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ArmyOfDorkness

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:55:23 PM11/20/09
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"Tom Sr." <tomswif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:6da75633-f66c-45e4...@m33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 20, 5:45 pm, Alex DeLarge <kor...@milk.bar> wrote:
>> You LOSE shitpile, now go ram an icepick through yer eye.
>
> Alex DeLarge is very childish.
>
> -Tom Sr.

And he now resides in my killfile

Bill Wilkinson

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:19:35 PM11/21/09
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Why is there so much killing? Why can't everybody be fiends?


--Bill
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The World Wide Web is the hugest vanity press
in the history of the human race!
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The Last Viking

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Nov 24, 2009, 7:34:24 AM11/24/09
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:

:> ArmyOfDorkness wrote:
:>>
:>>
:>> "Tom Sr." <tomswif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
:>> news:6da75633-f66c-45e4...@m33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
:>>> On Nov 20, 5:45 pm, Alex DeLarge <kor...@milk.bar> wrote:
:>>>> You LOSE shitpile, now go ram an icepick through yer eye.
:>>>
:>>> Alex DeLarge is very childish.
:>>>
:>>> -Tom Sr.
:>>
:>> And he now resides in my killfile
:> Why is there so much killing? Why can't everybody be fiends?

Yeah, let's all have sex!

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The Last Viking

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Nov 25, 2009, 4:16:31 AM11/25/09
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:

:> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:
:> :> ArmyOfDorkness wrote:
:> :>>
:> :>>
:> :>> "Tom Sr." <tomswif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
:> :>> news:6da75633-f66c-45e4...@m33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
:> :>>> On Nov 20, 5:45 pm, Alex DeLarge <kor...@milk.bar> wrote:
:> :>>>> You LOSE shitpile, now go ram an icepick through yer eye.
:> :>>>
:> :>>> Alex DeLarge is very childish.
:> :>>>
:> :>>> -Tom Sr.
:> :>>
:> :>> And he now resides in my killfile
:> :> Why is there so much killing? Why can't everybody be fiends?
:> Yeah, let's all have sex!

I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!

Magnus Mulqvist

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Nov 25, 2009, 4:37:05 PM11/25/09
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In article <heislf$rgv$1...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_r...@ekran.no mumbles
as follows:
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:
>
> :> Yeah, let's all have sex!
> I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!
How many ladies here. So, should we all just pretend orgasm?

--

*MM

Replace "dot" with a dot to reply.

Magnus Mulqvist

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Nov 25, 2009, 4:38:19 PM11/25/09
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In article <SfednWWnbKk3DJXW...@earthlink.com>,
billwi...@mindspring.com mumbles as follows:
>
> Why is there so much killing? Why can't everybody be fiends?
>
Becasseu everybody wants money. Friends are killed for free.

Mircalla Mordenheim

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Nov 26, 2009, 6:49:51 AM11/26/09
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On 25 Nov, 21:37, Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> In article <heislf$rg...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no mumbles

> as follows:> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:
>
> > :> Yeah, let's all have sex!
> > I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!
>
> How many ladies here. So, should we all just pretend orgasm?  

*suddenly feels like those women in that Monty Python sketch*

*speaks in deep voice* Not me. I have a beard - honest.

-mm.

John Lodder

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Dec 2, 2009, 12:16:19 PM12/2/09
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In article <1a2fa3a1-08e3-46be...@x31g2000yqx.googlegroups.com>,

Waitimmint. Those ladies were *stoning* someone.

/me ducks!
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.

Bill Wilkinson

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Dec 2, 2009, 3:17:49 PM12/2/09
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John Lodder wrote:
> In article <1a2fa3a1-08e3-46be...@x31g2000yqx.googlegroups.com>,
> Mircalla Mordenheim <bela...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 25 Nov, 21:37, Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>> In article <heislf$rg...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no mumbles
>>> as follows:> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:
>>>
>>>> :> Yeah, let's all have sex!
>>>> I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!
>>> How many ladies here. So, should we all just pretend orgasm?
>> *suddenly feels like those women in that Monty Python sketch*
>>
>> *speaks in deep voice* Not me. I have a beard - honest.
>
> Waitimmint. Those ladies were *stoning* someone.

Don't feel so all alone...

> /me ducks!

...everybody must get stoned.


--Bill (missed)

John Lodder

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Dec 4, 2009, 11:16:07 AM12/4/09
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In article <FMOdnb7Yas_tVovW...@earthlink.com>,

Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <1a2fa3a1-08e3-46be...@x31g2000yqx.googlegroups.com>,
>> Mircalla Mordenheim <bela...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 25 Nov, 21:37, Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>>> In article <heislf$rg...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no mumbles
>>>> as follows:> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> :> Yeah, let's all have sex!
>>>>> I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!
>>>> How many ladies here. So, should we all just pretend orgasm?
>>> *suddenly feels like those women in that Monty Python sketch*
>>>
>>> *speaks in deep voice* Not me. I have a beard - honest.
>>
>> Waitimmint. Those ladies were *stoning* someone.
>
>Don't feel so all alone...
>
>> /me ducks!
>
>...everybody must get stoned.

