Horton Hears a Hadoop

[Tom Keske]

Horton Hears a Hadoop

When you wonder how low the politicians can stoop
Or why their solution seems always to send in the troops
They only do so because they cannot hear Hadoop

He is an elephant from India and his skin is bright yellow
When left unprovoked, he is a quite amiable fellow
But when mistreated, he can be quite nasty in a fight
His feet and his tusks are much bigger than exabytes

Everyone ignores the elephant, although the evidence is ample
They should not invite heavy elephants to make an example
and show how men who stand in the way can get trampled

To sum it up for you
I'll say these words that are true:
Hadoop hopes to prove to you that he can nuke you
before he needs to nuke you to prove it to you

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http://m.readwriteweb.com/hack/2011/11/first-hadoop-platform-solution.php

It's not easy going either way. Today, as part of the premiere
of Hortonworks Data Platform for Hadoop in the cloud, community
member Informatica announced it's giving parser script writers a
well-deserved break. A visual parsing tool called HParser is
being added to HDP.

While Hadoop may be faster at processing giant pooled partitions
of data in parallel, it first has to make some sort of sense
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http://www.twitter.rs/todd_g_myers

todd_g_myers Todd Myers

Washington, D.C.
Intelligence Community Senior Advisor, Cloud Advocate, Utility
Computing and Nodal Compute Architect

Dr. Seuss' The Lorax - See the trailer
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/thelorax/

todd_g_myers Todd Myers
The land of Hadoop, expect the unexpected
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Amazon.com: Horton Hatches the Egg (9780394800776): Dr. Seuss ...

Poor Horton. Dr. Seuss's kindly elephant is persuaded to sit on
an egg while its mother, the good-for-nothing bird lazy Maysie,
takes a break. Little does Horton ...

www.amazon.com/Horton-Hatches...Dr-Seuss/.../039480077X
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http://www.codyhorton.com/articles/by-02.html
Cody Horton
Internationally Published Author
And Spell-Binding Stage Hypnotist

TANTRA FOR TRANSFORMATION
Tantra is so much more than sexy! Its essence is divine connection

Tantra primarily means a compendium of various sorts of
spiritual and occult knowledge particularly those dating from
the medieval times in India.

Concepts of Tantra were first written about in ancient
scriptures, and evolved into two forms -- Buddhist Tantra and
Hindu Tantra. Hindu, which we will be discussing here, is much
more about ancient and centers in stories about Shiva, the
supreme Godhead known as the destroyer, and Shakti, the Goddess
and supreme creative power. When the God Shiva (pure
consciousness merged into sexual union with the Goddess Shakti
(pure creative energy) the universe was created.

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hypnotic techniques
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Description - LBL Image Collection - Lawrence Berkeley National ...

Meanwhile Oppenheimer reported that a bomb would require three
times as much U ...... At the Rad Lab belief that residual
activity does not exist affected ...... of assembly to its home
near the Bevatron on elephant-like hydraulic feet .

...... J. Robert Oppenheimer, William Brobeck, Robert Cornog,
Robert R. Wilson , ...

imglib.lbl.gov/ImgLib/COLLECTIONS/BERKELEY.../Description
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http://radlab.cs.berkeley.edu/w/upload/1/16/Hadoop-tracing-class-report294.pdf

Finding the Elephant in the Data Center: Tracing Hadoop
Abstract

Today's most popular Internet applications run in large data
centers that store and process petabytes of data on commodity
hardware. These applications manage parallel computation, load
balancing, node heterogeneity, and node failures

We instrument the Hadoop distributed computing platform [4]
using the X-Trace framework [5]. We use tracing to examine
Hadoop's behavior under several situations and to tune its
performance for a real job.

We demonstrate algorithms to automatically identify bugs in
data center.

Node monitoring frameworks, such as Ganglia [7, 8], provide time
series of various metrics, such as CPU utilization, memory
utilization, disk usage, and number of processes active on each
node.
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HowStuffWorks "How Your Brain Works"

Each ganglion controls sensory and motor functions in its
segment through reflex pathways, and the ... Burning ghost
peppers is known to ward off elephants. ...

science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/human.../brain3.htm
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Dr. Seuss and his Secret, Evil Mind-Control Plan: A Cautionary Tale ...

igniteshow.com/.../dr-seuss-and-his-secret-evil-mind-control-
plan-cautionary-tale
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Listen to the Muzhiks - alt.surrealism | Google Groups

So here, too, the muzhik strength came to the rescue. It comes .....
Dr. Seuss Today you are You, that is truer than true. ...

groups.google.com/group/alt.surrealism/.../8a5a84a15a35f1cc
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holoscene extinction

[8] DR. SEUSS & THE NEW WORLD ORDER"? About the "Cat in the Hat"
which incorporates symbolic content of the mind control programs.
See Cat in the Hat ...

ifweweremartians.tumblr.com/
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Brave Mad World: The Control of Mind and Body

People who believe they have been targeted by mind control
technologies ...... Also mentioned in the review are Dr. Jose
Delgado's uses of electrodes on cats, ...

www.strangemag.com/braveworldmindcontrol.html -
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Mind control - The Elephant in the room. Mike Cavalli's Vitalis News

All truths pass through three phases. First it is ridiculed.
Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as self
evident.

www.vitalisnews.com/mind-control.htm
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http://www.elephant-news.com/index.php?id=98

Elephant News - started in Munich 2001 - 10 years on Internet!

