Friday nite fun
toady Maggamolia pnats
Whoo Hooo
Parties!!
Wild Sexxx!!!
Tongs of frends!!!
Ok teh fantasy is over.
PS I tink it is cool someone had a dream abotu me and me being in Austrailia. Me
and hubby was talking abowt Austrailia a couple days ago. He said he wouldnt go
because there aint no way he would ride on an airplane for 20 hours and not be
able to smoke.
Dammm he is soooooo much fun.
Anyway I wanna go there and see what it is like!
As fer my exciting weekend.
I just finished a drawing of a maggamolia(that wood be a great usenet name) and
I transfered it to mt watercolor paper.Then I put teh friskit on and am waiting
for it to dry.
Yes friday night and I am watching paint dry!!!!!!!!
Ok phone rings...
one of sons friends. Son isn't home. He askes why I didn't go to parent day
yesserday. Well shit I forgot all abowt it! Anyway son is back and I mentioned
parent day and he got a big grin and said Mooommmm, I didn't want you to go to
parent day!
Lordee I must be fuckin embarassin as hell to my kid. Hell hubby could have went
to since he took teh day off yesserday too!
My son probably doesn't like when I go to parent day because i participate in
class and no stuff.
Oh waite I DO hace somethign planned for tomorrow. Daughter is hacing her
cosmetic surgery consultaion tomorrow and she wants me to go with her. Then I
get to take care of her when she has teh surgery.
Ok there are teh upcoming hi lites of ma exciting weekend! Dammm I better get
backe to watching teh panait dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch my mental breakdown as it happens.
http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/
I'm posting...be very afraid.
I never learned how to socialize from my family. I might as well have been raised by a pack of wolves.
phy
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> Ok there are teh upcoming hi lites of ma exciting weekend! Dammm I
> better get backe to watching teh panait dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
My weekend:
Tonight I will cook supper. Idunno what. Maybe cheeseburgers and fries.
Alos the wife bought a bigass pack of groundup beef that I have to figure
out what to do with.
Tomorrow morning I might visit a 7th day adventist church just for the hell
of it. Seems of all the people I know, 7th day people are amoung the few
who actually seem to get the point of religion. Or I might jst go get some
more Micolob Amber tonight and watch Trilogy of Terror.
I don't have any idea what else I will do. Probably compulsively hit reload
on my newsgroup list like I do most of the other times. I really need to
uninstall xnews.
-phy
phy
news:N_Fhb.11524$Eo2....@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net:
> I am addicted to this, too.
It is a drug.
>
> What's Trilogy of Terror?
>
Three movies from the 70's (?) starring Karen Black. I think it was
auppose to be a pilot for a tv series. The only one I remember is where an
african zuni warrior statue gets off the chain and chases the lady around.
She tries various ways to dispose of it. I think it will be kind of funny,
but when I watched it when I was around 10 years old, it was pretty scary.
-phy
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
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going stop-motion across a floor shouting "Bidibidibidi!", or an episode of
"Kolshak".
DudeNEPhx1971
What kinda cosmetic surgery ? botox in buttocks ? :)
Shannon
"Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability"
<Depar...@fKeepingItReal.gov> wrote in message
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remember that trilogy or Kolshak the Nightstalker.
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
"Shannon" <e...@ff.com> wrote in message
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>
phy
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>>
>> my god! you people must be gasp! in your late thirties, early
>> forties to
> remember that trilogy or Kolshak the Nightstalker.
>
Yes. In my defence, I just barely remember Dark Shadows. It came on in the
afternoon and was half over by the time I came home from kindergarten. My
brother watched it a lot. You gotta love those hairstyles. The one with the
doll was as cool as I remember. The dumb lady deserved what she got though.
-phy
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
phy
<Depar...@fKeepingItReal.gov> wrote in
>
> Man, I could never figure out what the hell that Dark Shadows was
> about.
