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Stan Kehoe

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Nov 10, 2009, 9:21:48 PM11/10/09
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I am now Stan Kehoe. (stanky ho, get it, ha ha?)

Stan

Miguel Alberto

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:28:59 AM11/11/09
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"Change isn't change until it's change" is "Gwa oo gwa chee gwa"
in Chinese. I wish I could write the Kang Xi symbols for it here but,
this is an MSN WebTV, and I can't even use Yahoo groups with it anymore.
I have to go to the library for that.

Stan Kehoe

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Nov 11, 2009, 12:32:23 PM11/11/09
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For once, Miguel, you've said something wise.

Stan

Gelly

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:41:17 PM11/11/09
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I can't say I like the name. What if I called myself
Menaresmellybastards?

Stan Kehoe

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Nov 11, 2009, 6:50:56 PM11/11/09
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May _I_ call you that? :D

Stan

Miguel Alberto

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:42:46 PM11/11/09
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Gellie to Gelly. I love smelly women!
Back in 1983 my Army buddy's best friend was a drug pusher. We
went to his house and there were lines of cocaine on the coffee table.
He handed me a straw and said, "Sniff a few lines for free". I had never
had any cocaine before in my life.
Wow! I recognized that feeling. I get the same thrill every time I
smell something intimate from a woman. I never touched cocaine again.
Even if I think vividly enough about intimate smells from a woman I get
the cocaine thrill.
Who needs cocaine with such thrills available. Now, that's not
sex. Those smells don't do anything to that thing down there.
All sex is polarity, but, not all polarity is sex.
It is said that one's body develops mechanisms to secrete
endorphins and dopamine in response to anything harsh in the early
environment. My mother was tough!
Also, I was told that when I was about two that I got bit by a
snake. I love snakes! I am in ecstasy to see snakes crawling.
It is said that this mechanism is what orients boys with tough
fathers into homosexuality, and girls with tough mother's into
lesbianism.

Gelly

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:03:27 PM11/11/09
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Interesting. Any wild ideas about how to remove a particular person's
pheromones from a house after they no longer live there? Hmm, now I
will have to look that up for myself, if there's anything out there.

Miguel Alberto

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:53:49 AM11/12/09
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Yes Gelly. I get rid of any male pheremones by spraying an
antiseptic solution with female "polarities" in it. Of course the
"strongest", and most infamous, is the best; that substance most tabooed
by salvationist superstition around the world.
The iron in the cytochromes in every female cell are polarized
clockwise. They un-do the counterclockwise polarization of male
polarities.
It says in the New Testament that, "What ever is unclean to you is
unclean". Well, male polarities are unclean to me.
This is especially due to the insulation of the glial cells in my
brain. They cause male polarities to drive me up the walls.
As I have said, "Gays must have a leak in their insulation", and,
I found that medical science has found that glial cells constitute that
insulation.
Many symptoms heretofore tagged schizophrenic or bipolar have been
caused by an overinsulative or malfunctioning glial cell system.
Medications are being prepared to remedy these errant glial cells.
I bet we'd be in ecstasy, stoned out of our gourds, with
diminished glial cells. I'm researching it.
Now, I didn't post these last two posts in that alt.gossip group.
I feel confident that I can get away with it here. I'm sure I can get
away with it in http://groups.yahoo.com/group/alchemy61/ . I own it.

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