In 1962, three men at the University of Oklahoma, lead by the
idiosyncratic, CIA-collaborator Louis Jolyon "Jolly" West,
injected LSD into an elephant for the first time. Their stated
intent was to determine if LSD would induce "musth", a naturally
occurring condition in which elephants become violent and
uncontrollable. After a series of events, the elephant died.
There is some controversy and confusion surrounding the cause of
death.

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Aerialists, Acrobats, Sideshow Options for any budget or venue
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jira] Commented: (HADOOP-6248) Circus: Proposal and Preliminary ...

... Overview This proposal defines a system testing framework
for Hadoop, named Circus. Circus will let Hadoop testers and
users run one or more ...

mail-archives.apache.org/.../hadoop.../%3C1712732510.
1252534917475.JavaMail.jira@brutus%3E
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James Kobielus' Blog: Aweekstweets

... #Hadoop. Had a hula hoop. Hammer that damn data hard through
hoop after hoop. Advanced analytics. Alley-OOP! about 24 hours
ago via ...

jkobielus.blogspot.com/.../aweekstweets-feb-26-to-march-3-2011.html
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Dr. Seuss, Yahoo! and Apache Hadoop data intensive apps
- Open Source Insider

www.computerweekly.com/.../dr-seuss-yahoo-and-apache-hadoop-data-
intensive-apps.html - Cached

Writing on IT news website GigaOM, cloud and infrastructure
journalist Derrick Harris has cited a source which has allowed
him to confirm that Yahoo! will this week be spinning off a
separate company focused on the development and
commercialisation of the Apache Hadoop software framework that
supports data-intensive distributed application

... and the name? Yahoo! HortonWorks

With this news strongly rumoured to finally break the annual
Hadoop Summit this week, Yahoo! is widely-lauded as the
initiator of Hadoop and its main contributor. The company itself
uses the framework extensively within its own web operations.

"Yahoo!'s HortonWorks (as in the Dr. Suess book 'Horton Hears a
Who,' a reference to the elephant logo that Apache Hadoop bears)
will be comprised of a small team of Yahoo's Hadoop engineers
and will focus on developing a production-ready product based on
the Apache Hadoop project, the set of open source tools designed
for processing huge amounts of unstructured data in parallel,"
writes GigaOM's Harris.
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hadoop by nizq - Pearltrees

Dumbo is a project that allows you to easily write and run
Hadoop programs in Python (it's named after Disney's flying
circus elephant, since the logo of ...

www.pearltrees.com/nizq/hadoop/id2545797
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Data Analytics in the Cloud with Apache Hadoop

CIA : private org-wide Cloud ... Hadoop can store and process
petabytes of data ... running Hadoop) and other companies make
extensive use of Hadoop ...

www.soasymposium.com/pdf_2010/Track%202A%205_Plunkett.pdf
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Apache Hadoop Overview: Scalable Open Source Software

It was a little yellow elephant named "Hadoop". ... Mahout is an
Indian term for someone who drives an elephant. ...

www.squidoo.com/apache-hadoop

The yellow elephant of Hadoop is reflected in the logo of the
related Apache project named Mahout. Mahout is an Indian term
for someone who drives an elephant. In the case of the Apache
Mahout project logo, it's a yellow elephant on which the mahout
rides.
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Religions for Today - Google Books Result

GODS AND MEN Shiva, the destroyer god. Why has he three eyes and
four arms? for the ... He is shown as a pink or yellow elephant
and may be chubby and good ...

books.google.com/books?isbn=0748705864
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Siva Joins Operation Yellow Elephant

Sivacracy is a blog that opines on various subjects.

operationyellowelephant.blogspot.com/2007/07/siva.html

When rich Republican men and women start acting on their beliefs
instead of leeching off the work and dead bodies of the working
poor in the this country, we will shut up about Yellow Elephants
and the like.

Operation Yellow Elephant
It's their war. Why aren't they fighting it?
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http://www.american-buddha.com/lit.bodyofsecrets.13.htm

BODY OF SECRETS -- ANATOMY OF THE ULTRA-SECRET NATIONAL SECURITY
AGENCY

Most NSA staffers could be anyone's neighbor. Some wear suits to
work every day, but most dress less formally. "There is no dress
code at all," complained one fashion-conscious former Russian
linguist, who called NSA a "haven for geeks and nerds." "I saw a
guy wearing yellow pants, yellow shirt, and yellow sweater vest,"
she said. "A lot of guys don't dress that well."

The powerful wave of Cold War fears that decades earlier had
swept listening posts onto remote mountaintops and Arctic
wastelands and into hidden valleys was now receding like a fast-
falling tide.

