(Those in your occupation here) Do It...
Raymond W Jensen
=================
Everybody Does It
=================
> > ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
> > ACTORS do it on cue.
> > ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
> > AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
> > ANSI does it in the standard way
> > ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
> > ARCHITECTS have great plans.
> > ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
> > ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
> > ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus
> > ATTORNEYS make better motions.
> > AUDITORS like to examine figures.
> > BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
> > BAILIFFS always come to order.
> > BAKERS knead it daily.
> > BAND MEMBERS play all night.
> > BANKERS do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal!)
> > BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal
> > BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
> > BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
> > BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
> > BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
> > BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
> > BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
> > BEER DRINKERS get more head.
> > BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
> > BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry
> > BOSSES delegate the task to others.
> > BOWLERS have bigger balls.
> > BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
> > BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
> > BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
> > BUTCHERS have better meat.
> > C'Bers do it on the air.
> > CAMPERS do it in a tent.
> > CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
> > CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
> > CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
> > CHEMISTS like to experiment.
> > CHESSPLAYERS check their mates.
> > CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
> > CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically
> > CLOWNS do it for laughs.
> > COACHES whistle while they work.
> > COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
> > COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
> > COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.
> > COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
> > CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
> > CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
> > COPS have bigger guns
> > COWBOYS handle anything horny.
> > COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
> > CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
> > CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
> > DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
> > DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
> > DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
> > DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till it hurts.
> > DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
> > DETECTIVES do it under cover.
> > DIETICIANS eat better.
> > DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
> > DIVERS do it deeper.
> > DOCTORS do it with patience.
> > DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
> > DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
> > DRYWALLERS are better bangers.
> > ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
> > ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
> > EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
> > FARMERS spread it around.
> > FIREMEN are always in heat.
> > FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
> > FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
> > FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
> > FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
> > GARBAGEMEN come once a week.
> > GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
> > GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
> > GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
> > GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
> > GYMNISTS mount and dismount well.
> > HACKERS do it with fewer instructions
> > HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
> > HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
> > HANDYMEN like good screws.
> > HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision
> > HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
> > HUNTERS do it with a bang.
> > INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
> > INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
> > INVENTORS find a way.
> > JANITORS clean up afterwards.
> > JEWELERS mount real gems.
> > JOGGERS do it on the run.
> > LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
> > LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
> > LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
> > LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
> > LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
> > MACHINESTS make the best screws.
> > MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
> > MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
> > MANAGERS supervise others.
> > MARKETING REPs do it on comission
> > MILKMEN deliver twice a week
> > MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
> > MINERS sink deeper shafts.
> > MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
> > MISSILEMEN have better thrust.
> > MODELS do it in any position.
> > MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters
> > MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
> > MOVIE STARS do it on film.
> > MUSICIANS do it with rythm.
> > NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
> > NURSES call the shots.
> > OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
> > OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
> > OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
> > PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
> > PARAMEDICS can revive anything.
> > PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
> > PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion
> > PILOTS keep it up longer.
> > PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
> > POLICEMEN like big busts.
> > POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
> > POSTMEN come slower.
> > PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
> > PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
> > PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
> > PROFESSORS do it by the book.
> > RACERS like to come in first.
> > RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.
> > RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
> > REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
> > RECYCLERS use it again.
> > REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
> > REPORTERS do it daily.
> > RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
> > RETAILERS move their merchandise.
> > ROOFERS do it on top.
> > RUNNERS get into more pants.
> > SAILORS like to be blown.
> > SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
> > SCIENTISTS discovered it.
> > SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
> > SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
> > SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
> > SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
> > SPELUNKERS do it underground.
> > SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
> > STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
> > STUDENTS usae their heads.
> > SURGEONS are smooth operators.
> > TAILORS make it fit.
> > TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
> > TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
> > TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
> > TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
> > TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
> > TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
> > TRUCKERSS carry bigger loads.
> > TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
> > VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
> > VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
> > WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
> > WATER SKIERS come down harder.
> > WELDERS have hotter rods.
> > WRESTLERS know the best holds.
> > WRITERS have novel ways.
Kathy Burton
Teachers give grades for it!
