Description:
Support group for the grieving.
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P-L-E-A-S-E DO NOT PRAY TO GOD ON SUNDAY
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He'll be out of the office -- in Indianapolis for
the Super Bowl -- but should be back at His
desk on Monday morning.
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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TOP 100 NEWSPAPERS IN THE U.S.
Rank Newspaper Circulation
1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,528,437... more »
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NY GIANTS HAVE THE PATRIOTS BY THE (FOOT) BALLS
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INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- Fox
News, which never tells a lie, is
now reporting that Super Bowl
XLVI is very, very close to being
cancelled.
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Well, not really! But it does look like
there will be NO God Bless America,
NO coin toss, NO kickoff, NO nifty
pass receptions, NO sacks, NO... more »
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PATERNO BUSY ANSWERING NEW YORKERS' PRAYERS . . .
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INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- The
New England Patriots, who apparently
are scared shitless, may not show up
for their Super Bowl date with the New
York Giants.
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A confidential source in the Pats'
front office has revealed that the team
is seriously contemplating letting the
Giants win by forfeit.... more »
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GET ON THE FAST RACK TO FORGIVENESS
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VATICAN CITY (Rueters) -- The
Catholic Church has finally entered into
the Computer Age with a new "fast track"
method of confessing your sins.
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Beginning Feb. 14 -- coincidentally
the Feast of St. Valentine -- sinners can... more »
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