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Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t

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Dec 10, 2008, 5:15:36 AM12/10/08
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Several years ago somebody collected digital photos of several
members of these newsgroups and posted them in a "galllery". Of
them all, the most beautiful, by far, was Mary Beth, of Buffalo NY,
who posts to a.s.d. on a regular basis. Since then I found other
nice-looking photos of gals. For example, Kaytlin O'Connor of
Kitchner ON sent me her picture and it was very handsome in a
beautiful way. The photos that John Piper e-mailed me showing
Heather Thompson were pretty nice looking too. The nicest looking
gals of all, even nicer looking than those three, I've found on
HotOrNot.

But a lot of gals in a.s.s. are too shy to post their photos
online. Heather was too shy to post hers, and it was only because
her former boyfriend shared his private photos with me that I was
able to see how she looks. I was lucky that he did that for me, so
that I could see that she was so nice looking. Imagine someone that
nice looking having such hots for me that she made a shrine for me
on her computer. Anyway, there might be other gals as nice looking
as the gals I mentionned above who are too shy to post their photos
and who don't have former boyfriends who would e-mail photos to me
without consent of the photographee. I wish I could know what those
gals look like. That gal who claimed she looked like Ellen Page was
pretty good looking too. But what about all the gals who are really
really too shy to ever post their photos online?

Well tonight I think I figured out a way that gals too shy to post
their photos can still let the rest of us know what they look like.
I post a photo of somebody on HotOrNot, or some other photo that
is online, and they compare that with a photo of themselves and
post the most significant difference between the posted photo
and their own photo. For example, the hair color might be different,
or eye color might be different, or shape of mouth and lips might
be different, etc. So each gal too shy to post her picture would
instead post a comparison like this:
- Different hair color:
Posted: Medium brown
Mine: Dark brown almost black
The for each gal who post that kind of comparison, I look through
my photo collection trying to find another online picture that is
just like the shy gal in that one characterisic, and I post that,
and the shy gal then finds some other characteristic where the
posted picture is different from her own photo. After several
rounds of that, I'll be posting photos which in just every
describable way are exactly like the shy person, yet still they
don't look like the same person, and then it becomes a real
challenge to find some difference between almost-exact-match online
photo and the shy gal herself that can be described for the next
round. Or maybe I'll come up with somebody who looks like your
identical twin!

Anybody game? Here's the URL of the first online photo:
<http://www.geocities.com/cuddledarling7/ImagesCRG/PoolGal.jpg>
Each gal in any of these newsgroups, fill out a form like I showed
above, what feature is different, and how is that feature in the
PoolGal photo, and how is that same feature in your own photo.
- Different ?what?
PoolGal: ??
?YourName?: ??
I'm specially curious for these gals to play this picture-difference game:
- Janet <JackieChanFan> if she's lurking
- Jeanne
- Lilitu
- lisa in mass.
- Michaela Mackenzie
- Nil
- Rhiannon
- Sioux

Sorry guys, I have lots of photos of gals, but hardly any photos of
guys, so you can't play this game to find somebody who looks like
yourself. But if you want you can play for some gal you misplaced,
such as a gal you saw but never met, or a gal you used to date but
she disappeared from your life. Maybe we'll get lucky and I'll not
only find a gal whose visual features are an exact match for the
gal you lost, but I'll find the exact same gal you lost! Or you can
pull a joke on your current girlfriend or wife by finding some
photo online that looks almost exactly like her then showing it to
her and watching her amazement. Or if you've browsed HotOrNot, and
found some gal whom you consider very very attractive, you could
play the game with her photo, and see if I turn up that very same
gal by this process of elimination.

As an example of how good a match I might find, that PoolGal I
started the game with actually looks very much like a gal I met
long ago who disappeared from my life when she moved to Switzerland
and promised to write but didn't. And here's one who looks almost
exactly like my therapist Jazmin Maher:
<http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/H8/KS/NM/HU/SMAMOLHBNEKV.jpg>

If we find photos that look very much like each of the gals who
post here, maybe I could create a photo album that shows those
matches, sort of a fake gallery.

Note: I think this new idea of telling what's different between
target photo and the photos presented in the game is better than my
previous idea of simply describing the target photo and trying to
find a match of descriptions and by rating which looks most/least
similar.

David

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Dec 10, 2008, 5:19:50 AM12/10/08
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Dec 10, 2008, 11:08:49 AM12/10/08
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On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:15:36 -0800, Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t
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<snip>

Hey! It's that asshole that calls himself Robert Maas, who posts a couple
of things and then returns as a thousand trolls bitching about Robert
Maas... it must be Christmas.

<I AM A ROBOT>

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You don't need the bullet when you got the ballot.