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COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
On Thu, 29 May 1997 21:38:44 -0400, Raymond W Jensen
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Eugene A. Pallat
Kathy Burton <carme...@nospamworldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<338E36...@nospamworldnet.att.net>...
> Raymond W Jensen wrote:
> >
> > =================
> > Everybody Does It
> > =================
> Teachers give grades for it!
And if you don't do it right, they make you do it over and over and over
.....
Neil DeBoni
In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
>On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
>Wijlen) wrote:
>
>> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>
>
Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
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Edmond P. Kida
Here's one.......
Every man has a woman, but guitarist has his pick.
Well...huh???huh??? tell me...... Huh??? Huh????
Kent Lorentzen
Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> >Wijlen) wrote:
> >
> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >
> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >
> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
WELDERS do it with a rod.
Mad Hatter
nobody@nowhere wrote:
>
> On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> Wijlen) wrote:
>
> > COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>
> MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
COMMUNISTS do it with no class.
PROGRAMMERS do it with all sorts of characters.
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Cardinal
On Tue, 3 Jun 1997, Kent Lorentzen wrote:
> Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
>
> > In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> > >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> > >Wijlen) wrote:
> > >
> > >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > >
> > >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >
> > Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>
> WELDERS do it with a rod.
>
>
CAPENTERS do it with a rod.
-Mike
"When all else fails, manipulate the data."
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Barry Taylor
Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
>Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
>
>> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
>> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
>> >Wijlen) wrote:
>> >
>> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>> >
>> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>> >
>> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>
>WELDERS do it with a rod.
GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
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Marty Frasca
Edmond P. Kida <epki...@gn-intl.net> wrote in article
<33938...@204.71.8.22>...
>
> Here's one.......
>
> Every man has a woman, but guitarist has his pick.
>
> Well...huh???huh??? tell me...... Huh??? Huh????
Good one. I like it.
Marty
Mad Hatter
How about:
Fans (rock fans, groupies, ya'know) to it admirably?
Simon Passey
Astronomers do it with stars in their eyes
Simon P
C. Osborne
Kent Lorentzen wrote:
>
> Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
>
> > In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> > >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> > >Wijlen) wrote:
> > >
> > >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > >
> > >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >
> > Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>
> WELDERS do it with a rod.
TEACHERS do it with children ?
Rich Raphael
Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
Rich the Rude
D Finney
Rich Raphael wrote:
>
> Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
>
> Rich the Rude
CATV engineers do it with more Frequency until it Megahertz!
J.A. McCulloch
Barry Taylor wrote:
>
> Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
> Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
> >
> >> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> >> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> >> >Wijlen) wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >> >
> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >> >
> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >
> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>
Projectionists do it in the dark!
Audiologists do it by ear!
Musicians do it take by take!
J.Mc.
check...@usa.net
C. Osborne wrote:
>
> Kent Lorentzen wrote:
> >
> > Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> > > >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> > > >Wijlen) wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > >
> > > >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > >
> > > Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >
> > WELDERS do it with a rod.
>
Priests do it with altar-boys?
Plumbers have better connections.
Firemen have longer hoses.
Tree-climbers do it in the tree.
Hoff
Rich Raphael wrote:
>
> Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
>
> Rich the Rude
Nukes do it with verbatim compliance with approved writen procedure.
Hoff
======
Wishing you all whole boatloads of sensitive bullshit.
Rich Raphael
Hoff wrote:
>
> Rich Raphael wrote:
> >
> > Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
> >
> > Rich the Rude
>
> Nukes do it with verbatim compliance with approved writen procedure.
>
> Hoff
heh heh heh.... Their tools also glow in the dark!
Rich the Rude
Brian S. Knipp
In article <339674...@ccSPAMhono.com>, hof...@cchono.com wrote:
> Rich Raphael wrote:
> >
> > Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
> >
> > Rich the Rude
>
>
> Nukes do it with verbatim compliance with approved writen procedure.
>
> Hoff
> ======
> Wishing you all whole boatloads of sensitive bullshit.
HMO Employees can only do it with prior authorization and effective
utilization of available resources.
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Dept. Medical Physics | in doing what one likes to do,
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J&J Mac
check...@usa.net wrote:
>
> Priests do it with altar-boys?
>
> Plumbers have better connections.
>
> Firemen have longer hoses.
>
> Tree-climbers do it in the tree.
