If you can't get it up, hire a "hyena"
Jadite
________________________________________
Man hires 'hyena' to have sex with his wife
---------------
An impotent African is hiring the village school teacher to have sex with
his wife.
Lifred Chimtengo says he's the laughing stock of his village in Malawi
because he can't get his wife pregnant.
So he's hired the virile local school teacher for nocturnal services as a
'hyena' to impregnate her. It is a Malawi custom used by impotent men and
so called because hyenas hunt at night.
Lifred, 26, from Kasisi village in Chikwawa, decided to hire the
33-year-old local school teacher because he's fathered 11 children.
Lifred has been married for four years but his wife has still yet to bear
him a child.
"I became the laughing stock of the entire village because of failing to
make my wife pregnant," Lifred said.
"I deliberately chose the school teacher because our entire village knows
him as a person who easily makes women fall pregnant," he explained.
He said that the school teacher besides having five children with his wife,
he has born more than six children with different women.
The teacher is reputed to be one of the best sexual performers in the
village.
Story filed: 14:28 Sunday 9th December 2001
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_469148.html?menu=news.quirkies