New Dirty Word -- FROM DALE???
Nik Maack
There's a new dirty word in The Dirty Word Project. It comes from Dale.
Yep. Dale Houstman. From this very newsgroup.
http://www.nikart.com/dirty/dirty.html
Screw Yourself Silly
john adams
"Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message news:3CE903D4...@sympatico.ca...
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> There's a new dirty word in The Dirty Word Project. It comes from Dale.
> Yep. Dale Houstman. From this very newsgroup.
Nope, I don't believe it. I'm not even going to look.
On a separate note, Dutch Cock is an interesting piece,
drawn in underwear it seems.
john
Brandon Freels
"Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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Nik Maack
john adams wrote:
> Nope, I don't believe it. I'm not even going to look.
I swear to god -- it really is from Dale.
> On a separate note, Dutch Cock is an interesting piece,
> drawn in underwear it seems.
I kind of like that one too. Very interesting silver sheen to it.
Dale Houstman
"john adams" <johnqa...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> >
> > There's a new dirty word in The Dirty Word Project. It comes from Dale.
> > Yep. Dale Houstman. From this very newsgroup.
>
>
> Nope, I don't believe it. I'm not even going to look.
I don't believe it either. Or I have too much time on my hands since I lost
my job.
dmh
Dale Houstman
"Brandon Freels" <brandon...@aaahawk.com> wrote in message
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> It's the end of the world?
>
A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
B. I gave up cigarettes and I'm delusional.
dmh
elag
Can you please describe these delusions in intricate detail?
Nik Maack
Dale:
> A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
Being unemployed is an annoying state to be in. I got laid off at the
end of March, found another shitty job two weeks into April, and now it
looks like I'm going to get laid off again at the beginning of June.
There is hope in the air, however -- a government clerk job with
benefits and a somewhat decent wage. Unfortunately, the job is
extremely uninteresting, but almost all the jobs on this planet are.
> B. I gave up cigarettes and I'm delusional.
Good luck. My dad has quit twice. Once he started smoking again
because his mother died, and he couldn't deal with the stress.
Elag asks:
> Can you please describe these delusions in intricate detail?
The delusions started the day I was "born", although I have no memory of
this event. They carry on "night" and "day". It's extremely
irritating, for the most part, although sometimes there is chocolate.
Dale Houstman
"elag" <el...@cloud9.net> wrote in message
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1. Erica Kane has the face of a syphilitic gecko.
2. I am feeding goldfish to the emperor of Ice Cream
3. Pants = flames in a Red Cross emergency van
4. Harvey
4. Something smells like it's crawlen into my head and died.
4. Three weeks of nothing but William Shatner on CNN.
4. Lint shaped like the ear of Van Gogh.
4.
dmh
Dale Houstman
>
>
>
> Dale:
>
> > A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
>
> Being unemployed is an annoying state to be in.
I really don't find it so. The only annoying thing about it is that I
eventually have to go to work again. If I didn't there would be nothing to
anguish over at all.
By the by: I knew certain people would either find it shocking (or pretend
to find it shocking) that I sent a damn image to your site, but what the
hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if you
set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
dmh
john adams
"Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message news:uej0or6...@corp.supernews.com...
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> "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> >
> >
> >
> > Dale:
> >
> > > A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
> >
> > Being unemployed is an annoying state to be in.
>
> I really don't find it so. The only annoying thing about it is that I
> eventually have to go to work again. If I didn't there would be nothing to
> anguish over at all.
>
> By the by: I knew certain people would either find it shocking (or pretend
> to find it shocking) that I sent a damn image to your site,
How did you know I was going to pretend that??
>but what the
> hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if you
> set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it would
be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
john
Dale Houstman
>
> "Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dale:
> > >
> > > > A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
> > >
> > > Being unemployed is an annoying state to be in.
> >
> > I really don't find it so. The only annoying thing about it is that I
> > eventually have to go to work again. If I didn't there would be nothing
to
> > anguish over at all.
> >
> > By the by: I knew certain people would either find it shocking (or
pretend
> > to find it shocking) that I sent a damn image to your site,
>
> How did you know I was going to pretend that??
I get messages (like airborne dust) through the hole in my head. Often they
tell me to squeeze puppies until they confess to kidnapping Lindbergh's
baby, but sometimes they give me knowledge I can use, like where bread comes
from and who?