Rangers do it with mother nature
Rangers do it in the woods
Rangers do it with the animals
Shane
volunteer fireman do it for free
dirk
Barry Taylor wrote:
>
> Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
> Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
> >
> >> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> >> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> >> >Wijlen) wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >> >
> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >> >
> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >
> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>
CB'ers do it with frequency
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Sunil S Patel
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance and more frequency.
Can't spell GEEK with a double 'E'!
Hah!
-Sunil
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raus.ins
> > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> CB'ers do it with frequency
wi...@isrc.net
dirk <spam...@connect.dot.dot> wrote:
and ham radio operators do it till their giga hertz.
>> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>> >> >
>> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>> >> >
>> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>> >
>> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>>
>> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>
>CB'ers do it with frequency
Squeaky
TECH SUPPORT tells everyone else how to do it
raus.ins <raus...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<01bc72b1$8e1eeae0$3188...@raus.ins.ix.netcom.com>...
> > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > CB'ers do it with frequency
Sup's Girl
Mad Hatter wrote:
> > Good one. I like it.
> >
> > Marty
> >
>
> --
> I haven't lost my mind - It's backed up on tape somewhere...
I use to be Snow White, but I drifted
j...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Anansi
> > >
> > > Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
>
> HMO Employees can only do it with prior authorization and effective
> utilization of available resources.
Radio announcers do it, but only if there's an engineer around to
assist.
Cemtech
In article <bsknipp-0506...@144.92.222.196>,
bsk...@students.wisc.edu says...
> > >
> >
> >
> > Nukes do it with verbatim compliance with approved writen procedure.
> >
> > ======
> > Wishing you all whole boatloads of sensitive bullshit.
>
> utilization of available resources.
Evolutionists do it with increasing complexity.
Geologists take napps between thrusts.
Bassists do it down low.
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Amish Chair of Electrical Engineering
University of Ediacara "A fine tradition since 530,000,000 BC"
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Terry Waihi
> > > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > > CB'ers do it with frequency
> > Economists do it, in theory
Kind regards,
Terry (terry...@xtra.co.nz)
Tammie
Barry Taylor <ba...@gwenhwys.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
>Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
>>Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
>>> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
>>> >Wijlen) wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>>> >
>>> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>>> >
>>> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>>
>>WELDERS do it with a rod.
>GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>--
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>Visit the Gwenhwys pages at http://www.gwenhwys.demon.co.uk/
Operators do it on the phone:)
Mark K. Ehlert
Terry Waihi wrote:
>
> > > > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > > Economists do it, in theory
> Horn players, do it after elaborate arrangements
Assassins do it from behind (actually a bumper sticker)...
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Christian Ward
raus.ins (raus...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
: > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
: > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
: > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
: > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
: > CB'ers do it with frequency
: Economists do it, in theory
C programmers do it with a long pointer
Latin professers do it ad nauseam
Bob & Cheryl
Squeaky wrote:
>
> TECH SUPPORT tells everyone else how to do it
>
> raus.ins <raus...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
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> > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > > CB'ers do it with frequency
> > Economists do it, in theory
> >
> >
Veterinarians do it with... oh, yuck, never mind...
CHRISTOPHER A. SMITH
You made all those up didn't you?
Chris
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Rich Raphael
Terry Waihi wrote:
> Horn players, do it after elaborate arrangements
>
> Kind regards,
> Terry (terry...@xtra.co.nz)
Do they use their Flugal Horns?
Rich the Rude
John and Mark
Anansi wrote:
>
> > > >
> > > > Civil Engineers do it politely with rigid cantilevers...
> >
>
> > utilization of available resources.
>
> assist.
Physicists do it with "charm"
car...@ix.netcom.com
Lawyers DON'T do it, but they defend those who have and got caught.
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-- Anon.
Carl Franklin
LeeHein
Squeaky wrote:
>
> TECH SUPPORT tells everyone else how to do it
>
> raus.ins <raus...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
> <01bc72b1$8e1eeae0$3188...@raus.ins.ix.netcom.com>...
> > > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > > CB'ers do it with frequency
> > Economists do it, in theory
> >
> >
>Veterinarians do it with... oh, yuck, never mind...
Submariners DO IT DEEPER
Raymond A. Madison, Sr.
