Re: Just make sure you don't stray too far

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On 11/4/2012 2:00 AM, Janithor wrote:
>
> from the plantation. Or at least wear a bullet-proof vest if you do.
>
> http://fox40.com/2012/11/03/sacramento-pastor-reverses-stance-on-president/

Romney is descended from Parley Pratt and Miles Romney who were among
the first followers of Joseph Smith. He's a bishop. The sum of all
that places him solidly in church royalty meaning that he receives
instruction directly from god.

Joseph translated the "Egyptian Book of The Dead" into "The Book of
Abraham" (as written by Abraham in his own hand several millennia after
his passing) from the original Hebrew and/or Sanskrit though Hebrew
didn't exist during Abraham's life (though he may have learnt it after
his death). It was later determined that the papyrus scroll was written
in Egyptian hieroglyphics but church scholars don't see that as a
significant issue as it all comes out the same when you believe in the
prophitudiness of JS.

Here's the book:

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/28282

My kids and I particularly enjoyed the part about breathing and sniffing
(snuffling the air) - we would snuffle around while taking turns reading
aloud.

Some discussion about the made-up-crap and lying sack of liquid crap
rationalization matter:

http://www.neirr.org/bof.htm

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> x-no-archive: yes

> He should convert to a brown religion instead.

Like scat fetishes?

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Janithor wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes

> I'm not sure what it means either, I'm speaking MNish.


don't listen to what checkmate says he's confused because ,
he was recently dumped by ms kitty he's up for the dickie dumped award