Wasn't it about a vampire or maybe even a clan of vampires and Barnabas
Collins was in love with that non-vampiric chick and wanted to suck her but
was too shy? (Hey! look at that! I managed to get this thread back on
topic!) Even back then, I could sense the sexual tension even if I couldn't
fully understand it. I never even got a chance to watch the first half of
any episode. I wonder why they don't show it on TVLand network?
-phy
toady Maggamolia pnats
Daughter is getting new boobs! Wheee!!! We are going to hace a girls boobie
partee. =)
audrey in velvet
lol pantsy!
xoxo,
audrey
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
Lonely God
>>>Boy do I hace a fun weekend plannned!!
>>>
>>>Whoo Hooo
>>>
>>>Parties!!
>>>
>>>Wild Sexxx!!!
>>>
>>>Tongs of frends!!!
Nahh April Fool's is way over... :-\
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Ok teh fantasy is over.
>>>
>>>PS I tink it is cool someone had a dream abotu me and me being in Austrailia.
>>>Me and hubby was talking abowt Austrailia a couple days ago. He said he
>>>wouldn't go
>>>because there aint no way he would ride on an airplane for 20 hours and not
>>>be able to smoke.
>>>
>>>Dammm he is soooooo much fun.
>>>
>>>Anyway I wanna go there and see what it is like!
I think there's Aussie websites around with pics. Or you can just chat
with Darkfalz. *comfort*
>>>
>>>As fer my exciting weekend.
>>>
>>>I just finished a drawing of a maggamolia (that wood be a great usenet name)
>>>and I transfered it to mt watercolor paper.Then I put teh friskit on and am
>>>waiting
>>>for it to dry.
>>>
>>>Yes friday night and I am watching paint dry!!!!!!!!
Um what's a magg... mag-whatever?
>>>
>>>Ok phone rings...
>>>
>>>one of sons friends. Son isn't home. He askes why I didn't go to parent day
>>>yesserday. Well shit I forgot all abowt it! Anyway son is back and I
>>>mentioned
>>>parent day and he got a big grin and said Mooommmm, I didn't want you to go
>>>to parent day!
>>>
>>>Lordee I must be fuckin embarassin as hell to my kid. Hell hubby could have
>>>went
>>>to since he took teh day off yesserday too!
>>>
>>>My son probably doesn't like when I go to parent day because i participate in
>>>class and know stuff.
I don't see at all how that is embarrassing. Maybe he's at that age when
he doesn't want to be seen with you.
>>>Oh waite I DO hace somethign planned for tomorrow. Daughter is hacing her
>>>cosmetic surgery consultaion tomorrow and she wants me to go with her. Then I
>>>get to take care of her when she has teh surgery.
>>>
>>>Ok there are teh upcoming hi lites of ma exciting weekend! Dammm I better get
>>>backe to watching teh panait dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> What kinda cosmetic surgery ? botox in buttocks ? :)
>
>
> Daughter is getting new boobs! Wheee!!! We are going to hace a girls boobie
> partee. =)
Ugh I don't think your sexy, BEAUTIFUL dotter needs bigger tits. That
would send the wrong message to (certain) guys. How 'bout a nice push-up
bra instead?
--
Lonely, wonder why some of my posts dont show up
"This is what we shall do with man's divinity: we will hide it in the
deepest part of man himself, because it is the only place where he will
never think of looking." --Brahma the Hindu Master of the gods, on
removing mankind's divinity to punish his misdeeds
toady Maggamolia pnats
wrote:
I think that is it. Teens are oftentimes embarassed of their parents.
>>>>Oh waite I DO hace somethign planned for tomorrow. Daughter is hacing her
>>>>cosmetic surgery consultaion tomorrow and she wants me to go with her. Then I
>>>>get to take care of her when she has teh surgery.
>>>>
>>>>Ok there are teh upcoming hi lites of ma exciting weekend! Dammm I better get
>>>>backe to watching teh panait dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> What kinda cosmetic surgery ? botox in buttocks ? :)
>>
>>
>> Daughter is getting new boobs! Wheee!!! We are going to hace a girls boobie
>> partee. =)
>
>Ugh I don't think your sexy, BEAUTIFUL dotter needs bigger tits. That
>would send the wrong message to (certain) guys. How 'bout a nice push-up
>bra instead?