On Sun, 8 Jun 1997, Mark K. Ehlert wrote:
> Terry Waihi wrote:
> >
> > > > > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > > > > CB'ers do it with frequency
> > > > Economists do it, in theory
> > Horn players, do it after elaborate arrangements
>
> Assassins do it from behind (actually a bumper sticker)...
>
> --
> Mark K. Ehlert (mehlert@NO_SPAMcsbsju.edu)
>
> To reply personally, please remove NO_SPAM from my address...
>
> This post is Spam Protected (tm)
>
>
Electricians do things that shock people.
Raymond A. Madison, Sr.
(Black Saber)
Raymond N Cefola
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Roger
Technical writers do it in steps.
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Allain Henry
Tammie wrote:
>
> Barry Taylor <ba...@gwenhwys.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
> >Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
> >>Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >>> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> >>> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> >>> >
> >>> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >>> >
> >>> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >>> >
> >>> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >>
> >>WELDERS do it with a rod.
>
> >GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
happen
ga...@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu
>In article <01bc7416$5b3a9640$17b51bca@terryw>, "Terry Waihi" <terry...@xtra.co.nz> writes:
>>> > > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>>> > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>>> > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>>> > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>>> > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>>> > > CB'ers do it with frequency
>>> > Economists do it, in theory
>>>Horn players, do it after elaborate arrangements
>>Trekkies do it with a lot of pointless discussion in virtual reality
>Sadists do it till it hurts... (and then do it some more)
Masochists do it till it hurts them, then they really get into it...
Mikael Borg
Allain Henry wrote:
>
> Tammie wrote:
> >
> > Barry Taylor <ba...@gwenhwys.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > >Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
> > >Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
> > >>Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> > >>> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> > >>> >Wijlen) wrote:
> > >>> >
> > >>> >
> > >>> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >>> >
> > >>> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > >>
> > >>WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >
> > >GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > >Barry Taylor
> > >Visit the Gwenhwys pages at http://www.gwenhwys.demon.co.uk/
> >
> > Operators do it on the phone:)Meteorologist predict they have a 90% chance of doing it, but it doesn't
smcarney
In article <3397FF...@connect.dot.dot>, spam...@connect.dot.dot
says..
DJ's do it on stage.
Marilyn Hughbanks
Jody
Raymond W Jensen wrote:
>
> >>>> > > > >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >>>> > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >>>> > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >>>> > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >>>> > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> >>>> > Economists do it, in theory
> >>>>Horn players, do it after elaborate arrangements
> >>>Trekkies do it with a lot of pointless discussion in virtual reality
> >>Sadists do it till it hurts... (and then do it some more)
> >Masochists do it till it hurts them, then they really get into it...
Waterfall designers do it on the rocks.
--
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Mailto:Webm...@urdls.com
Lee Shuwarger
Raymond W Jensen wrote:
>
> ga...@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu wrote:
>
> >>In article <01bc7416$5b3a9640$17b51bca@terryw>, "Terry Waihi" <terry...@xtra.co.nz> writes:
> >>>> > > > >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >>>> > > > >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >>>> > > > >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >>>> > > > GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> >>>> > > CB'ers do it with frequency
> >>>> > Economists do it, in theory
> >>>>Horn players, do it after elaborate arrangements
> >>>Trekkies do it with a lot of pointless discussion in virtual reality
> >>Sadists do it till it hurts... (and then do it some more)
> >Masochists do it till it hurts them, then they really get into it...
> Necrophiliacs dig their work.
or
Optometrists do it with "E's"
Bill
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets!
Allain Henry <ahe...@region-net.com> wrote in article
<339DD5...@region-net.com>...
Tammie wrote:
>
> Barry Taylor <ba...@gwenhwys.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
> >Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
> >>Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >>> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere>
wrote:
> >>> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H.
van
> >>> >Wijlen) wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >>> >
> >>> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >>> >
> >>> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >>
> >>WELDERS do it with a rod.
>
> >GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
EDavis1610
Fisherman wigle their worm deeper
jjpa...@acsu.buffalo.edu
On Mon, 2 Jun 1997, Neil DeBoni wrote:
> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
> >Wijlen) wrote:
> >
> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >
> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >
> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>
>
>
> --
> *** Neil DeBoni 2B Computer Science/Info Systems, University of Waterloo
> *** ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
> *** http://www.undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca/~ncdeboni
> "I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
>
>
PSYCHOLOGISTS do it better on the couch!