During deactivation ceremonies at Edzell, Scotland, near the
elephant cage that had captured so many Soviet voices, the only
sound was the piercing skirl of a lone bagpipe playing the
haunting farewell "We're No' Awa' Tae Bide Awa'."
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Signals intelligence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Electronic interception appeared as early as 1900, during the
Boer War. ... guide) a COMINT sensor for listening in on the
talk between the radar and its .... for high- frequency signals
are enormous, referred to as "elephant cages" by their users. .....
While NSA and other agencies have MASINT groups, the Central
MASINT ...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signals_intelligence
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NSA Makes Contribution To Apache Hadoop Project - Slashdot

... An anonymous reader writes "The National Security Agency has
submitted a new database, Accumulo, to the Apache Foundation for ...

yro.slashdot.org/.../nsa-makes-contribution-to-apache-hadoop-
project
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Hadoop - Tech News Articles: GigaOM GigaOM

Hadoop is an open source software framework that was initially
used for data- intensive ... Funding came from CIA-backed
In-Q-Tel, as well as some Silver Lake ...

gigaom.com/cloud/topic/hadoop/
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Inflatable Robots by Otherlab: A Walking Robot (named Ant-Roach ...

... With that in mind, I would like to introduce you to two new
(breakout) inflatable robots: a 15-foot-long walking robot (a
Pneubot named Ant-Roach) and a complete, ... via pneumatics or
hydraulics, they exhibit large strength-to-weight ratios. ... We
thought this conceptual elephant looked more like a cross ...

www.hizook.com/.../inflatable-robots-otherlab-walking-robot-
named-ant-roach-and-complete-arm-plus-hand

Note to my (now-former) labmates: You guys need to hurry up and
get married if you want me to bring a live elephant to your
wedding procession in India.
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THE GURUS | Third Eye Cloud's Hadoop Classes

Byte Sized Hadoop Classes. ... Paul has over 20 years experience
and a B.S. in C.S. from the rigorous Rensselaer Polytechnic
Institute, Troy, NY. ...

hadoop.thirdeyecloud.com/the-gurus/
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The HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA in our Midst! Dr. Seuss and the Pro ...

... Now it can be told: the much-respected DR. SEUSS is at the
very CENTER of the pro-Gay agenda! It's undeniable. All you have
to do is open ...

irregulartimes.com/.../the-homosexual-agenda-in-our-midst-dr-
seuss-and-the-pro-gay-conspiracy-to-faggotize-and-lesbianate-our-
children...
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5136632/Gay-elephant-
sparks-anger-in-Poland.html

Gay elephant sparks anger in Poland

A Polish zoo has been condemned by politicians for acquiring a
"gay"elephant called Ninio who refuses to mate with female
companions.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million British pounds)
for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant
live there," said Mr Grzes, who is from the right-wing
opposition Law and Justice party.
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Hadoop Security Design Just Add Kerberos? Really?

Hadoop is making its way into the federal government as well. In
2009 the National. Security Agency began testing a Hadoop based
system for intelligence ...

https://media.blackhat.com/.../BlackHat-USA-2010-Becherer-Andrew-
Hadoop-Security-wp.pdf
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Kerberos - Why the Name?

Kerberos (Cerberus in Latin) was depicted in Greek and Roman
mythology as the fierce, three headed dog that guards the gates
of Hell. Kerberos was the ...

kerberosinc.com/Kerberos_Why_the_Name.html
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Todd Myers (@todd_g_myers) on Twitter

The land of Hadoop, expect the unexpected m.readwriteweb.com/
hack/2011/11/f? ... Just asked by Amazon to present along with
Gus Hunt from CIA at their AWS ...

www.twitter.rs/todd_g_myers

Intelligence Community Senior Advisor, Cloud Advocate, Utility
Computing and Nodal Compute Architect
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Our Plans to Help Make Hadoop Better

... Even though we are an East Coast based company, several of
them are even threatening to dye their hair purple- Hadoop
purple! ...

blog.syncsort.com/2011/05/our-plans-to-help-make-hadoop-better/
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Mombi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mombi is a wicked old witch from L. Frank Baum Oz Books. ....
Land of Oz; however, in this adaptation, the rose is trampled by
one of the elephants, and Mombi is killed. ... She has purple
hair in this series, in keeping with her Gillikin roots. ...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mombi
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Cloudera Crashes Hortonworks Party with Hadoop Enterprise ...

... Yahoo launched a heavily speculated spin-off of its Hadoop
project called Hortonworks, while Ravel pushed out its own open
source project ...

servicesangle.com/.../cloudera-crashes-horton-works-party-with-
hadoop-enterprise-update/
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Winston Scott and the Hidden History of the CIA

... Angleton nodded at his sidekick, John Horton, the chief of
the Mexico. City station ..... overthrown the government of
Jacobo Arbenz in Guatemala in 1954.

www.ourmaninmexico.com/images/OurManInMexico_prologue.pdf
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Scientists and human rights in Guatemala: report of a delegation

Eliot Stellar, Robert Laurence, National Academy of Sciences (U.
S.). Committee on Human Rights - 68 pages

Dr. Horton wrote an article describing his experiences in
Guatemala: Over the years, political violence in Guatemala has
been the most serious obstacle to ...

books.google.com/books?isbn=0309047935
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http://www.rightsaction.org/articles/US_glosses_over_PerezMolina_
050211.html

US GOVERNMENT GLOSSES OVER WAR CRIME ACCUSATIONS AGAINST LEADING
GUATEMALAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

RECOMMENDED BOOKS: Eduardo Galeano's "Open Veins of Latin
America"; Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States";
James Loewen's "Lies My Teacher Told Me"; Naomi Klein's "The
Shock Doctrine"; Paolo Freire's "Pedagogy of the Oppressed";
Dr Seuss's "Horton Hears A Who"
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Newt Gingrich viewed as Grinch, not president of America's poor ...