She is beautiful! She just wants bigger bobos!
I well make a sep poeste abowt teh boob doc
Insert Pseudonym Here
> Daughter is getting new boobs! Wheee!!! We are going to hace a girls
> boobie partee. =)
Why? Did she wear the other ones out?
I'm envisioning a scene here where we see the backs of three or four people
hunched over some mysterious object. The things they're saying lead us to
believe there're in a SHOE store. Slowly, we pan towards the object, and
it becomes clear we're actually in a BOOB store. Doh!
toady Maggamolia pnats
wrote:
Teh BOOOBIE STORE!!!! =))))))))))
HA HA HA TEH MAGGAMOLIA BOOBIE STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is one for real! That is too funny!!!
http://www.drcarli.com/msc_list.asp?type=Proc&data=Breast_Augmentation
That doctors waiting room was like a fancy boutique.
This is what teh actual implants look like
http://www.implantinfo.com/inforesources/breast_implant_dimensions.htm
toady Maggamolia pnats
More boobies boobies boobies eveewhere!!
http://www.implantinfo.com/photocenter/visitors/154/index.html
Virgo Cluster
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> my god! you people must be gasp! in your late thirties,
> early forties to remember that trilogy or Kolshak the
> Nightstalker.
Oh my god ... some of us are getting close to being half-way
through our lives! I know it sounds impossible, but I bet
there are some people who are actually *more than* half-way
through their lives, not to mention people who are near the
end of their lives, people who have already died, etc.
Virgo Cluster
"[10 Unsung Siblings] (#1) Paula Hitler, younger sister
of Adolf."
<< Karl Shaw, "The Mammoth Book of Tasteless
Lists", Carroll & Graf Publishers, 1998, p. 409 >>
Schaden Freude
news:dd95baf2.03101...@posting.google.com:
> Oh my god ... some of us are getting close to being half-way
> through our lives! I know it sounds impossible, but I bet
> there are some people who are actually *more than* half-way
> through their lives, not to mention people who are near the
> end of their lives, people who have already died, etc.
There are posters here who have already died? Ooh, spooky.
toady Maggamolia pnats
wrote:
yeah and nobody told them yet.
Insert Pseudonym Here
> On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 18:48:19 GMT, Insert Pseudonym Here
> <i...@iphfakeaddr.com> wrote:
>
>>toady Maggamolia pnats <oh...@myitchypants.com> wrote in
>>news:htnfovcu20b7j5g69...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Daughter is getting new boobs! Wheee!!! We are going to hace a girls
>>> boobie partee. =)
>>
>>Why? Did she wear the other ones out?
>>
>>I'm envisioning a scene here where we see the backs of three or four
>>people hunched over some mysterious object. The things they're saying
>>lead us to believe there're in a SHOE store. Slowly, we pan towards
>>the object, and it becomes clear we're actually in a BOOB store. Doh!
>
>
> Teh BOOOBIE STORE!!!! =))))))))))
>
> HA HA HA TEH MAGGAMOLIA BOOBIE STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> There is one for real! That is too funny!!!
>
> http://www.drcarli.com/msc_list.asp?type=Proc&data=Breast_Augmentation
>
> That doctors waiting room was like a fancy boutique.
>
> This is what teh actual implants look like
>
> http://www.implantinfo.com/inforesources/breast_implant_dimensions.htm
Would you believe that all this time I wouldn't have thought to go to
breast aug sites to see pictures of boobies! Now I know! You're a
Godsend, Pnats!
None
>>http://www.implantinfo.com/inforesources/breast_implant_dimensions.htm
>
>
> Would you believe that all this time I wouldn't have thought to go to
> breast aug sites to see pictures of boobies! Now I know! You're a
> Godsend, Pnats!
Or you could just go to autopr0n.com