+Adam+

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Dec 10, 2008, 11:14:47 AM12/10/08
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"Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t" <seeWeb...@teh.intarweb.org>
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Who the fuck cares?


punk

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Dec 10, 2008, 11:38:34 AM12/10/08
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Ivan Marsh wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:15:36 -0800, Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t
> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> Hey! It's that asshole that calls himself Robert Maas, who posts a couple
> of things and then returns as a thousand trolls bitching about Robert
> Maas... it must be Christmas.

no...not at all. it's Xmaas...hi, ivan.

"jordy"

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Dec 10, 2008, 12:04:47 PM12/10/08
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On Dec 10, 5:15 am, seeWebInst...@teh.intarweb.org (Robert Maas,

http://tinyurl.com/uh3t) wrote:
> Several years ago somebody collected digital photos of several
> members of these newsgroups and posted them in a "galllery". Of


Hi Robert. I hope my saying this doesn't offend you. I really
do not wish to do that. But, I often wonder what goes ON in your
mind... people like you, Marty, Joe User, Deminimii, Vali etc have
very weird, strange, over the top minds.... Deminimii for example used
to spell words like this: "warm and fussy", "disinvantage",
"narcisstic", "facist"... very weird spellings... but who am I to
critisize anyone for misspellings? I've misspelled quite often
myself... and to be honest, I believe I have weird, strange, "over
the top" aspects of myself.... maybe we all do... I just wish I could
figure people like you out, and demi,. and marty and joe user, and
vali... and myself... maybe it's a hopeless cause... Is it ever
possible to really figure anyone out? even the most "normal" people?
maybe we all have crazy, weird, strange apsects to ourselves... maybe,
it's just a matter of degree...

Pissup

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Dec 10, 2008, 6:11:19 PM12/10/08
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On Dec 10, 10:15 am, seeWebInst...@teh.intarweb.org (Robert Maas,

You, are fucking weird, and I certainly don't think any one should
give you any photos or personal information at all.

In fact can't you just crawl back under your rock, and stop being such
a complete ass-wipe when certain people are trying to have deep and
meaningful conversations here?

You cunt

Nil

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Dec 10, 2008, 7:34:02 PM12/10/08
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On Dec 9, 10:15 pm, seeWebInst...@teh.intarweb.org (Robert Maas,

All poster here, playing the game of their life. Where I am not.
View my Profile and you will see who am I.

Nil

Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t

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Dec 13, 2008, 5:54:57 AM12/13/08
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> From: Jester's mummy <coc...@nest.egg>
> I look like Elizabeth Taylor. Except that my eyes are green, not lavender.

ET the way she looked when she was young, very pretty in National
Velvet or reasonably nice looking in Giant, or the way she looks
now, uglier than Phyllis Diller, breaking mirrors and frightening
young children?

Is this your own opinion as to your looks, or have you submitted
your photo to a comparison such as I suggested? Would you be
willing to send me your e-photo (JPEG preferred) and I enter it in
my proposed photo-matching system as soon as I get it up&running,
but I don't identify it as you, and as soon as the photos finish
clustering I post all the pictures *close* to your photo but not
yours itself?

By the way, a few people said I look like Harrison Ford or Robert
Hays or Robin Williams, but I haven't set up my photo-comparison
system yet so I don't really know which other people I *most* look
like.

Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t

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Dec 13, 2008, 6:10:24 AM12/13/08
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> From: "\"jordy\"" <I...@hotmail.com>
> ... I often wonder what goes ON in your mind... people like you,

I can speak only for myself, but watching episodes of
Linkname: "The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show" (1950)
URL: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0042111/
Gracie Allen was my role model for learning how to think outside
the box, how to take something somebody said and think up a
different way of thinking about it. If you want to understand,
you should find a way to watch all the episodes of that series.

By the way, IMDB shows only 19 episodes in the entire 8-year run of
that series, so something is seriously broken there! There must
have been at least 25 episodes per year, total at least 200. Maybe
IMDB has been able to find per-episode credits, submitted by users,
for only 19 episodes out of those all?

Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t

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Dec 13, 2008, 6:39:33 AM12/13/08
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> From: Nil <janila...@gmail.com>

> View my Profile and you will see who am I.

Where is your profile located? (What's the URL?)

If I were to guess, not yet seeing your profile/photo, just based
on the text you posted, I'd guess you look like this gal:
<http://www.geocities.com/cuddledarling7/ImagesM/EMGEGYHVRGEL-M11.jpg>
or maybe this gal:
<http://www.geocities.com/Bright111111/Images/O1/REBRNSAFSNMY-MA17.jpg>
<http://www.geocities.com/Bright111111/Images/O1/REBRNSAVJWAG-MA17.jpg>
I hope you don't look like this:
<http://www.geocities.com/Bright111111/Images/S1/S8SEKUHHDMQY-E1L.JPG>
I'll be curious to see what you really look like.