... Gingrich becomes "The Grinch" at Sisters. While "The Grinch"
is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss ? that first
appeared as the main ...

www.huliq.com/.../newt-gingrich-viewed-grinch-not-president-americas-poor
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Major Conflict: Newt Gingrich, the Orwellian Candidate

Do you ever just stop and think "How in God's name is it
possible Newt Gingrich is leading contender ...

majorconflict.blogspot.com/.../newt-gingrich-orwellian-candidate.html
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Orwell's "Shooting an Elephant": Reflections on Imperialism and
Neoimperialism.

Mohammed Sarwar Alam. *. Abstract: Imperialism has been the most
powerful ...

www.banglajol.info/index.php/IIUCS/article/download/2664/2260
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GOPster Gang Preaching Faith-Driven Fact-Debacles - Salem-News ...

... Dead GOP elephant ...... "The only thing that made him [LBJ]
acceptable to the world was that the shrewd capitalists, the
shrewd imperialists, ...

www.salem-news.com/articles/august252011/gopster-gang-hcr.php
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George Orwell - Rudyard Kipling - Essay

in him, over and above the brutality which a writer of that type
has to have. Kipling is a jingo imperialist, he is morally
insensitive and aesthetically disgusting. ...

www.george-orwell.org/Rudyard_Kipling/0.html
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The Jungle Book - Toomai of the Elephants (Rudyard Kipling)

Kala Nag, which means Black Snake, had served the Indian
Government in every way that an elephant could serve it for
forty-seven years, and as he was fully ...

www.authorama.com/jungle-book-11.html
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"The White Man's Burden": Kipling's Hymn to U.S. Imperialism

Kipling's Hymn to U.S. Imperialism. In February 1899, British
novelist and poet Rudyard Kipling wrote a poem entitled "The
White ...

historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5478
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Horton's ghost haunts GOP field - Politico

... The issue of pardons and furloughs may play an unexpected
and damaging role.

www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55413.html
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dibujos, the art of willie: Horton Hears A Who

... The premiere for the movie was held here in NYC last night
and it was unreal. Butterflies in my stomach and pleasant
surprises through out. ...

williereal.blogspot.com/2008/03/horton-hears-who.html
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Hortonworks | Architecting the future of big data

... and use. We also provide support and training for Apache
Hadoop. ... Hortonworks Names Mark Himelstein Vice President of
Engineering. ... Hadoop and the Hadoop elephant logo are
trademarks of the Apache Software Foundation. ...

hortonworks.com/
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Hadoop | Sometimes Time

... King Elephant worked hardest of all using his enormous tusks
to dig ... he gathered up some mud and smeared it on sleeping
Elephant's feet. ...

sometimestime.com/tag/hadoop/
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If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen
the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the
tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will
not appreciate your neutrality. - Bishop Desmond Tutu
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster

they discovered with the help of a remote camera an intensely
radioactive mass in the basement of Unit Four, more than two
metres wide and weighing hundreds of tons, which they called
"the elephant's foot" for its wrinkled appearance.

The mass was composed of sand, glass and a large amount of
nuclear fuel that had escaped from the reactor. The concrete
beneath the reactor was steaming hot, and was breached by
solidified lava and spectacular unknown crystalline forms termed
chernobylite
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corium_(nuclear_reactor)

Large amounts of corium were formed during the Chernobyl
disaster. The molten mass of reactor core dripped under the
reactor vessel and now is solidified in forms of stalactites,
stalagmites, and lava flows; the best known formation is the
"Elephant's Foot", located under the bottom of the reactor in a
Steam Distribution Corridor
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Eric Paul Burke - Inventor Patent Directory, Page 1

Ashit Gandhi, Edward Seitz, Eric Paul Burke: System and method
for providing improved access to SPAM-control feature in mail-
enabled application. Yahoo July ...

patent.ipexl.com/inventor/Eric_Paul_Burke_1.html
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Disgusting Troll - .alt.penpals

... Eric Burke, alias Edmund J. Burke, Imposter who never served
in Vietnam, posts some of ... No more spam and forgery from anti-
Islam troll! ...

www.freak-search.com/en/thread/1949093/disgusting_troll
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Ultimate Traffic

Gandhi is a Jersey boy who was raised by Hindi immigrants from
India, ...... We don't give a shit about nothin' ,.... We just
wanna rock ,...and we hella' enjoy ...... I'm also responsible
for Hadoop and the cloud -serving container ...

pubsub.com/Are-SEO-practitioners-the-digital-equivalent-of-
bankers-Ultimate-Traffic-Web-Design-General-1GcptbqXmogS
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Gandhi was Gay? We say Yay. | elephant journal
www.elephantjournal.com/2011/03/gandhi-was-gay/
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Blind men and the elephant: Piecing together hadoop for diagnosis ...

research group with whom I embarked on the quest to automate
diagnosis for Hadoop. Special thanks goes to Soila Kavulya and
Rajeev Gandhi

www.mendeley.com/.../the-blind-men-and-the-elephant-piecing-
together-hadoop-for-diagnosis/
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http://www.quora.com/Milind-Bhandarkar

I was the founding member of the team at Yahoo! that took Apache
Hadoop from 20-node prototype to datacenter-scale production
system.

