Surf Finance for your board

[Brian Mag]

Do you wish you had a surfboard but can't afford one?
Come to Surf Finance Inc and we'll get you in the
water today. At Surf Finance our motto is YES. If
you need great surf gear we say YES.

- Poor credit history? YES
- Unemployed? YES
- Exchange student? YES
- Undischarged bankrupt? YES
- Deadbeat dad? YES
- Incarcerated felon? YES
- Convicted ponzi scheme operator? YES
- International fugitive from justice? YES
- Indicted war criminal? YES

We say YES. It's not magic, it's not wizardry, don't
worry about your credit history, we say YES. Visit
our showroom and choose from our range of new and used
boards. We can approve your finance today on just 15%
deposit and no payments for 6 months. Invest in a
Quicksliver 6'1 with minor dings for just $4500, or
get a top of the line brand new epoxy Weber 5'9 for
just $15990. Every board comes with a free block of
wax too at no extra charge.

Need wheels to get to the beach? Visit our automobile
display yard next door. Try a great 1985 Toyota Camry
sufrmobile for just $6990. If you add it to your
surfboard finance there's no deposit, just the first
month's payment!