By the way, whatever happened to that gal who claimed she looked
like Ellen Page?
<http://www.rawbw.com/~rem/Pixs/Pix2008/NotEllenPage.jpg>
She's much prettier than the real Ellen Page:
<http://www.geocities.com/cuddledarling7/Images2S/JTFHSYWWXMXGCCHAYUPT-EllenPage.jpg>
although I'm fascinated by Ellen's blue-white skin. I'd like to
meet both of those gals. (I'd "do" either of them.)

OT: Is this photo for real?
<http://www.geocities.com/Bright111111/Images/O1/RQN8GYEVEBDD-loc.jpg>
If it's not faked, how does she do that with her breast?

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Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t

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Dec 14, 2008, 4:23:05 AM12/14/08
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> From: Jester's mummy <coc...@nest.egg>
> Just get a pic of Liz Taylor and Photoshop the eyes.

Liz at what age, 17 or 70?
She was pretty at 17, but disgusting from about 40 on.

> I've seen your picture and you look like Peter Jackson, but with
> a bit of grey in your beard.

I don't recognize that name. I guess I'll need to check IMDB to see
if he starred in anything I watched, and Google Images to see what
he might look like (except there are probably 20 people by the same
name, plus lots of mis-tagged images, so if I don't know already
what he looks like, I won't know which image is his).

IMDB:
1. [b.gif]
Peter Jackson (I) (Producer, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of
the Ring (2001))
Names (Exact Matches) (Displaying 19 Results)
1. Peter Jackson (II) (Cinematographer, The Attic: The Hiding of Anne
Frank (1988) (TV))
2. Peter Jackson (VII) (Actor, Come Again (1998))
3. Pete Jackson (III) (Camera and Electrical Department, Madonna:
Drowned World Tour 2001 (2001) (TV))
aka "Peter Jackson"
4. Peter Jackson (VI) (Miscellaneous Crew, "Great Performances:
Concert for George (#32.8)" (2004))
5. Peter Jackson (XX) (Self, "Weird, True & Freaky: Colossal Catches"
(2008))
6. Peter Jackson (IV) (Art Department, Underground (1990))
7. Peter Jackson (VIII) (Second Unit Director or Assistant Director,
God's Army (2000))
aka "Peter W. Jackson"
8. Peter Jackson (V) (Production Manager, Call Me: The Rise and Fall
of Heidi Fleiss (2004) (TV))
aka "Peter E. Jackson"
9. Peter Jackson (XII) (Actor, "Neighbours: (#1.5537)" (2008))
10. Peter Jackson (IX) (Actor, Beware of Pity (1946))
11. Peter Jackson (XIII) (Self, The Race for Everest (2003) (TV))
12. Peter Jackson (XIV) (Miscellaneous Crew, Eric Clapton: One More
Car, One More Rider - Live on Tour 2001 (2002) (V))
13. Peter Jackson (XIX) (Actor, "Shortland Street: (#17.159)" (2008))
14. Peter Jackson (XV) (Actor, Sweet FA (2006))
15. Peter Jackson (XVI) (Actor, The Johnstown Monster (1971))
16. Peter Jackson (XVII) (Actor, Mormor og de <E5>tte ungene i byen
(1977))
17. Peter Jackson (XVIII) (Self, "Footy Classified: (#2.15)" (2008))
18. Peter Jackson (III) (Producer, She Came on the Bus (1969))
19. Peter Jackson (X) (Miscellaneous Crew, Bulletproof (1988))
Names (Partial Matches) (Displaying 2 Results)
1. Sam Peter Jackson (Actor, Nuremberg: Goering's Last Stand (2006)
(TV))
2. Peter W. Jackson (Editorial Department, 'Friday Night Lights': The
Story of the 1988 Permian Panthers (2005) (V))

I have no idea which of those many guys you think I look like.

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seeWeb...@teh.intarweb.org (Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t) wrote
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> I don't recognize that name. I guess I'll need to check IMDB to see
> if he starred in anything I watched, and Google Images to see what
> he might look like (except there are probably 20 people by the same
> name, plus lots of mis-tagged images, so if I don't know already
> what he looks like, I won't know which image is his).
>

> 3. Pete Jackson (III) (Camera and Electrical Department, Madonna:


> Drowned World Tour 2001 (2001) (TV))

> I have no idea which of those many guys you think I look like.

Probably it's safe to say it's one of Madonna's camera and electrical
technicians.

Also, Google is good enough that if you type "Peter Jackson" into images
search, all the pictures are the right guy. He's famous enough that he has
now taken complete ownership of the name in the public consciousness.

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