I started the Yahoo! Grid solutions team focused on training,
consulting, and supporting hundreds of new migrants to Hadoop.

Who designed the Apache Avro logo?
Milind Bhandarkar, parallel programmer, hadoop evangelist

Apache Avro logo is a trivial modification of defunct british
aircraft manufacturer Avro, which also had branches in Canada.

What are advantages and disadvantages of using Secure Hadoop
distribution?

Milind voted up an answer.
Allen Wittenauer, I make yellow elephants cry.I make yellow
elephants cry. Apache Hadoop
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pg100.txt - million-monkeys-project - Hadoop project to randomly ...

Hadoop project to randomly recreate Shakespeare ...... Describe
Adonis and the counterfeit,. Is poorly imitated after you, ...

code.google.com/p/million-monkeys-project/source/.../pg100.txt?...
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Twitter / @priyank_rastogi/Hadoop

Milind Bhandarkar techmilind Quote from a defense contractor:
"Oracle could handle Afghanistan. Once Iraq got in the mix, CIA
needed #hadoop. ...

twitter.com/priyank_rastogi/hadoop
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How the Grinch Stole Marriage

www.maryannhorton.com/grinch.html

How the Grinch Stole Marriage
by Mary Ann Horton, Lisa and Bill Koontz (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

Every Gay down in Gayville liked Gay Marriage a lot......
But the Grinch, who lived just east of Gayville, did NOT!!

The Grinch hated happy Gays! The whole Marriage season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, his Florsheims were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all was
His heart and brain were two sizes too small.

"And they're buying their tuxes!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow's the first Gay Wedding! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Gay Marriage from coming!"

For, tomorrow, he knew... All the Gay girls and boys
would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their vows!
And then! Oh, the Joys! Oh, the Joys!

And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Gay down in Gayville the tall and the small,
would stand close together, all happy and blissing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Gays would start kissing!

"I MUST stop Gay Marriage from coming! ...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he went to his closet, grabbed his sheet and his hood.
And he chuckled, and clucked, with a great Grinchy word!
"With this beard and this cross, I look just like our Lord!"

"All I need is a Scripture..." The Grinch looked around.
But, true Scripture is scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...? No! The Grinch simply said,
"With no Scripture on Marriage, I'll fake one instead!"
"It's one man and one woman," the Grinch falsely said.

Then he broke in the courthouse. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Georgie could do it, then so could the Grinch.
The little Gay benefits hung in a row.
"These bennies," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most uncanny,
around the whole room, and he took every benny!
Health care for partners! Doctors for kiddies!
Tax rights! Adoptions! Pensions and Wills!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, with a chill,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, in his bill.

Then he slunk to the kitchen, and stole Wedding Cake.
He cleaned out that icebox and made it look straight.
He took the Gay-bar keys! He took the Gay Flag.
Why, that Grinch even took their last Gay birdseed bag!

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Shepherd sneered,
"The judges are evil, the other states weird."
"I'll fix the rings there and I'll bring them back here."

It was quarter past dawn... All the Gays, still a-bed,
all the Gays still a-snooze when he packed up and fled.
"Pooh-Pooh to the Gays!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now no Gay Marriage is coming!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
then the Gays down in Gayville will all cry Boo-Hoo!"

He stared down at Gayville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Gay down in Gayville, the tall and the small,
was kissing! Without any bennies at all!
He HADN'T stopped Marriage from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came without lawyers, no papers to sort!"
"It came without licenses, came without courts!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!

"Maybe Marriage," he thought, "doesn't come from the court.
Maybe Marriage...perhaps... comes right from the heart.
Maybe Marriage comes from all the words the Gays say.
Words like Husband, like Wedding, and Spouse who is Gay."
And what happened then...? Well...in Gayville they say
that the Grinch's small brain grew three sizes that day!

And the Gays had their Weddings. They promised for life.
They swore to be faithful, to Wife and her Wife.
The Husbands were happy, to each other they vowed
To be Out and be Honest, be Gay and be Proud.
They told all their neighbors and friends of their Spouse,
They told of their Marriage and sharing their house.
They said "We got Married." They shouted it loud.
Their marital status was "Married and Proud."

And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light.
And he brought back the rings, cake and Gay birdseed bags!
And he... ...HE HIMSELF... hung the Gay Rainbow Flag!
...
The Lord looked down, at the proud and the tall,
and said "These are my children, and I love them all."
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http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/hadoop-file-system/

HDFS is part of the Apache Hadoop Core project. The project URL
is http://hadoop.apache.org/core/.

Simple Coherency Model

HDFS applications need a write-once-read-many access model for
files. A file once created, written, and closed need not be
changed. This assumption simplifies data coherency issues
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http://www.androidcentral.com/honeycomb-tip-silencing-all-
notifications

Yahoo! leads the industry in cloud computing initiatives such
welding machine as Hadoop and YQL, added Sim Simeonov, CEO of
FastIgnite. "Both startups and larger organizations can draw
inspirations from Yahoo's story as one of the biggest cloud
adopters

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to cash provided by operating activities of welding machine $3.4
million in the same quarter last year. The improvement is due to
higher profitability in welding machine the quarter.

