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I Was Gonna Hook Up With A Fat Chick

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Beaver Fever

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Jul 19, 2012, 4:54:10 PM7/19/12
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Met her on Craigslist where I flood the casual encounters section with
ads usually referring to myself as generous, wealthy, whatever.

Anyway this chick writes back. Kinda okay looking, kinda big. The ad
was something along the lines of always having skinny girlfriends and
wanting to go down on a fat chick. It doesn't mention money in any
way.

She sends a picture of herself with an item that immediately denotes a
mutual interest. We go back and forth a bit about that subject, she
gives me her number says I should call. I call, we talk about 20 mins
about that subject then she says I should call if I want to come over.

The next day a major family emergency occurs. Totally blew my mood.
That was 2 weeks ago. Seems like no matter what something comes along
and sabotages me. Then again maybe I was never serious.

There is a really hot Korean, body a perfect ten, who will do whatever
I want for $50 but she has been out of the country.

Can anyone relate?

Ross123

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Jul 19, 2012, 11:22:21 PM7/19/12
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On Thursday, July 19, 2012 4:54:10 PM UTC-4, Beaver Fever wrote:
> Met her on Craigslist where I flood the casual encounters section with
> ads usually referring to myself as generous, wealthy, whatever.
>
> Anyway this chick writes back. Kinda okay looking, kinda big. The ad
> was something along the lines of always having skinny girlfriends and
> wanting to go down on a fat chick. It doesn't mention money in any
> way.
>
> She sends a picture of herself with an item that immediately denotes a
> mutual interest. We go back and forth a bit about that subject, she
> gives me her number says I should call. I call, we talk about 20 mins
> about that subject then she says I should call if I want to come over.

> The next day a major family emergency occurs. Totally blew my mood.
> That was 2 weeks ago. Seems like no matter what something comes along
> and sabotages me. Then again maybe I was never serious.
>
> There is a really hot Korean, body a perfect ten, who will do whatever
> I want for $50 but she has been out of the country.
>
> Can anyone relate?

Yes, I've had fat chicks before- We might as well get used to it, since, if the statistics on rates of obesity are true, they make up about 30% of women.

B. Terry

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Jul 20, 2012, 5:09:25 AM7/20/12
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Beaver Fever

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Jul 28, 2012, 4:02:30 PM7/28/12
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Yeah, totally fell thru. Probably just as well, I might not be able to
live with myself otherwise.

thepu...@googlemail.com

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Aug 7, 2012, 3:51:49 AM8/7/12
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depends how fat she was

Beaver Fever

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Aug 10, 2012, 4:53:35 PM8/10/12
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Really, really fat. And I was going to have to go down on her.

Beaver Fever

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Aug 23, 2012, 3:03:29 AM8/23/12
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And I did it with a different woman tonight. Trying real hard to not
regret this.

Beaver Fever

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Aug 24, 2012, 11:05:33 PM8/24/12
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I thought I would have had more replies. I wish the class of 2000
would chime in here.

The Putt King

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Aug 25, 2012, 11:11:26 AM8/25/12
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all depends on what her personality is like. If she is nice to talk to and how she treats you. So what if she is overweight ? As long as she looks after herself then I don't see a problem.

Beaver Fever

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Aug 26, 2012, 4:45:42 PM8/26/12
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She gave great head. Also into some total weirdness that led me to
believe I was being put on - until she showed up with a bag of toys
and asked me to try to fist her. I say "try" because try I did, but
failed to get it all the way in.

The Putt King

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Aug 27, 2012, 3:36:44 AM8/27/12
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nice
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