Are you a Muslim?

[(-:arl]

1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim

[Ishtar]

Just wanted to say this poster is frogging the real Carl. This isn't
him. This is just as assworm hiding behind someone else's identity.