Are you sure? Wouldn't that lead to pretty rapid depopulation?

>--Bill (missed)

Fore!

Bill Wilkinson

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Dec 4, 2009, 6:51:29 PM12/4/09
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John Lodder wrote:
> In article <FMOdnb7Yas_tVovW...@earthlink.com>,
> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> John Lodder wrote:
>>> In article <1a2fa3a1-08e3-46be...@x31g2000yqx.googlegroups.com>,
>>> Mircalla Mordenheim <bela...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On 25 Nov, 21:37, Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>>>> In article <heislf$rg...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no mumbles
>>>>> as follows:> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> :> Yeah, let's all have sex!
>>>>>> I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!
>>>>> How many ladies here. So, should we all just pretend orgasm?
>>>> *suddenly feels like those women in that Monty Python sketch*
>>>>
>>>> *speaks in deep voice* Not me. I have a beard - honest.
>>> Waitimmint. Those ladies were *stoning* someone.
>> Don't feel so all alone...
>>
>>> /me ducks!
>> ...everybody must get stoned.
>
> Are you sure? Wouldn't that lead to pretty rapid depopulation?

Or rapid copulation, depending on how stoned the couple am.

>> --Bill (missed)
>
> Fore!

Warned.


--Bill

Mircalla Mordenheim

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Dec 7, 2009, 10:02:21 AM12/7/09
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On 4 Dec, 23:51, Bill Wilkinson <billwilkin...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> John Lodder wrote:
> > In article <FMOdnb7Yas_tVovWnZ2dnUVZ_jVi4...@earthlink.com>,

> > Bill Wilkinson  <billwilkin...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> >> John Lodder wrote:
> >>> In article <1a2fa3a1-08e3-46be-9e6e-b411a180a...@x31g2000yqx.googlegroups.com>,

> >>> Mircalla Mordenheim  <belan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> On 25 Nov, 21:37, Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> >>>>> In article <heislf$rg...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no mumbles
> >>>>> as follows:> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... The Last Viking wrote:
>
> >>>>>> :> Yeah, let's all have sex!
> >>>>>> I just want to emphasise that I'm not gay!
> >>>>> How many ladies here. So, should we all just pretend orgasm?  
> >>>> *suddenly feels like those women in that Monty Python sketch*
>
> >>>> *speaks in deep voice* Not me. I have a beard - honest.
> >>> Waitimmint.  Those ladies were *stoning* someone.
> >> Don't feel so all alone...
>
> >>> /me ducks!
> >> ...everybody must get stoned.
>
> > Are you sure? Wouldn't that lead to pretty rapid depopulation?
>
> Or rapid copulation, depending on how stoned the couple am.
>
> >> --Bill (missed)
>
> > Fore!
>
> Warned.
>

And four-armed is too many.

-mm (not the Messiah)

Bill Wilkinson

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:52:29 AM12/7/09
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Especially if the Thark is carrying a sword in each arm!

> -mm (not the Messiah)

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at
your side, kid.

John Lodder

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Dec 8, 2009, 1:13:54 PM12/8/09
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In article <FI-dnQkij6BQr4DW...@earthlink.com>,

Personally, I'd avoid those Thark-thingies, whatever they are.

>> -mm (not the Messiah)
>
>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at
>your side, kid.

I seem to remember certain multi-armed deities who might take exception
to that...

Magnus Mulqvist

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Dec 16, 2009, 2:36:08 PM12/16/09
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In article <FMOdnb7Yas_tVovW...@earthlink.com>,
billwi...@mindspring.com mumbles as follows:
>
> Don't feel so all alone...
> ...everybody must get stoned.
>
Zimmerman? Zimmerman, is zat you, l'chaim! Holy heykholes!

Magnus Mulqvist

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Dec 16, 2009, 3:14:58 PM12/16/09
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In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>
> And four-armed is too many.
>
Or a carpet of the sun?

John Lodder

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Dec 18, 2009, 12:22:06 PM12/18/09
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In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,

Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
>@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>
>> And four-armed is too many.
>>
>Or a carpet of the sun?

Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.

Bill Wilkinson

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:42:28 AM12/31/09
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John Lodder wrote:
> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>> In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
>> @n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>> And four-armed is too many.

Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for Kali. Approach with caution.
Considered armed and dangerous.

>> Or a carpet of the sun?