>
> >but what the
> > hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> > have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if
you
> > set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
>
> I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it
would
> be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
>
That's an idea.
dmh
john adams
"Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message news:ueje9qq...@corp.supernews.com...
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> "john adams" <johnqa...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:UIfG8.74183$Po6.1...@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net...
> >
> > "Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message
> news:uej0or6...@corp.supernews.com...
> > >
> > > "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > > news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dale:
> > > >
> > > > > A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
> > > >
> > > > Being unemployed is an annoying state to be in.
> > >
> > > I really don't find it so. The only annoying thing about it is that I
> > > eventually have to go to work again. If I didn't there would be nothing
> to
> > > anguish over at all.
> > >
> > > By the by: I knew certain people would either find it shocking (or
> pretend
> > > to find it shocking) that I sent a damn image to your site,
> >
> > How did you know I was going to pretend that??
>
> I get messages (like airborne dust) through the hole in my head.
Much like an allergic porpoise, I bet.
>Often they
> tell me to squeeze puppies until they confess to kidnapping Lindbergh's
> baby, but sometimes they give me knowledge I can use, like where bread comes
> from and who?
Have you tried using the nicotine patch?
> > >but what the
> > > hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> > > have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if
> you
> > > set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
> >
> > I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it
> would
> > be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
> >
> That's an idea.
john
elag
>
> "elag" <el...@cloud9.net> wrote in message
> news:3CE97534...@cloud9.net...
> > Dale Houstman wrote:
> > >
> > > "Brandon Freels" <brandon...@aaahawk.com> wrote in message
> > > news:acbbln$jlp$1...@news.chatlink.com...
> > > > It's the end of the world?
> > > >
> > > It is strange isn't it? I explain it by the fact that...
> > >
> > > A. I am unemployed and have nothing to do.
> > >
> > > B. I gave up cigarettes and I'm delusional.
> >
> >
> > Can you please describe these delusions in intricate detail?
>
> 1. Erica Kane has the face of a syphilitic gecko.
A li'l facial neurotoxin injection will take care of that.
> 2. I am feeding goldfish to the emperor of Ice Cream
Beware... the Empress lies in wait... and she has a taste for your
golden piscine treats.
> 3. Pants = flames in a Red Cross emergency van
It sounds like the Hot Dogs are ready.
> 4. Harvey
Where?!?
> 4. Something smells like it's crawlen into my head and died.
You need 2 clothespins... one for you and one for the skonk.
> 4. Three weeks of nothing but William Shatner on CNN.
Would you prefer Leonard Nimoy's rendition of "If I Had A Hammer"?
> 4. Lint shaped like the ear of Van Gogh.
A wax Movie Camera floating in a dish of tepid water.
> 4.
Forefrontal lobotomy.
elag
>
> "Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message news:uej0or6...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dale:
> > hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> > have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if you
> > set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
>
> I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it would
> be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
Such a "Rogues Gallery" would be quite frightening. Maybe I'll dig up
some of my old sketches...
I must say that I was surprised when I saw that you don't look like Race
Bannon from "Jonny Quest")
john adams
"elag" <el...@cloud9.net> wrote in message news:3CEC5B51...@cloud9.net...
> john adams wrote:
> >
> > "Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message news:uej0or6...@corp.supernews.com...
> > >
> > > "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > > news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dale:
>
> > >but what the
> > > hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> > > have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if you
> > > set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
> >
> > I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it would
> > be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
>
>
> Such a "Rogues Gallery" would be quite frightening. Maybe I'll dig up
> some of my old sketches...
How many of us have you sketched before? I did one of Cythera and
Fascinan's dogs once. The resemblances were really quite deadly.
Wah wah wah.
> I must say that I was surprised when I saw that you don't look like Race
> Bannon from "Jonny Quest")
Ah, but I taught Race all that he knows!
john
elag
>
> I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it would
> be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
Speaking of portraits... I've posted a (re-creation of a) "group
portrait" of the denizens of alt.surrealism during a particularly
"toasty" period.
the post title is: Group Portrait
in: alt.binaries.skewed
Don't bother trying to make particular attributions since all of the
"characters" can be considered as amalgams of traits and incidents.
I hope that none will take offense and that all will enjoy it in the
humorous vein in which it is proffered.
elag
>
> "elag" <el...@cloud9.net> wrote in message news:3CEC5B51...@cloud9.net...
