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Walter Duerson
12/28/23
Re: Why Section 5150 fits Rudy Canoza (Max Booty) to a Tee
On 28 Dec 2023, Rudy Max Boot <max....@lathymes.com> posted some news:qvjjN.103542$xHn7.28727@
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Re: Why Section 5150 fits Rudy Canoza (Max Booty) to a Tee
On 28 Dec 2023, Rudy Max Boot <max....@lathymes.com> posted some news:qvjjN.103542$xHn7.28727@
12/28/23
jrea...@gmail.com
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mossa laber
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12/6/23
Cannibal woman is looking for male meat! Want to eat you raw and ALIVE!
On Thursday, April 24, 2014 at 10:11:19 PM UTC-4, tramp...@gmail.com wrote: > Please pick me for
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Cannibal woman is looking for male meat! Want to eat you raw and ALIVE!
On Thursday, April 24, 2014 at 10:11:19 PM UTC-4, tramp...@gmail.com wrote: > Please pick me for
12/6/23
Mortimer Houghton
11/8/23
Re: How Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson's switch to GOP could impact his political career
Artifical Intelligence Czar Kamala Harris <rema...@domain.invalid> writes: >In article <
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Re: How Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson's switch to GOP could impact his political career
Artifical Intelligence Czar Kamala Harris <rema...@domain.invalid> writes: >In article <
11/8/23
Leper
11/3/23
Re: Ignorant black high school student suspended in Texas because of dreadlocks
On 11/3/2023 1:25 AM, In Plain Sight wrote: > In article <ui1b9i$2eg32$5...@dont-email.me> When
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Re: Ignorant black high school student suspended in Texas because of dreadlocks
On 11/3/2023 1:25 AM, In Plain Sight wrote: > In article <ui1b9i$2eg32$5...@dont-email.me> When
11/3/23
Particle Constipation
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Gil Cheeseman
2
9/13/23
Re: This'll Shut Them Up... For A Minute - 2022 Nobel Physics Prize Winner [Who Knows Pretty Much ALL of The Sciences], Because Climate Change Is Physics
>Kinda like some dwarf we know. > >Rudy and the other climate nutjobs never consider that
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Re: This'll Shut Them Up... For A Minute - 2022 Nobel Physics Prize Winner [Who Knows Pretty Much ALL of The Sciences], Because Climate Change Is Physics
>Kinda like some dwarf we know. > >Rudy and the other climate nutjobs never consider that
9/13/23
Barry McCockiner
6/7/23
Hey Rudy! I spent $100K on a painful leg-lengthening surgery to add 7 inches to my height - and don't regret it
This growth operation cost an arm and a leg. A Georgia man was so unhappy with his 6-foot frame that
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Hey Rudy! I spent $100K on a painful leg-lengthening surgery to add 7 inches to my height - and don't regret it
This growth operation cost an arm and a leg. A Georgia man was so unhappy with his 6-foot frame that
6/7/23
Simon
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Klaus Schadenfreude
2
7/3/22
Re: Who is the most pathetic horse's ass on Usenet?
On Sun, 3 Jul 2022 00:31:57 -0000 (UTC), Simon <simon.t...@outlook.com> wrote: >On 02
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Re: Who is the most pathetic horse's ass on Usenet?
On Sun, 3 Jul 2022 00:31:57 -0000 (UTC), Simon <simon.t...@outlook.com> wrote: >On 02
7/3/22
buh buh biden
5/2/22
He Was 5'7". After Surgery, He'll Be 5'10".
Originally designed to correct mismatched length in legs, limb-lengthening surgery has become more
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He Was 5'7". After Surgery, He'll Be 5'10".
Originally designed to correct mismatched length in legs, limb-lengthening surgery has become more
5/2/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Did you hear about the midget model?
He made his money posing for trophies.
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Did you hear about the midget model?
He made his money posing for trophies.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What talking robot movie do all midgets love?
Short circuit.
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What talking robot movie do all midgets love?
Short circuit.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What is the definition of frustration?
A midget with a yoyo.
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What is the definition of frustration?
A midget with a yoyo.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What do you call 55 midgets at a dwarf convention?
A little get together.
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What do you call 55 midgets at a dwarf convention?
A little get together.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Why do you often see midgets laughing as they run when playing football?
The grass tickles their balls.
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Why do you often see midgets laughing as they run when playing football?
The grass tickles their balls.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Why don't midgets need a concrete wall to play handball?
They are able to just use the curb.
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Why don't midgets need a concrete wall to play handball?
They are able to just use the curb.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Did you hear about the midget that smoked a bunch of weed?
He was finally able to hold his head up high.
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Did you hear about the midget that smoked a bunch of weed?
He was finally able to hold his head up high.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on viagra?
He is a little stiff now.
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Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on viagra?
He is a little stiff now.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What do you call a midget with 3 legs?
Excited to see you.
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What do you call a midget with 3 legs?
Excited to see you.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What do you call a chubby midget?
Low fat
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What do you call a chubby midget?
Low fat
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What dairy product do you get from a midget cow?
Condensed milk.
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What dairy product do you get from a midget cow?
Condensed milk.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Why did the dwarf get slapped by the lady?
He told her "I love the smell of your hair".
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Why did the dwarf get slapped by the lady?
He told her "I love the smell of your hair".
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Always, and I mean always listen to a midgets opinion.
They always know what is up.
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Always, and I mean always listen to a midgets opinion.
They always know what is up.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What do you call a midget pigeon?
A smidgen.
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What do you call a midget pigeon?
A smidgen.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
What do you call a midgets mother?
Minimum.
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What do you call a midgets mother?
Minimum.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Did you hear about the hot headed midget?
He had a short temper.
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Did you hear about the hot headed midget?
He had a short temper.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
My neighbor is an epeleptic midget who really loves pizza.
Everyday he has little seizures.
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My neighbor is an epeleptic midget who really loves pizza.
Everyday he has little seizures.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Why did the midget get fired from his job at the restaurant?
The authorities found out he was being paid under the table.
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Why did the midget get fired from his job at the restaurant?
The authorities found out he was being paid under the table.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
I had to wait a really long time for my food at the midget restaurant.
I am guessing it was because they were short staffed.
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I had to wait a really long time for my food at the midget restaurant.
I am guessing it was because they were short staffed.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
Do you know what the midget said when I asked him to lend me 10 bucks?
I'm a little short.
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Do you know what the midget said when I asked him to lend me 10 bucks?
I'm a little short.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
A psychic midget medium escapes from jail.
Small medium at large.
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A psychic midget medium escapes from jail.
Small medium at large.
3/17/22
Jesse Talawanda
3/17/22
I have a lot of respect for the midgets in my community.
I feel it would be really wrong to look down on them.
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I have a lot of respect for the midgets in my community.
I feel it would be really wrong to look down on them.
3/17/22