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kmp...@aol.com

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Apr 18, 2005, 10:40:40 AM4/18/05
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"It's a test to see if society can cope."


No, we can't. Do I pass the test? Now get to a frigging hospital.


Kent

jacqui{JB}

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Apr 18, 2005, 12:38:56 PM4/18/05
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> http://tinyurl.com/b8eal
>
> "It's a test to see if society can cope."

Bwahahahahahaha! Oh jeez! "[O]nce in a lifetime experience" my *ass*.

This had great amusement value, though, especially since I read the subject
to mean a parent speaking to his/her child in an art gallery.
-j


The Rocket Scientist

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Apr 18, 2005, 1:30:14 PM4/18/05
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Wasn't something like this the subject od a Doonesbury strip? IIRC, JJ
had her sprog on public-access cable as a performance art piece.

Bill Sullivan

"The living form defies evolution at its peril; if it does not adapt,
it will be broken. The idea of completed man is the supreme vanity: the
finishes image is a sacrilegious myth." - John Wyndham - The Chrysalids

jermec

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Apr 18, 2005, 3:14:29 PM4/18/05
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"The Rocket Scientist" <bill.the.roc...@gmail.com> wrote in
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>
> kmp...@aol.com wrote:
>> http://tinyurl.com/b8eal
>>
>>
>> "It's a test to see if society can cope."
>>
>>
>> No, we can't. Do I pass the test? Now get to a frigging hospital.
>>
>>
>> Kent
>
> Wasn't something like this the subject od a Doonesbury strip? IIRC, JJ
> had her sprog on public-access cable as a performance art piece.
>
> Bill Sullivan

Our next door neighbours had their baby in a car park. Don't think it was
performance art.

jermec


Veronique

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Apr 18, 2005, 3:31:06 PM4/18/05
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This piece of society really doesn't give a goddamn. Birth is one of
the most boringly normal and utterly ubiquitious things that happens on
this planet-- except to a first-time moo. Please, somebody spray-paint
the lens and keep the rest of us out of this.


V.
--
Veronique Chez Sheep

Gutterboy

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Apr 18, 2005, 6:35:41 PM4/18/05
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Kent

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Apr 18, 2005, 11:28:59 PM4/18/05
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"Gutterboy" <Gutt...@upperdecker.com> wrote

Hey, that (a 26-foot turd) at least is noteworthy and interesting. What is
interesting about Earthling # 6,485,670,232 taking it's first breath?

Kent


Gutterboy

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Apr 19, 2005, 1:00:02 AM4/19/05
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"In February, 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the
University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet
which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement
measuring the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the
extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley,
Bloomfield Hills, Ml; which offered a length of floor suitable for the
process and measuring the results."

I always thought the bowling alley supervisor would be a more
interesting interview than the artist.

Gutterboy

jacqui{JB}

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Apr 20, 2005, 3:16:42 AM4/20/05
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"Gutterboy" <Gutt...@upperdecker.com> wrote in message
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> "In February, 1995, working in conjunction with
> nutritionists at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor,
> I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me
> to successfully produce a single extruded excrement
> measuring the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I
> documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood
> High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, Ml; which
> offered a length of floor suitable for the process and
> measuring the results."

Huh, reminds me of this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4369605,00.html

And don't miss the spas's website: http://www.spasamui.com/
-j
(Hey, it's cheap! Let's go! ... Not)


mroo philpott-smythe

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Apr 21, 2005, 1:17:30 AM4/21/05
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kmp...@aol.com wrote in news:1113835240.461104.186270
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> http://tinyurl.com/b8eal

> "It's a test to see if society can cope."

> No, we can't. Do I pass the test? Now get to a frigging hospital.

That is simply so "lose-yer-lunch". I mean.

sq, "Blark"

Ilene Bilenky

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Apr 21, 2005, 10:47:56 AM4/21/05
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Hey, if Karen Findley (?) can perform "Yams Up My Granny's Ass," and
then get an NEA grant...

Ilene B

mroo philpott-smythe

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Apr 22, 2005, 12:51:01 AM4/22/05
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Ilene Bilenky <ile...@shore.net> wrote in news:ileneb-5D3D57.09475621042005
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>
> Hey, if Karen Findley (?) can perform "Yams Up My Granny's Ass," and
> then get an NEA grant...

Yaknow, just the other day I was making a dish with yams, and I handed them
to the SD to peel and prep, and he said, "Hey, put them someplace, I got my
hands full."

You know what happened next.

sq, "The SD is so easily amused."

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