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Trip to Italy
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TRIP TO ITALY
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself
from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off
to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,... more »
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Airline Ticket Agent
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It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. This girl has guts. An
award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being
smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger
who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had... more »
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Threesome
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A young blonde bird came up to me in the pub last night.
She said, "My mum is sitting over there and we were wondering if you'd ever tried a mother and daughter threesome."
"Once, yes," I replied.
"Ooh, did you like it?" she asked.
"I loved it," I replied. "And so did my sister."
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Dale Warfel of Keller Williams sent to jail for killing animals
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DO NOT USE DALE WARFEL OR KELLER WILLIAMS AS YOUR REAL ESTATE AGENT!:
ADDENDUM TO THESE INFORMATIVE POSTINGS ABOUT CROOKED CAT KILLING
REALTORS: DALE WARFEL AND MIMI WARFEL
One will see in Google searches and postings elsewhere, regarding
DALE WARFEL and MIMI WARFEL, matter with the following and other web... more »
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Make a custom song to roast someone!
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Hi there,
We've made a little app that lets you make a custom song to toast or roast a friend or to celebrate a special occasion (birthday). Try the app at [link] and enter the pin BB36754 by clicking on the vip to make it a free toast.
Hopefully you'll like it and spread the word... more »
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Anger Management
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Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day,
and you just need to take it out on someone,
don't take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don't know,
but you know deserves it.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered... more »
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Scout's Letter
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Dear Mum,
Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on
TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags
got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on
the mountain searching for Adam when it happened.
Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay now. He can't... more »
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