SOME WHACKOS EVEN WORSE THAN ED CONRAD

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By now, we all know that Ed Conrad has SEVERE brain damage. This
explains why he spends so much time in his neurologist's office.
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DOCTOR: "Ed, I'm going to write a prescription for some
new brain medicine which, I believe, will help your condition."
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Doctor picks up a prescription pad, reaches into his
shirt pocket for his pen, begins writing the prescription
but finds his pen must be dry because it doesn't work.
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Doctor wets the tip pf the "pen" with his tongue, tries using it
again with the same negative result, then closely examines it
and discovers -- to his absolute horror -- that it's a rectal
thermometer.
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DOCTOR: "Son of a bitch! Some ASSHOLE stole my pen!"
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This is a neat photo of the doctor, NOT Ed Conrad.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.org
http://www.edconrad.com
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