On 29/09/12 10:37 PM, Alec wrote:
> What is it with ops guys and Wnin?.
"Jr arrq Wnin."
"Gung'f svar: gur irefvba va gur fgnaqneq ercbf vf BcraWnin."
"Ab, jr arrq *Wnin* Wnin, abg guvf xabpx-bss fuvg."
"Nu, fb lbh arrq *Fha* Wnin, lrf?"
"Ab, vg fnlf urer 'Benpyr' Wnin."
"Lrf, gur Wnin pheeragyl cebivqrq ol Benpyr vf pnyyrq 'Fha' Wnin sbe
uvfgbevpny ernfbaf."
"Ohg jr arrq Benpyr Wnin. Vg'f sbe Benpyr. Naq fghss."
*fvtu* "Svar. V'yy ybnq hc gur fcrpvny ercbfvgbel juvpu vf shyy bs Wnin,
naq vafgnyy 'Benpyr' Wnin sbe lbh."
"Irefvba 1.4.31.415927."
"Pheerag irefvba bs Wnin vf 1.7.159."
"Jr arrq Irefvba 1.4.31.415927. Vg fnlf fb ba gur ohvyq erdhverzragf
evtug urer."
"Gb gung qrterr bs cerpvfvba? Ernyyl? Jnvg, jung nz V fnlvat, fbzr
Cebwrpg Znantre phg naq cnfgrq vg jvgu ab pbafpvbhf gubhtug vagreiravat,
bs pbhefr vg'f gb gung qrterr bs cerpvfvba. Jung nobhg onpxhcf?"
"Bu, lrf, jr'yy arrq gur flfgrz hcqngrq jvgu nyy eryrinag frphevgl
cngpurf naq hctenqrf. Rkprcg sbe Wnin."
"... Orpnhfr *bayl* guvf irefvba jvyy jbex, evtug?"
"... Orpnhfr gung'f jung gur ohvyq qbphzragf fnl."
"Unir lbh gevrq vg ba n pheerag irefvba?"
"... Ohg gur ohvyq qbphzragf..."
"Bs pbhefr. Fb Wnin unf gb or erzbirq sebz gur onpxhc plpyr, rira
gubhtu vg'f zbfg yvxryl gb cebivqr gur mreb-qnl rkcybvg bs gur jrrx.
Svar. Vg'f vafgnyyrq abj. Purpx vg, cyrnfr."
"Vg'f abg jbexvat."
"Jung'f abg jbexvat? Wnin? 'wnin -I' tvirf zr gur irefvba lbh
fcrpvsvrq..."
"Gbzpng jba'g fgneg."
"Lbh arire zragvbarq Gbzpng."
"Jryy, jr arrq Gbzpng. Naq ebbg npprff fb gung jr pna frg vg hc yvxr
va gur ohvyq qbphzragf."
"Ab. Lbh jvyy abg trg Ebbg. Abg sbe gung, abg sbe nalguvat."
"Lbh'er orvat bofgehpgvir."
"Lrf. V'z bofgehpgvat lbh sebz znxvat guvf znpuvar vzcbffvoyr gb
znvagnva."
"Jryy, jr arrq npprff gb gur Gbzpng pbasvt svyrf."
"V'ir frg hc fbzr tebhc crezvffvbaf, fb lbh fubhyq or noyr gb npprff
gurz abj."
"Vg'f abg jbexvat."
"Jung abj?"
"Jr arrq gur 32ovg Wnin."
"Ohg jr tnir lbh 16TO bs zrzbel whfg sbe guvf nccyvpngvba!"
"Vg jba'g eha ba 64ovg Wnin."
"Svar. 32ovg vafgnyyrq abj."
"Vg'f fgvyy hfvat gur 64ovg irefvba."
"Svar, gur 64ovg irefvba vf chetrq."
"Vg'f fgvyy abg jbexvat."
"Gur cbegf lbh zragvbarq ner bcra. Gur svyrf unir gur evtug
crezvffvbaf. Wnin frrzf gb or jbexvat svar, naq gur Gbzpng freivpr
fgnegf jvgubhg reebe."
"Vg fgvyy qbrfa'g jbex. Gurer zhfg or fbzrguvat lbh qvq jvgu gur Wnin
vafgnyyngvba juvpu vf oybpxvat bhe pbqr."
"V ybbxrq ng gur ybtf chg bhg ol lbhe pbqr. Vg'f ercbegvat snvyher
orpnhfr bs fbzrguvat gb qb jvgu ybpxsvyr pbagragvba. V guvax. V'z abg n
Wnin rkcreg. Jul nz V qrohttvat lbhe pbqr?"
"Orpnhfr vg qbrfa'g jbex. Naq vg'f lbhe snhyg fbzrubj. Vg'f ba n
znpuvar lbh znantr, gurersber vg'f lbhe ceboyrz gb svk vg."
...
"Jr'ir nfxrq gur iraqbe, naq gurl fnl gung lbh vafgnyyrq gur jebat
irefvba bs Gbzpng. Naq jr arrq gur 32ovg irefvba. Naq jr unir gb cngpu
gur Gbzpng. Naq jr arrq gb eha na nabalzbhf SGC freire. Nf ebbg."
Or, we could carve off a few gig of diskspace, give it to the Wnin devs,
and say "You need a specific version of Wnin, install it there. You need
a bespoke version of Gbzpng, install it there. You need a hand hacked
version of WObff, ZlFDY, Benpyr, whatever, install it there. You need
help when your code doesn't work: prove it's the OS doing it, and to do
that you will have to explain why the same environment works with all
these other apps everywhere else. Now go! Go and earn your salaries.
>
> How does installing and configuring a WObff or NpvirZD suddenly go from
> infrastructure becoming the responsibility of the develops.
When your installation instructions do not work, and suddenly it's up to
us to debug your code.
<snip>
>
> THe next time I hear, Ops is only responsible for the OS, I am going punch the
> fscker.
Ops is only responsible for the OS. We will provide Java for you. We
will not fuck around with it indefinitely because when it comes to the
sort of configurations which Java apps typically demand, it's well
outside our skillset, and we like it that way. Within reason, tell us
what you need done, and we'll do it. We will tell you if your demands^W
requests are not reasonable. We will then negotiate how to achieve your
requirements. No, we will not give you root. Or equivalent access. No,
not even "%devs ALL=(root) /bin/cat".
Love, Ops.
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