In article <87ipive...@Leonato.Messina>,
>"I write the senator a letter." does not need "to" (and coincidentally
>has an indirect object, if I'm not mistaken).
Yes, it does. The first object is the indirect object, the second
object is the direct object. Compare "I told my child a story."
>"I write to the senator." needs "to". Remove "to" and
>"I write the senator." states my authorship of an AI.
Bullshit. Compare "I told Mark." No direct object is required here.
>In using this phrasing but meaning the previous, Noah Webster (if it
>was he, as most language bizarrities from your landmass appear to be)
>was wrong and you(plural) continue to be.
Nothing bizarre about it (and nothing to do with Noah Webster,
either). "Write" works exactly the same as "tell" and numerous other
English verbs of communication. This is a standard piece of English
grammar (called a "ditransitive verb"), and the fact that your
minority dialect of English does not have it with "write" does not
make this usage WRONGITY WRONG WRONG WRONG, it simply means that you
speak a different dialect.
>Provide examples using an indirect object, distinguishing between the
>senator as recipient and piece of Lisp, or STFU about "indirect" and
>this particular broken idiom of US English once and for all.
You clearly don't know what the fsck you're talking about.