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Is Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra?
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dr. Baf
Oct 1, 2009, 11:46:35 PM10/1/09
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I am 61 and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the recommended
dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started to turn
blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I laid down
on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my legs for
a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
effects should be reported to the manufacturer.
dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started to turn
blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I laid down
on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my legs for
a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
effects should be reported to the manufacturer.
Mr. V
Oct 1, 2009, 11:49:24 PM10/1/09
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Nah, you just need a new old lady.
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dr. Baf
Oct 3, 2009, 6:34:08 PM10/3/09
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Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----- > ♫♫♫♫ wrote:
> x-no-archive:> Have you alerted FEMA?
> x-no-archive:
Why are you making fun of me?
I'm serious!
Las Vegas Don
Oct 4, 2009, 2:27:27 PM10/4/09
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This explosive crapping thing is full of feces.
What happens in vegas stays in Vegas....sometimes it follows you home
as bacteria. :)
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