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...@ix.netcom.com(William Koch ) wrote:
>What did the southern belle say when she lost her virginity?
> "Daddy,get off of me. Your crushing my cigarettes!"
That's a good one!! I only know one Southern Belle joke... so here'
goes...
Three Southern Belles were talking about the gifts they received from
their rich husbands after they gave birth to their children. The
first one said, "After my dear son was born, my husband bought me a
new Rolls Royce", one of the Southern Bells said "Oh, gracious!", and
the other one said, "Well, isn't that PRECIOUS!".
The second Southern bell said, "When my dear son was born, his daddy
gave me a brand new planatation" Again, there was sounds of approval,
and a "Well isn't that PRECIOUS!"
Finally, they asked the third woman what she got when her child was
born, and she replied, "When my child was born, my husband sent me
off to the finest finishing school."
The other women were confused, and asked, "Why?"
"Well," she replied, "I used to say 'FUCK YOU!' all the time, but now
I say, 'Well isn't that PRECIOUS!".
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