"I think I was 'sneaky sneaky' more than 'sneaky fast.'" The reason:
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Survivors include a daughter, Odessa Gibbs Alford
and nine grandchildren, Stella, Victoria, James, Elizabeth,
Jacob, Aaron, Isaac, Anastasia and Anna. ++++Waiting for next? Hello

--in order to propose a conceptual framework for understanding
the sociopolitical issues facing people with dementia and for
assessing them in relation to the relevance of a social
citizenship lens for elevating status and recognition of rights
of people with dementia. Distributed in the US by ISBS.TWELVE
men will look into the mirror in the Celtic Manor Hotel this
morning. Not all will like what they see.

With luxuriant h2o factories and abundant provide of fish, also
for the fertile grassland almost it, it accustom to be a site
for which local nationalities contended. Roaming cattle and
sheep, yak of minorities and picturesque grasslands marks
present day lakeside.

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Artificial Languages

Experience with NoSQL frameworks such as Hadoop or Casandra is a
plus, ...... carrying a cloud of toxins: anthrax, tularemia,
brucellosis, plague, ... 'See,' he told us in his deep Virginia
drawl, 'the official population here is nine ...

pul.se/Save-Me-AI-Bot-Save-Me-Artificial-Languages-secondlife-sl-lxd6afJ5K5NS
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Accenture Technology Labs Blog

Obviously, there are lots of reasons to choose Hadoop as well. ...
I could instantly see lots of subliminal ways to start
influencing people based on this technique. ...

www.accenture.com/us-en/blogs/technology-labs-blog
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Neural and behavioral responses to threatening emotion faces in ...

... Regions of significant differences between 5-HTTLPR
polymorphism groups for both subliminal and supraliminal
contracts. BA x y z. Volume ...

mood.stanford.edu/docs120610/Thomason-BIOPSY-2010.pdf
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SessionB6

Polyacrylamide gel electrophoresis was used to analyse
haemoglobin (Hb) polymorphism in six yak populations
(Jianza County of Qinghai Province, Sunan ...

www.ilri.org/InfoServ/Webpub/fulldocs/yakpro/SessionB6.htm
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Why Facebook Uses Apache Hadoop and HBase | WOPULAR

... Dhruba Borthakur, a Hadoop Engineer at Facebook, has
published part of ... NOTE: This column may scare and incite,
but it's only subliminal ...

www.wopular.com/why-facebook-uses-apache-hadoop-and-hbase
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http://jamesmapes.com/blog/?p=270
YOUR MIND: THE ELEPHANT AND THE RIDER

Having become a student of clinical hypnosis, psychology and
neurology, these speakers fueled my curiosity.

The development of new technology that can uncover the mysteries
of the mind has given rise to Neuroscience ? the study of the
nervous system and brain. The understanding of human thought,
emotion, and behavior has grown by quantum leaps

The subconscious elephant is basically a reflection of your
primitive self or what's often referred to as your "reptilian"
brain combined with the "mammalian brain."

The Subconscious Elephant?

- does not "think," "contemplate" or "reflect" in the traditional
sense, but thinks in absolutes such as "right or wrong," "good
or bad," "left or right" or "fight or flight."

- is fearful, skittish and programmed with the basic default
setting of the "survival self." Therefore, it is risk-adverse
and its default path is the familiar, the status quo.
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Attention Liberals: There's No Reasoning with a Reptile.

... of the Right have financial interests in keeping the status
quo, and they understand these levels of functioning. ..... And
the GOP should have a different mascot, cuz their actions are
contrary to the empathetic and cooperative elephant. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_
all&address=389x5712299
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http://jkobielus.blogspot.com/

@DataCzar If you limit your definition of #BigData to #Hadoop,
then what you say it true. But that's too limiting

Thinking about my 2012 predictions. No, I don't have two
thousand and twelve predictions for coming year. I'll keep 'em
top 10-ish.

Huge registrant list for my 1-2pm (eastern) #Forrester webinar
on #Hadoop market POV. Hoping for great Q&A.

A supercomplex social graph model kind of resembles a hairball.
That's what society is: a hairball of entanglements.

Somebody hacked into Mark Zuckberberg's personal photos on
Facebook. Some were shown on TV news this morning. Dull. No
smoking guns. Dang.

PROUD WARRIOR 1 Front, centered. He stands braced to withstand
the assault. Planted in his grave. 2 Focal? (cont)

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Fell in Love With a Girl by The White
Stripes from White Blood Cells JK--Very punky slice of energy
from Jack & Meg

DARPA wants smartphone app developers for super sensor program

Now following @WoodyGuthrie , whose tweets are reputed to be fatal to
fascists.

No. It is not permitted to refer to lovers of petabyte databases
as peta-philes. Stop it now.

TS Eliot intoned in a solemn drone that made it sound like he
was the Archbishop of Canterbury's understudy. Recorded voice
of TS Eliot. Have to wince & laugh. Like Ernie Kovacs' Percy
Dovetonsils taking medieval studies far too seriously.

That last word-to-wise flies in the face of what entire
capitalist-cultural complex wants U 2 think about fitness. Yes,
cheapskates rise up!