-Jerry
"I hate to brag, but Damn I'm Smooth!"
R Sumner
lawyers do it in their briefs
Randy
hot...@rocketmail.com
In article <19970616110...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
edavi...@aol.com (EDavis1610) wrote:
>
> Fisherman wigle their worm deeper
Geologists do it with a rock hammer
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SickBoy
> > Fisherman wigle their worm deeper
>
> Geologists do it with a rock hammer
>
lelia russell
"J.A. McCulloch" <xx...@concentric.net> wrote:
>Barry Taylor wrote:
>>
>> Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
>> Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
>> >Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
>> >
>> >> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere> wrote:
>> >> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H. van
>> >> >Wijlen) wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>> >> >
>> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>> >> >
>> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>> >
>> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>>
>> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>Projectionists do it in the dark!
>Audiologists do it by ear!
>Musicians do it take by take!
>J.Mc.
mechanics have better tools
Tim Cook
Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
Tim
Harry V
> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > >> >
> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > >>
> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> >
> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
> >
> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> >
> > >Musicians do it take by take!
> >
> > >J.Mc.
> >
> > mechanics have better tools
>
> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>
--
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Spam has forced me to alter my Email address
To reply change the 'nospam' in my address to 'bc'
David Bridges
In article <MPG.e163931c...@news.bctel.ca>, Harry V
<har...@nospam.sympatico.ca> writes
>> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>> > >> >
>> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>> > >>
>> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>> >
>> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
>> >
>> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
>> >
>> > >Musicians do it take by take!
>> >
>> > >J.Mc.
>> >
>> > mechanics have better tools
>>
>> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>>
>Electricians do it without shorts
Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
--
David Bridges
Phil Snider
Sailplane pilots do it silently
----
P.M.S
Lee Taylor
Divers do it deeper. Divers do it in the kelp.
--
Lee Taylor
Independence Hall http://www.tgka.com/
In support of Liberty, Freedom, and Independence through self reliance
and education.
Mike Hoyle
In article <01bc7d0d$def24f00$661815cb@beasty>, SickBoy
<sex...@hotmail.com> writes
>> > Fisherman wigle their worm deeper
>>
>> Geologists do it with a rock hammer
>>
>Electrical Engineers do it with higher Frequency
DEC users do it virtualy all the time
Keith Ehrle
On Sun, 22 Jun 1997 14:19:04 GMT, dmax...@iwaynet.net (David A.
Maxwell) wrote:
>"SickBoy" <sex...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Electrical Engineers do it with higher Frequency
>
>Technicians do it with exact precision.
Software support techs don't do it, but they tell everyone else how.
Keith E.
Marty Frasca
Poker players go all in.
Marty
Cabhammer
> >
> >>Electrical Engineers do it with higher Frequency
> >
> >Technicians do it with exact precision.
>
> Software support techs don't do it, but they tell everyone else how.
Go RPI!
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e-mail to: cabh...@geocities.com
"Life sucks...until you realize how little of
it you have left..."
Rich Raphael
Christina M. Scott wrote:
>
> How about:
>
> Divers do it deeper !
>
> Tina... :)
Do they dive in headfirst?
Rich the Rude
Christina M. Scott
Head first is better !
Tina...
hot...@rocketmail.com
In article <01bc7f95$1aac85e0$0e2e74cf@mike>,Poker players fold.
Da Bum
Bill wrote:
>
> Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets!
>
> Allain Henry <ahe...@region-net.com> wrote in article
> <339DD5...@region-net.com>...
> Tammie wrote:
> >
> >
> > >Yn erthygl <199706030...@gr-5.dialup.northernnet.com>, mae Kent
> > >Lorentzen <lore...@northernnet.com> yn sgrifennu:
> > >>Neil DeBoni <ncde...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> In article <33938a80...@news.mindspring.com>, <nobody@nowhere>
> wrote:
> > >>> >On Fri, 30 May 1997 15:52:50 GMT, wij...@worldonline.nl (Simon H.
