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OT: Diamond Bracelet
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FlatIronMike
Dec 8, 2007, 9:40:08 AM12/8/07
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A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond
Bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
Closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
diamond
Bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
Closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed
Her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of
a
Salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman
Greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been
There at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is
the
Price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit
When I tell you the price."
Sue
Dec 8, 2007, 9:44:34 AM12/8/07
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LOL. Thanks, Mike
Sue
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