JOKE: EPILEPTIC OYSTER SHUCKER
an48...@anon.penet.fi
Q: What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a
hooker with diareaha?
A: The epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.
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D. Blanchard
A: one's a feaver bucker....
Mark A. Walters
>
> Q: What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a
> hooker with diareaha?
>
> A: The epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.
>
q: What's the difference between a female marathon runner and a smart
pygmy?
a: One of them is a Cunning Runt.
Christi603
writes:
Q: What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Hillary Clinton?
A: The Panama Canal is a Busy Ditch and......
and now a song....."My Hillary Tis of thee..."
Translation: (for the hearing impaired) "My CUNTtry Tis of thee...."
ooh, I must go flog myself for that one....
|\__/| .~ ~.
/o=o'`./ .' Recipe for Beaver au vin:
{o__, \ { Ingredients:
/ . . ) \ 1 beaver (remove hair)
`-` '-' \ } 1 bottle of Boones Farm
.( _( )_.' Strawberry Hill
:. '---.~_ _ _| To prepare:
Get really drunk, eat the Beaver.
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Sandra Lindsey
writes:
>In article <316DDE...@Grci.com>, "Mark A. Walters"
<MWal...@Grci.com>
>writes:
>
>>> Q: What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a
>>> hooker with diareaha?
>>> A: The epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.
>>
>>q: What's the difference between a female marathon runner and a smart
>>pygmy?
>>a: One of them is a Cunning Runt.
>>
>Q: What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Hillary Clinton?
>A: The Panama Canal is a Busy Ditch and......
>
in church?
A: The lady in church has hope in her sole!!!!!
Frank
wrote:
Q: Whats the difference between a chorus girl line up and a circus act
A: Ones a cunning array of stunts...
Bilbo Baggins
> >>> hooker with diareaha?
> >>> A: The epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.
> >>
What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure in a hot-tub?
Throw in the laundry.
Bilbo Baggins
I woke up every two hours and cried.
Neal M. Dorst
: On 15 Apr 1996 06:42:42 GMT, nam...@ix.netcom.com(Sandra Lindsey)
: wrote:
: >In <4kohlm$d...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> chris...@aol.com (Christi603)
: >writes:
: >>
: >>In article <316DDE...@Grci.com>, "Mark A. Walters"
: ><MWal...@Grci.com>
: >>writes:
: >>
: >>>> Q: What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a
: >>>> hooker with diareaha?
: >>>> A: The epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.
: >>>
: >>>q: What's the difference between a female marathon runner and a smart
: >>>pygmy?
: >>>a: One of them is a Cunning Runt.
: >>>
: >>Q: What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Hillary Clinton?
: >>A: The Panama Canal is a Busy Ditch and......
: >>
: >Q: What's the difference between the lady in the bathtub and the lady
: >in church?
: >
: >A: The lady in church has hope in her sole!!!!!
: >
: Q: Whats the difference between a chorus girl line up and a circus act
: A: Ones a cunning array of stunts...
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a voyeur ?
A: One snatches watches ....
rdil...@usa.pipeline.com
>What's the difference between a stripper on stage and off stage?
On stage is when she shakes her tits.
