
finally can afford it and the mama send her son to the market for a
big-ass bucket of cheese. He gets it, and it's a BIG motherfucker. So he
puts it in a wheelbarrel and starts back to his house.
Halfway home, it falls out and rolls all the way to the bottom of a large
hill where some white guy picks it up and figures 'finders-keepers' so
takes it back to his house.
When home he says to his wife, "Honey, get the crackers, we got a whole
shitload of cheese!"
She replied, "What kind?"
He said, "It's Nacho cheese."
"How do you know?" She said.
He said, "Cause this kid kept chasing me home yelling, 'IT'S NA-CHO
CHEESE! IT'S NA-CHO CHEESE!!' "
"I do one thing at a time, I do it very well, then I move on," Dr. Charles Winchester, M*A*S*H.
"I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb," Green Day, Walking Contradiction.
"Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect - so why practice?" -Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day
Love, Evan. (NEW...@aol.com)