> > john adams wrote:
> > >
> > > "Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message news:uej0or6...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > > > news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Dale:
> >
> > > >but what the
> > > > hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> > > > have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if you
> > > > set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
> > >
> > > I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it would
> > > be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
> >
> >
> > Such a "Rogues Gallery" would be quite frightening. Maybe I'll dig up
> > some of my old sketches...
>
> How many of us have you sketched before? I did one of Cythera and
> Fascinan's dogs once. The resemblances were really quite deadly.
> Wah wah wah.
I hope you have the wherewithal to post it (to alt.skewed for the
benefit of the binarially challenged) I'd lo-o-ove to see it.
> > I must say that I was surprised when I saw that you don't look like Race
> > Bannon from "Jonny Quest")
>
> Ah, but I taught Race all that he knows!
So, how much did you charge for the flying lessons?
BTW here's a photo of Jeff Chandler, an actor who looks a whole lot like
your chum Race:
http://www.classicjq.com/info/images/JeffChandler.jpg
and the real deal:
http://www.classicjq.com/art/production/images\DW1963_RaceAndVillain.jpg
Nik Maack
elag wrote:
> Don't bother trying to make particular attributions since all of the
> "characters" can be considered as amalgams of traits and incidents.
Liar. I am the ogre belching flame. And the lips. And I'm flying the biplane.
How come you didn't post the binary in here, anyway?
It's a funny image. Thanks for sharing it.
elag
>
> elag wrote:
> > Don't bother trying to make particular attributions since all of the
> > "characters" can be considered as amalgams of traits and incidents.
>
> Liar. I am the ogre belching flame. And the lips. And I'm flying the biplane.
Heh... cheaper than real therapy... eh?
>
> How come you didn't post the binary in here, anyway?
Because alt.sur is not a binaries group and many servers including my
own won't allow binaries here... a few years ago that wasn't as much of
an issue but what with people posting (400 part) feature films to the
U-net the ISPs started cracking down on "stealth" binary groups.
I sent it to alt.binaries.skewed as that has become the semi-official
place-for-binaries mainly due to the funny name.
>
> It's a funny image. Thanks for sharing it.
...de nada...
don't mind the echo
echo
echo...
john adams
"elag" <el...@cloud9.net> wrote in message news:3CF00314...@cloud9.net...
> john adams wrote:
> >
> > "elag" <el...@cloud9.net> wrote in message news:3CEC5B51...@cloud9.net...
> > > john adams wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Dale Houstman" <dm...@citilink.com> wrote in message news:uej0or6...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Nik Maack" <nikm...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3CE97707...@sympatico.ca...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dale:
> > >
> > > > >but what the
> > > > > hey? If I refused to interact with everyone I found dismal, I would only
> > > > > have a few people left to irritate. Where's the fun in that? And - if you
> > > > > set up a space for portraits, I'll send some more.
> > > >
> > > > I think we should all do portraits of how we perceive each other - it would
> > > > be healthy and do us a lot therapeutic good.
> > >
> > >
> > > Such a "Rogues Gallery" would be quite frightening. Maybe I'll dig up
> > > some of my old sketches...
> >
> > How many of us have you sketched before? I did one of Cythera and
> > Fascinan's dogs once. The resemblances were really quite deadly.
> > Wah wah wah.
>
>
>
> I hope you have the wherewithal to post it (to alt.skewed for the
> benefit of the binarially challenged) I'd lo-o-ove to see it.
I'll post that one again sometime.
> > > I must say that I was surprised when I saw that you don't look like Race
> > > Bannon from "Jonny Quest")
> >
> > Ah, but I taught Race all that he knows!
>
>
> So, how much did you charge for the flying lessons?
I'm kind of retired now. When I was commisionable, I was only doing cartoon
celebrities and the like, occasional celebrity animals. Sigmond the Sea Monster
was one. He could really work the gears of a chopper (of course he had 8 arms
and several feelers).
> BTW here's a photo of Jeff Chandler, an actor who looks a whole lot like
> your chum Race:
Just as I remember that guy. Always the charmer and never forgot how duck a right
hook coming from an ugly villain. His mother was a tranny.
john adams
> benefit of the binarially challenged) I'd lo-o-ove to see it.
If that is an actual newsgroup, my reader sent a message saying
it couldn't resolve it.
john
elag
Well... alt.binaries.misc is always good in a pinch...
in fact, I will re-post:
"Group Portrait"
to alt.binaries.misc for the benefit of those that are not sufficiently skewed...
Enjoy
joy
oy...