SMITHSONIAN CAPTURES THE OSCAR FOR BEST CONSPIRACY

[Edwardo Conrado Conrado]

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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A MESSAGE FROM THE SMITHSONIAN
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We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian
Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now
that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins near
Mahanoy City, Pa., in strata dated at a minimum of 280 million
years by the U.S. Geological Survey and every geology textbook
that has ever been published.

IF true -- which surely can't be -- it certainly would mean that
Charles Darwin and the proponents of his Theory of Evolution
have been making a monkey out of all of you for more than
a century, something that just isn't even remotely possible.
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To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL,
are dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Prick has
been RIGHT ALL ALONG while constantly accusing our most
"prestigious" scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy
in an effort to protect the totally outrageous, fact-less theory of
man's evolution.
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Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical
evidence to back up his big mouth and all his undocumented
accusations about our integrity are doing is pissing us off royally.
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We especially are offended by this exclusive video he has posted
on You Tube showing him beating Evolution, our dead horse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
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In fact, many of our atheists and evolutionists actually toss
and turn in our sleep because of itr and, in fact, many of our
corrupt cronies have been suffering with messy diarrhea since
Ed first reared his ugly head.
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Just take a gander at the Raving Lunatic's blurry photos
below and you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could
ever possibly be identified as petrified bones, etc.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows boulder after it was removed from between anthracite
veins from depth of approximately 250 feet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears a distinct
likeness to a human cranium.
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OTHER SPECIMENS IDENTIFIED AS PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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< OTHER PETRIFIED FOSSILS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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ED EVEN FOUND THE HEAD OF A PETRIFIED MULE
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils
should look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common
ordinary rocks.
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In fact, to prove how right we are and how wrong Ed Conrad is,
we at the Smithsonian submit this letter sent him by no less than
David Pilbeam, then professor of anthropology at Harvard University
and currently holding a more prestigious and better-paying job.
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Dear Mr. Conrad:
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Thank you for your letter.
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I do not think you have a fossil.
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I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would.
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Any further correspondence would waste both our times.
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Sincerely,
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David Pilbeam
Harvard University
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Dr. Pilbeam shown taking a dip in Boston Harbor
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647
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http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
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COMPLETE LIST OF OSCAR WINNERS
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Academy_Award-winning_films