> van
> > >>> >Wijlen) wrote:
> > >>> >
> > >>> >
> > >>> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >>> >
> > >>> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > >>
> > >>WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >
> > >GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > >Barry Taylor
> > >Visit the Gwenhwys pages at http://www.gwenhwys.demon.co.uk/
> >
> > Operators do it on the phone:)Meteorologist predict they have a 90%
> chance of doing it, but it doesn't
> happen
system administrators do it 24x7 with alot of people looking over
their shoulder and documenting the procedure.
JD
David Bridges wrote:
>
> In article <MPG.e163931c...@news.bctel.ca>, Harry V
> <har...@nospam.sympatico.ca> writes
> >> > >> >> >
> >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >> > >> >> >
> >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> >> >
> >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
> >> >
> >> > >J.Mc.
> >> >
> >> > mechanics have better tools
> >>
> >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> >>
> >Electricians do it without shorts
>
> Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
Skydivers go down faster!
JD
Vasco Almeida
>--
>David Bridges
Economists assume that they do it
VFA
Breakaway
I'm going to change the wording a little here. This was the motto of
our drum line in high school:
"Drummers beat it harder."
--
Sean "Breakaway" Dickerson
se...@applink.net
http://www.applink.net/seand
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!
Without precise calclations from the navicompoter, you fly right
through an asteroid shower or bounce to close to a supernova;
and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?" -- Han Solo
Matt Pierce
Vasco Almeida (060v...@mentor.edcm.wits.ac.za) wrote:
: Economists assume that they do it
Dairy farmers do it standing knee deep in shit.
Roj
Zookeepers do it with the animals...
Librarians do it with Dewey...
Letterman does it to get the top ten...
Stewardesses do it for the passengers...
Boyd Jantz
Harry V wrote:
>
> > > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > >> >
> > > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > >>
> > > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > >
> > > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
> > >
> > > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> > >
> > > >Musicians do it take by take!
> > >
> > > >J.Mc.
> > >
> > > mechanics have better tools
> >
> > Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> >
> Electricians do it without shorts
> Harry V in Beautiful B.C.
>
> Spam has forced me to alter my Email address
> To reply change the 'nospam' in my address to 'bc'
Fishermen have the longest rods.
charles wagner
More on this thread:
Foreign exchange traders swap.
Programmers do it to standards.
Programmers don't do it - it's a hardware thing.
Webmasters do it with spam.
Terrorists bomb when they do it.
Economists do it dismally.
Social workers are too stretched to do it.
Pscyhiatrists (Psychologists) do it on couches.
Bureaucrats do it according to regulations.
Librarians do it by the book.
chuck
mpi...@vcd.hp.com (Matt Pierce) wrote:
>Vasco Almeida (060v...@mentor.edcm.wits.ac.za) wrote:
>: In article <OHQniDAf...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> David Bridges <c...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>: >In article <MPG.e163931c...@news.bctel.ca>, Harry V
>: ><har...@nospam.sympatico.ca> writes
>: >>> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>: >>> > >> >> >
>: >>> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>: >>> > >> >> >
>: >>> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>: >>> > >> >
>: >>> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>: >>> > >>
>: >>> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>: >>> >
>: >>> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
>: >>> >
>: >>> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
>: >>> >
>: >>> > >Musicians do it take by take!
>: >>> >
>: >>> > >J.Mc.
>: >>> >
>: >>> > mechanics have better tools
>: >>>
>: >>> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>: >>>
>: >>Electricians do it without shorts
>
David Bridges
In article <ECCBs...@nonexistent.com>, charles wagner
<chsw...@qed.net> writes
--
David Bridges
TNTT...@gate.net
"Marty Frasca" <mb...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Poker players go all in.
>
>Marty
Truck drivers do it with a big rig
Truck drivers do it with a flat bed
Truck drivers do it with a wieght restriction
Truck drivers do it with a scale master in every state
Truck drivers do it with in every gear
Truck drivers do it with a tarp and binders
Truck drivers do it with random testing
Truck drivers do it on the highway
Truck drivers do it with placards if it's hazardes
Truck drivers do it while on the C.B.
Dragon Rider
you may contact me at tn...@gate.net
the above is to keep out spamers
they are usualy to laze to read posts for
info like this.
