Celery Hearts
Bill Wilkinson
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John Lodder
Is that like Plundered Hearts, only different?
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Bill Wilkinson
> In article <ieudnTApBvsMRXjX...@earthlink.com>,
> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> I have the heart of a small celery...
>
> Is that like Plundered Hearts, only different?
Don't store plundered hearts in the fridge. They'll spoil faster than
celery. Use the freezer.
Also, don't harvest them near home. You'll have all those zombies
wondering around outside and getting in the way when you try to go to work.
John Lodder
Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <ieudnTApBvsMRXjX...@earthlink.com>,
>> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>> I have the heart of a small celery...
>>
>> Is that like Plundered Hearts, only different?
>
>Don't store plundered hearts in the fridge. They'll spoil faster than
>celery. Use the freezer.
>
>Also, don't harvest them near home. You'll have all those zombies
>wondering around outside and getting in the way when you try to go to work.
But... but... a few zombie minions can be really helpful! Some of the
time. And really, you don't want the zombies to get out of hand. But if
you need someone to take out the trash, for instance, they're perfect.
Assuming they make it all the way out and back without, you know,
decomposing too much further.
William Wilkinson
> In article <rYCdnWzoF_U6ZHPX...@earthlink.com>,
> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> John Lodder wrote:
>>> In article <ieudnTApBvsMRXjX...@earthlink.com>,
>>> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>>> I have the heart of a small celery...
>>> Is that like Plundered Hearts, only different?
>> Don't store plundered hearts in the fridge. They'll spoil faster than
>> celery. Use the freezer.
>>
>> Also, don't harvest them near home. You'll have all those zombies
>> wondering around outside and getting in the way when you try to go to work.
>
> But... but... a few zombie minions can be really helpful! Some of the
> time. And really, you don't want the zombies to get out of hand. But if
> you need someone to take out the trash, for instance, they're perfect.
>
> Assuming they make it all the way out and back without, you know,
> decomposing too much further.
If you eat the heart of a warrior, you gain his strenght. If you eat
the heart of a celery, you gain its ability to not digest easily.
The choice is yours.
William Wilkinson
> John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <rYCdnWzoF_U6ZHPX...@earthlink.com>,
>> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>> John Lodder wrote:
>>>> In article <ieudnTApBvsMRXjX...@earthlink.com>,
>>>> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>>>> I have the heart of a small celery...
>>>> Is that like Plundered Hearts, only different?
>>> Don't store plundered hearts in the fridge. They'll spoil faster
>>> than celery. Use the freezer.
>>>
>>> Also, don't harvest them near home. You'll have all those zombies
>>> wondering around outside and getting in the way when you try to go to
>>> work.
>>
>> But... but... a few zombie minions can be really helpful! Some of the
>> time. And really, you don't want the zombies to get out of hand. But if
>> you need someone to take out the trash, for instance, they're perfect.
>>
>> Assuming they make it all the way out and back without, you know,
>> decomposing too much further.
>
> If you eat the heart of a warrior, you gain his strenght. If you eat
> the heart of a celery, you gain its ability to not digest easily.
>
> The choice is yours.
Come to thnik of it, if you defeat a warrior in battle, why eat his
heart? You defeated /him/.
John Lodder
You know, Achilles mighta gotten off a lot easier if he'd've followed
your adivce. Silly Achilles.
(Hay (is for horses again), that rhymes.)