Fundamentally, data scientist, the chief #BigData, looks 4 those
statistcal patterns, hence must B intimately familiar w/
regression modeling
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Ringling Bros. 'Elephantgate' | PETA.org

... Imprisoned and Poisoned: A PETA Whistleblower Case ...
George, former head of covert operations for the CIA, who
received millions of dollars ...

www.peta.org/features/ringling-bros-elephantgate.aspx -
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Discuss: Ringling (Feld) Hires CIA Spies to Destroy Peta ...

Elephant Tracks: Discuss: Ringling (Feld) Hires CIA Spies to
Destroy Peta

www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=3114&pst=386249
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http://topsy.com/gigaom.com/cloud/six-reasons-why-2012-could-be-
the-year-of-hadoop/

6 reasons why 2012 could be the year of Hadoop

Hadoop gets plenty of attention from investors and the IT press,
but it's very possible we haven't seen anything yet. All the
action of the last year has just set the stage for what should
be a big year full of new companies, new users and new
techniques for analyzing

mosisys Mosi Systems
Will 2012 be the year of Hadoop? Maybe this is what the Mayans
meant. (GigaOm)
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More Amazing Photos - Book of Mormon Evidences - LDS Scriptures ...

Copan, Honduras, This photograph shows an interesting Mayan
elephant-motif headress being worn by a human carved into a
stone stela at Copan, Honduras. ...

www.the-book-of-mormon.com/photos-page2.html
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LSD, dead elephants and Mayan calendars on Nat Geo this week ...

.. This week on National Geographic sees mysteries of the Earth
in what is, and what is allegedly to come in an assortment of
documentaries.

www.monstersandcritics.com/.../LSD-dead-elephants-and-Mayan-
calendars-on-Nat-Geo-this-week
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The Mark of the Sun Shield - Maya Mystery School

After 40 consecutive years of elephant dreams, the dreams
stopped, as I integrated Gane- sha into my consciousness. The
bark of the sacred Mayan Ceiba tree, ...

www.mayamysteryschool.net/pdf%20files/directoraug.pdf
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Moving an Elephant: How Facebook moved 30 petabytes of Hadoop data ...

... Users share billions of pieces of content daily on Facebook,
and it's the data infrastructure team's job to analyze that data
so we can ...

www.dzone.com/.../moving_an_elephant_how_facebook_moved_30_petabyte.html?...
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How many megabytes to a gigabyte and so on ? - Yahoo! Answers

1 Kilobyte would be equal to this paragraph you are reading,
whereas 100 Kilobytes would equal an ... Petabyte: A Petabyte is
approximately 1000 Terabytes or one million Gigabytes. ...
Exabyte: An Exabyte is approximately 1000 Petabytes. ...

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid... -
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Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual ...

... eXaphania's Avatar. Gender: Female. Orientation: Bisexual ...
Send a private message to eXaphania Find More Posts by
eXaphania ...

emptyclosets.com/forum/636292-post1040.html
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exaton - Wiktionary

exaton (plural exatons). A measure of the strength of an
explosion or a bomb based on how many quintillion tons of TNT
would be needed to produce the same ...

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/exaton
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How much damage would a 1 Exaton or Yottaon nuclear bomb cause ...

... How much damage would a 1 Exaton or Yottaon nuclear bomb
cause?

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid...
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http://grids.ucs.indiana.edu/ptliupages/publications/
MapReduceTaskReorganization_final.pdf

III. PRELIMINARY

Resource Model In Hadoop, each slave/worker node hosts a fixed
number of map slots, which determines maximum number of map
tasks a node can run simultaneously. If the number of map slots
is too small, resources cannot be fully utilized.

Task Model We propose Bag-of-Divisible-Tasks,
derived from Bag-of-Tasks [8, 9], as our task model. We use
Atomic Processing Unit (APU) to represent a segment of
processing that cannot be parallelized.
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The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons - The Simpsons Archive

Bob Wells: ... that Apu's mother (or whoever was planning this
wedding) could come up with an elephant and an Indian band, but
Rev. Lovejoy had to fill in for a ...

www.snpp.com/episodes/5F04
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Mkultra Monarch programming and the gay agenda

forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=48840.10;wap2

Gus Van Sant is unreal.

speaking of mind control, many people have documented evidence
pointing to mind-control conditioning of school shooters

Then he did 'Elephant' , showcasing the CIA's mind-controlled
assassins. His next project is 2009's upcoming Electric Koolaid
Acid Test, a nostalgic look back at the CIA's LSD distribution
plan in the 1960's.

Could it be any more obvious that Gus Van Sant and his entire milieu
are CIA ?