May The Force be With You
Roger Layon
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X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1161
> > > >> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > > >> > >> >> >
> > > >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > > >> > >> >> >
> > > >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > > >> > >> >
> > > >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >J.Mc.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > mechanics have better tools
> > > >>
> > > >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> > > >>
> > > >Electricians do it without shorts
> > >
> > > Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
> > Sailplane pilots do it silently
> Divers do it deeper. Divers do it in the kelp.
Car salesmen do it all the time, to everyone
Computer scientists do it with hardware
Frank Pineau
>> >> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>> >> > >> >> >
>> >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>> >> > >> >> >
>> >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>> >> > >> >
>> >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>> >> >
>> >> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
>> >> >
>> >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
>> >> >
>> >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
>> >> >
>> >> > >J.Mc.
>> >> >
>> >> > mechanics have better tools
>> >>
>> >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>> >>
>> >Electricians do it without shorts
>>
>> Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
>
>Skydivers go down faster!
Dart players do it three-in-a-bed.
David Bridges
In article <33b39eee...@news.industrynet.net>, Frank Pineau
<fra...@rust.net> writes
--
David Bridges
David Bridges
Runners do it in relays.
Comedians do it for laughs.
--
David Bridges
BentonB
David Bridges wrote:
> In article <33b39eee...@news.industrynet.net>, Frank Pineau
> <fra...@rust.net> writes
> >>> >> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >>> >> > >> >> >
> >>> >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >>> >> > >> >> >
> >>> >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >>> >> > >> >
> >>> >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >>> >> > >>
> >>> >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >J.Mc.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > mechanics have better tools
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> >>> >>
> >>> >Electricians do it without shorts
> >>>
> >>> Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
> >>> David Bridges
> >>
> >>Skydivers go down faster!
> >
> >Dart players do it three-in-a-bed.
> ...as do troilists (?)
>
Dr's do it for the money.
Thomas Brevik
Electricians do it until it Hz!
[Zt]
charles wagner
David Bridges <c...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <33b39eee...@news.industrynet.net>, Frank Pineau
><fra...@rust.net> writes
>>>> >> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>>>> >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>>>> >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>>>> >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>>>> >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>>>> >> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
>>>> >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
>>>> >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
>>>> >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>>>> >Electricians do it without shorts
>>>> Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
>>>> David Bridges
>>>Skydivers go down faster!
>>Dart players do it three-in-a-bed.
>Gardeners do it in beds.
>Runners do it in relays.
>Comedians do it for laughs.
>
>--
>David Bridges
Comedians get laughs when they do it.
Gardeners do it in manure.
Gardeners need manure to make it grow.
Runners do it quickly, very very quickly.
Chris Bennardo
On Thu, 26 Jun 1997, David Bridges wrote:
> In article <33b39eee...@news.industrynet.net>, Frank Pineau
> <fra...@rust.net> writes
> >>> >> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> >>> >> > >> >> >
> >>> >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> >>> >> > >> >> >
> >>> >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> >>> >> > >> >
> >>> >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> >>> >> > >>
> >>> >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > >J.Mc.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > mechanics have better tools
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> >>> >>
> >>> >Electricians do it without shorts
> >>>
> >>> Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
> >>> David Bridges
> >>
> >>Skydivers go down faster!
> >
> >Dart players do it three-in-a-bed.
> >
> Gardeners do it in beds.
> Runners do it in relays.
> Comedians do it for laughs.
>
> --
> David Bridges
>
>
Runners go the distance
pianists can 'roll' beautifully
drummers do it with rhythm
Lyndon J Allen
> > >> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> > >> > >> >> >
> > >> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
> > >> > >> >> >
> > >> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
> > >> > >> >
> > >> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
> > >> >
> > >> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
> > >> >
> > >> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
> > >> >
> > >> > >Musicians do it take by take!
> > >> >
> > >> > >J.Mc.
> > >> >
> > >> > mechanics have better tools
> > >>
> > >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> > >>
> > >Electricians do it without shorts
> >
> > Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
> > David Bridges
>
> Skydivers go down faster!
>
Roadies do it sidestage
Lyndon
Jon Morley
In article <KLVmxKAXRaszEwV$@craigwell.demon.co.uk>, David Bridges
<c...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <ECCBs...@nonexistent.com>, charles wagner
><chsw...@qed.net> writes
>>
>>
>>
>>Foreign exchange traders swap.
>>Programmers do it to standards.
>>Programmers don't do it - it's a hardware thing.
