Odor advice?

dr. Baf

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Dec 13, 2009, 7:04:16 PM12/13/09

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OK, sorry for the blunt title. Lately, it seems my testicles (how
medicinal) have been sweating more than usual. And the smell can be
bad at times. Not to anyone walking by for sure, but if someone were
to get intimate down there, it might be a turn off.

It is not a musky scent, and it seems to not be based on how long they
have been unbathed. Took a shower this morning and here it is almost
noon without a lot of exertion and the smell is back.

Does anyone have any idea? Is there a soap or something that might
help to control this? It is not summer, so there is no real excessive
heat, my diet has not really changed. I am just wondrin.

dr. Baf

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Dec 13, 2009, 7:15:36 PM12/13/09

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"dr. Baf" <slaz...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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move to Oak Park , its nice and arid there

family

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Dec 13, 2009, 8:21:33 PM12/13/09

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Try two thirds vinegar to one third rubbing alcohol.

menstr...@gmail.com

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Dec 13, 2009, 8:46:14 PM12/13/09

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TRY CUTTING THEM OFF. ask ur neighbour for his, after all ur wife is
allready using them

Enkidu

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Dec 13, 2009, 9:09:51 PM12/13/09

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family wrote:

> Try two thirds vinegar to one third rubbing alcohol.

No smoking!
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EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA

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Uncle Vic

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Dec 13, 2009, 10:28:06 PM12/13/09

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One fine day in alt.atheism, "family" <brit...@bresnan.net> wrote:

> Try two thirds vinegar to one third rubbing alcohol.
>
>
>

Don't forget the Jalapeno juice.

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your face when you push them down the stairs.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 13, 2009, 11:38:25 PM12/13/09

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On Dec 13, 7:04 pm, "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> OK, sorry for the blunt title. Lately, it seems my testicles (how
> medicinal) have been sweating more than usual. And the smell can be
> bad at times.

Eww.

> Not to anyone walking by for sure,

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? I mean, by the time YOU think you're
smellin' a bit ripe... yeah, safe to assume that OTHERS have noticed
it...

> but if someone were
> to get intimate down there,

Something's telling me that this isn't often a problem for you.

> it might be a turn off.
>
> It is not a musky scent,

Well, again, YOU might not think so...

> and it seems to not be based on how long they
> have been unbathed. Took a shower this morning and here it is almost
> noon without a lot of exertion and the smell is back.

Have you tried to remove your nose from your crotch?

> Does anyone have any idea?

There's this thing called "soap".

> Is there a soap

Oh! You've heard of it...

> or something that might
> help to control this? It is not summer, so there is no real excessive
> heat, my diet has not really changed.

"Not really" as in "it's the holidays and I've gained 50 pounds and
have had no exercise"?

> I am just wondrin.

Buy some soap. Hop in the shower. Nice warm water. Now, you're
supposed to USE the soap WHILE in the shower. Lather up. Rinse.
Repeat. (And from the sounds of it, you might want to then Repeat,
and then Repeat, and Repeat).

Father Haskell

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Dec 13, 2009, 11:41:32 PM12/13/09

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On Dec 13, 7:04 pm, "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote:

They're going to fall off. There's nothing you can
do about it.

Toadie NimMorgan

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Dec 14, 2009, 12:29:46 AM12/14/09

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Gav says: USE KELP

kb9rqz

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Dec 14, 2009, 12:18:52 PM12/14/09

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On Dec 14, 12:29 am, Toadie NimMorgan <toadie.nimmor...@gmail.com>
wrote:

Enkidu

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Dec 14, 2009, 12:27:14 PM12/14/09

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kb9rqz wrote:

Hmmmm . . . . how? Eat it? Wrap your balls in it? Mix it in a blender,
then give the guys a long soak in kelp soup? You need to expand upon
your prescription!

--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA

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- Robert G. Ingersoll

Don

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Dec 14, 2009, 3:54:30 PM12/14/09

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Ask Tiger Woods

Conan the bacterium

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Dec 14, 2009, 4:40:06 PM12/14/09

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Perhaps you might try an anti-fungal soap, such
as Nizoral.

Conan

kb9rqz

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Dec 14, 2009, 6:18:03 PM12/14/09

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> > Gav says: USE KELP- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

panam...@hotmail.com

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Dec 14, 2009, 10:38:27 PM12/14/09

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On Dec 14, 12:27 pm, Enkidu <enk...@nogodhere.net> wrote:
> kb9rqz wrote:
> > On Dec 14, 12:29 am, Toadie NimMorgan <toadie.nimmor...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >> On Dec 13, 6:04 pm, "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote:> OK, sorry for the blunt title. Lately, it seems my testicles (how
> >> > medicinal) have been sweating more than usual. And the smell can be
> >> > bad at times. Not to anyone walking by for sure, but if someone were
> >> > to get intimate down there, it might be a turn off.
>
> >> > It is not a musky scent, and it seems to not be based on how long they
> >> > have been unbathed. Took a shower this morning and here it is almost
> >> > noon without a lot of exertion and the smell is back.
>
> >> > Does anyone have any idea? Is there a soap or something that might
> >> > help to control this? It is not summer, so there is no real excessive
> >> > heat, my diet has not really changed. I am just wondrin.
>
> >> > dr. Baf
>
> >> Gav says: USE KELP
>
> Hmmmm . . . . how? Eat it? Wrap your balls in it? Mix it in a blender,
> then give the guys a long soak in kelp soup? You need to expand upon
> your prescription!

I've usually used it like this:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/141365/beginners_guide_to_sampling_sushi.html?cat=22

There's also a different species of kelp used to make that tasty
Japanese soup broth as well:

http://www.toirokitchen.com/toiro/Awase_Dashi.html

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain

Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html

Father Haskell

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Dec 14, 2009, 10:59:54 PM12/14/09

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On Dec 14, 10:38 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Dec 14, 12:27 pm, Enkidu <enk...@nogodhere.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > kb9rqz wrote:
> > > On Dec 14, 12:29 am, Toadie NimMorgan <toadie.nimmor...@gmail.com>
> > > wrote:
> > >> On Dec 13, 6:04 pm, "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote:> OK, sorry for the blunt title. Lately, it seems my testicles (how
> > >> > medicinal) have been sweating more than usual. And the smell can be
> > >> > bad at times. Not to anyone walking by for sure, but if someone were
> > >> > to get intimate down there, it might be a turn off.
>
> > >> > It is not a musky scent, and it seems to not be based on how long they
> > >> > have been unbathed. Took a shower this morning and here it is almost
> > >> > noon without a lot of exertion and the smell is back.
>
> > >> > Does anyone have any idea? Is there a soap or something that might
> > >> > help to control this? It is not summer, so there is no real excessive
> > >> > heat, my diet has not really changed. I am just wondrin.
>
> > >> > dr. Baf
>
> > >> Gav says: USE KELP
>
> > Hmmmm . . . . how? Eat it? Wrap your balls in it? Mix it in a blender,
> > then give the guys a long soak in kelp soup? You need to expand upon
> > your prescription!
>
> I've usually used it like this:
>

> http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/141365/beginners_guide_to_sa...

>
> There's also a different species of kelp used to make that tasty
> Japanese soup broth as well:
>
> http://www.toirokitchen.com/toiro/Awase_Dashi.html

Kelp = giant algae. Very fast growing, makes an
excellent fertilizer supplying all necessary nutrients
plus a good dose of growth stimulants such as
giberellins.

Father Haskell

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Dec 14, 2009, 11:00:59 PM12/14/09

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On Dec 14, 4:40 pm, Conan the bacterium

Or a cake of granny's lye soap.