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Thomas

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:30:22 PM12/26/09
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OK. So Satan (erm, I mean Santa) brought me a couple of goodies. Big
deal. Yeah, one was the Leroy Grannis book, and one was the #1 issue
of The Silver Surfer, that _and_ my Chargers whooped ass on some
podunk football team. So what if I'm trying to juggle two new
girlfriends and a buddy wants to hook me up with a third. harumpf.
Water temps here are just in the mid-50's and surf is only head-high
at best. Yeah, sure, I scored a few fun waves, but I've been a good
boy this year. Santa _should_ have given me 75 degree water and 10'
waves for Christmas. That's why I'm saying - Bah Humbug!

Surfer Bob

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Dec 27, 2009, 3:45:47 AM12/27/09
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Santa brings you muchas poontang, and some down time so you don't miss
any surf while you do the wild thing,even sweet victory on the
gridiron, and all you can say is Bah Humbug?

Do not wish for 75deg waves and fewer willing women lined up at your
bedroom door, you effete lightweight. Wish for a new 3/4 wetsuit and
some newfound sexual stamina! The 10' waves are on tap for manana,
amigo. If you can get out of BED for long enough to go surf them.

Atsamattahfoyou? ;-)
Surfer Bob

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