In related news, breeders report small children eating packets of
concentrated detergent. Now, that sounds very odd ... since the
packets are sealed, and anyone who has ever accidently ingested
laundry detergent knows, that stuff tastes really horrible! Why on
earth would a child, you know, those children who are such "fussy
eaters" that their breeders insist that the child will only eat Happy
Meals, why would a child eat that stuff? I'd say either breeders are
looking for a settlement, after poisoning their children, and I have
read of many cases, some fatal, of breeders forcing their children to
eat soap. Or maybe small children are able to contemplate, plan, and
then commit suicide. And their widdle hands can't pull the trigger,
even if they could get a hold of a gun.