You will see in this following scene, Mike with his handler
Scott and a gay German Illuminati type

So the German guy is essentially hypnotizing Mike into a trance
and posing as a space alien.

you see Mike watching an episode of the Simpsons at a repeat
customer's house , and the Simpsons episode happens to feature
an alien abduction scene, right before Scott passes out
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India - Simpsons Wiki

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant was temporarily outsourced
to India and Homer becomes a supervisor for the Plant. There, he
meets a relative of Apu. ...

simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/India
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Hibernate Search : Mapping Entities | Javalobby

... Hibernate Search, just like Hibernate is fully polymorphic
and let you map hierarchies of classes as well as express
polymorphic queries. ...

java.dzone.com/articles/hibernate-search-mapping-entit
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Gone With the Nerd - Google Books Result
Vicki Lewis Thompson

Draped over Zoe's breasts, Einstein looked almost three-
dimensional. "I'd have had to be deaf not to hear it," she said.
"Sounded like an elephant jogging ...

books.google.com/books?isbn=031294022X
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DEFCON 17: Hadoop - Best Ways To Promote A Website

... DEFCON 17: Hadoop: Apache's Open Source Implementation of
Google's MapReduce Framework. Speakers: Joey Calca Hacked State
Team ...

bestwaystopromoteawebsite.info/.../defcon-17-hadoop-apaches-open-
source-implementation-of-googles-mapreduce-framework/
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I heard the term deathcon or deafcon in the movie crimson tide,we ...

thats defcon. term used when our leaders get jittery
when russia china or other world powers pass gas and their spy
satellites hear it and take pictures ...

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006040806316
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Many More - Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters

... Yahoo Releases Open Source Hadoop Distribution 49 .... Ours
is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
-- General Omar N. Bradley ...

apache.slashdot.org/index2.pl?section=&color...
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Atomic Nerds >> Blog Archives >> Elephants In A Nutshell

... Atomic Nerds ... be every bit as rigid, tone-deaf, blithely
intolerant, and ignorant as American men.

www.atomicnerds.com/?p=5291
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http://gay-nerds.com/site/television/pulling-the-plug-on-
springfield-nuclear-power/

Honestly, I cannot say whether or not I agree with this. I'm
having a simultaneous nerdrage AND nerdgasm.

Having recently seen a Japanese friend burst into tears at the
mere mention of nuclear power, I have to agree that the frequent
meltdowns in the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant could easily,
but unintentionally, squirt lemon juice in the fresh wound.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Seuss

Theodor Seuss Geisel was born in Springfield, Massachusetts,
was an American writer, poet, and cartoonist most widely known
for his children's books written under the pen name Dr. Seuss

He won the Lewis Carroll Shelf Award in 1958 for Horton Hatches
the Egg.

Geisel also worked as an illustrator for advertising campaigns,
most notably for Flit and Standard Oil, and as a political
cartoonist for PM, a New York City newspaper. During World War
II, he worked in an animation department of the U.S Army, where
he wrote Design for Death

After the war, though, Geisel overcame his feelings of animosity,
using his book Horton Hears a Who! (1954) as an allegory for the
Hiroshima bombing and the American post-war occupation of Japan,
as well as dedicating the book to a Japanese friend.
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HBase-commits] svn commit: r770397 - in /hadoop/hbase/trunk ...

... +++ hadoop/hbase/trunk/CHANGES.txt Thu Apr 30 19:00:52 2009 ... +
HBASE-1322 hbase-1234 broke TestAtomicIncrement; fix and
reenable ...

grokbase.com/...hadoop...trunk...hadoop...hadoop...hadoop.../
3076kg4ag2ptdazheecgbr7wnhwu
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How to Build a Cheap Underground Bomb Shelter | eHow.com

Install the elephant trunk pipe around the perimeter of the hole.
This is ... designed to reduce the risk of radiation exposure
from a nuclear bomb became popular. ...

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Robotic Elephant Trunk Has a Gentle Touch

www.tomsguide.com/us/festo-robotic-elephant-trunk,news-9049.html

Their mechanical superiority is what keeps us on our toes, wary
of the day when they'll be back and finally decide to bombard us
with our own nuclear missiles.

One German company (isn't Austria a close cousin of Germany?
Coincidence?) is working to lull us into a false sense of
security. They've created a prehensile robot arm modeled after
the trunk of the humble African elephant, because if robots know
anything about humans, it's that we love pachyderms. And cake.
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Simostronomy: Elephant Trunks in Space

My new favorite- Elephant Trunks. Massive stars are born in
dense molecular clouds in the universe. As the nuclear furnace
inside them begins to burn, they ...

simostronomy.blogspot.com/.../elephant-trunks-in-space.html
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DR. SEUSS HORTON the ELEPHANT w/ BENDABLE TRUNK, NWOT - Dr. Seuss

Priced $28.50. Categorized under Toys & Hobbies >> TV, Movie &
Character Toys >> Dr. Seuss. Condition: New. KOHL'S DR. SEUS
HORTON the ELEPHANT DOL W ...

www.bonanza.com/...SEUSS...ELEPHANT-w...TRUNK.../29803709
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http://statesymbolsusa.org/Massachusetts/author_dr_seuss.html

Massachusetts recognized Dr. Seuss (Theodore Seuss Geisel) as
official state children's author and illustrator in 2003. The
beloved Dr. Seuss filled his pages with tongue-twisters,
inventive word play, and imaginative characters like Grinches,
bunches of Hunches, and a fox in socks. Dr. Seuss is credited as
the originator of the word "nerd"
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What I Learned from Dr. Seuss | Teen Essay on Discrimination

I have friends who are gay, lesbian, and bisexual, and I think
people need to realize that's okay... seemingly meaningless, Dr.
Seuss portrayed important lessons ...

www.teenink.com/opinion/.../What-I-Learned-from-Dr-Seuss/
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