Was it my imagination...
T. E. Kallandra
Nine tonight? I mean, I'm nobody in fandom, not been to a con in ten
years, and other than getting in one of my signature pissing contests
on the Babylon-5 newsgroup last year...the phrase "Marvel Zombie
anal-retentive pre-adolescent" comes to mind....
They've waved at Narendra Karmarkar, Kei and Yuri, Urusei Yatsura, etc.,
etc., but I _mean_...rubber? My chief contribution to the corpus has
been to insist that Johnathan Frakes is the child or Orson Welles....
On the other hand, how many Kallandras do _you_ know?
Naaah....Musta just been my phoneme came up in the random-letter
engine....
Now, if they'd had a latex-clad marionette with my face on
Supercar...sigh.
Gathering my anonymity around me, prior to leaping from
the dumpster onto the speeding tricyclist...
Theoni
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"My...God...I've been _sleeping_ with the Ultra-Humanite!!"
--Joan Dale, "Miss America"
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T. E. Kallandra
> In article <70c3il$sum$1...@narwhal.maximumaccess.com>,
> tk...@baluga.maximumaccess.com (T. E. Kallandra) wrote:
> >...or did somebody at Paramount wave at us in the middle of Deep Space
> >Nine tonight? I mean, I'm nobody in fandom, not been to a con in ten
> >years, and other than getting in one of my signature pissing contests
> >on the Babylon-5 newsgroup last year...the phrase "Marvel Zombie
> >anal-retentive pre-adolescent" comes to mind....
> >They've waved at Narendra Karmarkar, Kei and Yuri, Urusei Yatsura, etc.,
> >etc., but I _mean_...rubber? My chief contribution to the corpus has
> >been to insist that Johnathan Frakes is the child or Orson Welles....
> >
> >On the other hand, how many Kallandras do _you_ know?
> From the fifth season:
> >Title: Nor the Battle to the Strong
> > ir Date: 10/26/96, Star Date: ____
> >Guest Cast: Kirby - Andrew Kakovit, Kalandra - Karen
> >Austin, Bolian - Mark Hatton, Nurse -
...And someone just informed me that from TOS, episode "That Which
Endures" one of the original Catwomen addressed future ages via her
stored hologram as "My fellow Calandrans...." (spelling open to debate.)
SO...this may have been a link to the Days of Kirk...that would make
me a _lot_ happier than the thought of someone at the Paramount writers
bullpen who used to have an account on Chemin de Guerre BBS and is
still hankering for a date with the Head BBS Bitch....
> My web search led me to a site that lists the meanings of names
> <http://www.kabalarians.com/index.htm>. Here's what it says about "Theoni":
Wait! Wait! Let me calibrate by bogometer here....ok, go ahead:
> >Although your name of Theoni gives you a good appreciation of material
> >values, business ability, and skill in organizing
> >and managing others,
FRAAAAAAP!
> > your success is restricted by a lack of
> >self-confidence and initiative. This name brings out a
> >practical, materialistic quality, with a strong desire for a good standard
> >of living in an environment where you are in
> >contact with refined, successful people.
BRRRRIINNNNNG!
> >You try to further your interests
> >through pursuing the association of people
> >with influence. Being well-groomed and well-dressed at all times is
> >important to you as you always strive to make a
> >good impression on others.
(Amplified sound of a toilet flushing:) GuhGLUSHshurgle....!
> > Your interests are more focused on your social
> >life
Whoop! Whoop! AhOOOOGAH! (Hoogachucka Hoogachucka!)
> > and convivial living, with any pressing or
> >difficult issues being put off as long as possible.
Meeowwraowr!
> > Any weakness in the
> >health would affect the fluid functions, and you
> >could suffer through kidney trouble or female problems.
Well...I get up three times a night when I'm taking progesterone....
Just shows you can't trust those purse books:).
Actually, I like the name best 'cuz it's the name of my fave
mathematician, Theoni Pappas. But if you search the Web for me,
you end up reading the stellar achievements of the woman who costumed
Ghostbusters, Theoni Aldridge.
Theoni (the unfamous one of the three)
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"You're now quoting Joanie Tine, probably THE most obnoxious,
self-absorbed transsexual on the internet. Even for you, this is
truly pathetic. If I EVER became like Joanie, I would sincerely wish
someone to take me out and shoot me." --Liz "The Taskmistress" Michaels.
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