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THE PORTLAND SURREALIST HAVE ALL BEEN ARRESTED.

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May 6, 2003, 9:31:50 AM5/6/03
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there was a major calamity in portland today waves of surrealist were
arrested riding their bicycles. they were proud at first until told by
the portland police chief that they were being arrested for no helmets
and bicycle lights. a mr brandon freels went nuts and had to be pepper
sprayed. he broke away and was last seen with a bunch of hobo's
jumping a train for the east coast. i think it was a mistake a hobo
said is that train going to portland i said yes and he jumped on i
meant portland, maine. he seemed all hopped up the hobo said.
http://www.state.me.us/bds/News_Releases/June10_2002.html

http://www.subluna.com/criticalmass/
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0404-05.htm
http://www.portlandpolice.com/mayday.html

the robert morpheal defection,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/2803865.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/1702290.stm

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cyt...@my-deja.com (cythera) wrote in message news:<fadef76.03052...@posting.google.com>...
> > there was a major calamity in portland today
> > waves of surrealist were
>
> eating green hay
>
>
>
> > [...] they were proud at first,
> > until told by
> > the portland police chief
>
> they looked like Princess Di.
>
>
>
> > they were being arrested for no helmets and lights.
> > a mr brandon freels
>
> shouted, "This is bull shite!"
>
>
>
> > he went nuts and he had to be pepper sprayed.
> > he broke away
>
> when they told him that next he'd be spayed.
>
>
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> last seen with some hobos
> > a'jumpin the train
> that chugs up and down the 13th bowling lane.
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>
>
> there has been a mistake, a hobo said with a snort, and
> recalled Brandon asked, is this going to portland?
>
> i said yeah and he jumped on
>
>
> > i meant portland, maine.
> > he seemed hopped up, said the hobo.
>
>
> Soon he'll hop down again.
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JBE...@NYC.RR.COM wrote in message news:<3eb46bbb.03052...@posting.google.com>...
http://www.eielson.af.mil/ no more B_i_f_f_y. ah!
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lucat bene, der cyt...@my-deja.com (cythera) goh, a hunnert truxx
inero, sumwit kowz n' sumwit duxx on 4 Jun 2003 05:35:11 -0700:

>http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english
>
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>JBE...@NYC.RR.COM wrote in message news:<3eb46bbb.03052...@posting.google.com>...


>> cyt...@my-deja.com (cythera) wrote in message news:<fadef76.03052...@posting.google.com>...
>> > JBE...@NYC.RR.COM wrote in message news:<3eb46bbb.03050...@posting.google.com>...
>> >
>> >

>> > > There was a major calamity in Portland today.
>> > > Waves of surrealists were
>> >
>> > eating green hay.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > They were proud at first,
>> > > until they were told by
>> > > the Portland police chief

>> >
>> > they looked
>> > like Princess Di.
>> >
>> >
>> >

>> > > They were being arrested for no helmets and lights.
>> > > A Mr. Brandon Freels


>> >
>> > shouted, "This is bull shite!"
>> >
>> >
>> >

>> > > He went nuts and he had to be pepper sprayed.
>> > > He broke away

>> >
>> > when they told him
>> > that next he'd be spayed.
>> >
>> >
>> >

>> > Last seen with some hobos


>> > > a'jumpin the train
>> > that chugs up and down the 13th bowling lane.
>> >
>> >
>> >

>> > There has been a mistake, a hobo said with a snort, and
>> > recalled Brandon asked, "Is this going to Portland?"
>> >
>> > "I said yeah and he jumped on;
>> >
>> >
>> > >"I meant Portland, Maine.
>> > > "He seemed hopped up," said the hobo.


>> >
>> >
>> > Soon he'll hop down again.
>
>
>
>

>http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english

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