OT: Steelers to Lose Super Bowl Trophies
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Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and
hard work.
Updated March 32, 2009
The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to
win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a
meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack
Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler
Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the
league.
“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl,” said
Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the
wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers,
who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl
trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as
successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Lions are just as much a part
of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no
rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama
explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team
play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents,
careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and
commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30
years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack
Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the
larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to
further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work
together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team,
for every city and for every fan.”
“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama
assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have
to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in
the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a
championship will no longer have to worry about going without a
title.” Obama promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all
need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams
uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their
performance but rather if they are a member of this great American
league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit
Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not
manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of
their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The
redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the
Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also
have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory
will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as
they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl
victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since
the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide
hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the
Steelers but together we can all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has
another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud
Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of
their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement
to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help
stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream.
Barack Hussain Obama will also be meeting with the NHL and Michael
Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for
“Hope and Change.”
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I think that is crazy The Steelers worked hard for those titles and
trophies.
Obama needs to just stay put of areas he has no right in.