>>Webmasters do it with spam.
>>Terrorists bomb when they do it.
>>Economists do it dismally.
>>Social workers are too stretched to do it.
>>Pscyhiatrists (Psychologists) do it on couches.
>>Bureaucrats do it according to regulations.
>>Librarians do it by the book.
>>
>>
>>chuck
>>
>>mpi...@vcd.hp.com (Matt Pierce) wrote:
>>>Vasco Almeida (060v...@mentor.edcm.wits.ac.za) wrote:
>>>: In article <OHQniDAf...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> David Bridges
>><c...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> writes:
>>>
>>>: >In article <MPG.e163931c...@news.bctel.ca>, Harry V
>>>: ><har...@nospam.sympatico.ca> writes
>>>: >>> > >> >> >
>>>: >>> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>>>: >>> > >> >> >
>>>: >>> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>>>: >>> > >> >
>>>: >>> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>>>: >>> > >>
>>>: >>> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>>>: >>> >
>>>: >>> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
>>>: >>> >
>>>: >>> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
>>>: >>> >
>>>: >>> > >Musicians do it take by take!
>>>: >>> >
>>>: >>> > >J.Mc.
>>>: >>> >
>>>: >>> > mechanics have better tools
>>>: >>>
>>>: >>> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>>>: >>>
>>>: >>Electricians do it without shorts
>>>
>>>: >Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
>>>
>>>
>>>Dairy farmers do it standing knee deep in shit.
>>>
>Welshmen do it sheepishly.
>
steel workers do it with tongs :}
typists do it till theyre blind
--
Jon Morley
Chuck
Printer's do it without wrinkling the sheets.
On Mon, 23 Jun 1997 14:16:15 GMT, 060v...@mentor.edcm.wits.ac.za
(Vasco Almeida) wrote:
>In article <OHQniDAf...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> David Bridges <c...@craigwell.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>>In article <MPG.e163931c...@news.bctel.ca>, Harry V
>><har...@nospam.sympatico.ca> writes
>>>> > >> >> >> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
>>>> > >> >> >
>>>> > >> >> >MATHEMATICIANS integrate their parts.
>>>> > >> >> >
>>>> > >> >> Not only that, mathematicians take it to the limit!
>>>> > >> >
>>>> > >> >WELDERS do it with a rod.
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >> GUITARISTS do it with their fingers.
>>>> >
>>>> > >Projectionists do it in the dark!
>>>> >
>>>> > >Audiologists do it by ear!
>>>> >
>>>> > >Musicians do it take by take!
>>>> >
>>>> > >J.Mc.
>>>> >
>>>> > mechanics have better tools
>>>>
>>>> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
>>>>
>>>Electricians do it without shorts
>
>>Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
>
>>--
>>David Bridges
>
>Economists assume that they do it
>
>VFA
Aaron Radder
> >> > mechanics have better tools
> >>
> >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> >>
> >Electricians do it without shorts
>
> Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
Theremin players do it without touching...
bill...@home.com
Flute players do it with their mouths and fingers.
trio...@acsu.buffalo.edu
Engineers Plan ahead b4 doing it...
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Nuns do it out of habit
r.michael j.
"I will endure all this subhuman driveling shit with a smile."
-Buk
Larry D. Farrell
Chuck wrote:
>
> Printer's do it without wrinkling the sheets.
>
[snip]
Microbiologists do it with culture and sensitivity.
--
Larry D. Farrell, Ph.D.
Professor of Microbiology
Idaho State University
Roger Layon
ser.noc.drexel.edu>
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Aaron Radder <lo...@my.reply.to.address> wrote in article
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>
> > >> > mechanics have better tools
> > >>
> > >> Lawyers do it briefly. ;-)
> > >>
> > >Electricians do it without shorts
> >
> > Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls.
>
>
> Theremin players do it without touching...
>
Thespians do it on stage!
Space hitcher
On Fri, 27 Jun 1997 11:43:37 GMT, charles wagner <chsw...@qed.net>
wrote:
>Comedians get laughs when they do it.
>Gardeners do it in manure.
>Gardeners need manure to make it grow.
>Runners do it quickly, very very quickly.
>
Boxers do it by the ear... at least Tyson does :-)
Degeneres do it with the tonge :-)
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