A carport with a sun roof?

> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.

Rug rats, ankle biters, curtain climbers. Sometimes cynically refffered
to as cancer that moves.

Magnus Mulqvist

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Jan 11, 2010, 3:06:08 PM1/11/10
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In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
as follows:
> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> >In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
> >@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
> >>
> >> And four-armed is too many.
> >>
> >Or a carpet of the sun?
>
> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
>
And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.

John Lodder

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Jan 13, 2010, 12:33:04 PM1/13/10
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In article <MPG.25b5b12bf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,

Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
>as follows:
>> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>> >In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
>> >@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>> >>
>> >> And four-armed is too many.
>> >>
>> >Or a carpet of the sun?
>>
>> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
>>
>And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.

Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.

William Wilkinson

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Jan 16, 2010, 11:20:25 AM1/16/10
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John Lodder wrote:
> In article <MPG.25b5b12bf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>> In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
>> as follows:
>>> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
>>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>>> In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
>>>> @n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>>>> And four-armed is too many.
>>>>>
>>>> Or a carpet of the sun?
>>> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
>>>
>> And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.
>
> Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.

See what? Just becasue the critics hate it doesn't mean it's bad.

John Lodder

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Jan 18, 2010, 10:59:45 PM1/18/10
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In article <hrydnXS0L4HUeszW...@earthlink.com>,

William Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <MPG.25b5b12bf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>> In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
>>> as follows:
>>>> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
>>>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>>>> In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
>>>>> @n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>>>>> And four-armed is too many.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Or a carpet of the sun?
>>>> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
>>>>
>>> And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.
>>
>> Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.
>
>See what? Just becasue the critics hate it doesn't mean it's bad.

Well, I might if it had a happy ending. I like happy endings.

The Last Viking

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Jan 19, 2010, 3:31:10 AM1/19/10
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... John Lodder wrote:
:> In article <hrydnXS0L4HUeszW...@earthlink.com>,

:> William Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
:>>John Lodder wrote:
:>>> In article <MPG.25b5b12bf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
:>>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
:>>>> In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
:>>>> as follows:
:>>>>> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
:>>>>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
:>>>>>> In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
:>>>>>> @n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:

:>>>>>>> And four-armed is too many.
:>>>>>> Or a carpet of the sun?
:>>>>> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
:>>>> And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.
:>>> Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.
:>>See what? Just becasue the critics hate it doesn't mean it's bad.
:> Well, I might if it had a happy ending. I like happy endings.

How can there be happy endings? In order for something to be happy,
wouldn't it happy to be happy-not-ending? And if it was unhappy and become
unhappy, wouldn't it be better if it did not end?

Bill Wilkinson

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Jan 19, 2010, 9:09:47 AM1/19/10
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The Last Viking wrote:
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... John Lodder wrote:
> :> In article <hrydnXS0L4HUeszW...@earthlink.com>,
> :> William Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
> :>>John Lodder wrote:
> :>>> In article <MPG.25b5b12bf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> :>>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> :>>>> In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
> :>>>> as follows:
> :>>>>> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> :>>>>> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> :>>>>>> In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
> :>>>>>> @n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>
> :>>>>>>> And four-armed is too many.
> :>>>>>> Or a carpet of the sun?
> :>>>>> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
> :>>>> And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.
> :>>> Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.
> :>>See what? Just becasue the critics hate it doesn't mean it's bad.
> :> Well, I might if it had a happy ending. I like happy endings.
>
> How can there be happy endings? In order for something to be happy,
> wouldn't it happy to be happy-not-ending? And if it was unhappy and become
> unhappy, wouldn't it be better if it did not end?

Do you wonder if all those people in the stories who live happily ever
after--continually smiling, never sad or able to feel any other emotion
for eternity--if, deep down inside the very core of their minds, a tiny
part of them is screaming
"How...can...I...escape...from...this...solitary...Hell!!!" forever?

John Lodder

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Jan 19, 2010, 12:16:10 PM1/19/10
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In article <_5GdnX01oJquIMjW...@earthlink.com>,

You could make them watch "The Galaxy Invader." That'd fix 'em up in a
jiffy.

The Last Viking

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Jan 20, 2010, 10:45:39 AM1/20/10
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:

Yes, but it doesn't end happy. If you are happy and it ends, then you
become miserable!

Magnus Mulqvist

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Feb 15, 2010, 3:04:01 PM2/15/10
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In article <hil04g$ieu$1...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
as follows:
> In article <MPG.25b5b12bf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> >In article <hggdnu$bkg$2...@remote5bge0.ripco.com>, jlo...@ripco.com mumbles
> >as follows:
> >> In article <MPG.25936c3cf...@news.kolumbus.fi>,
> >> Magnus Mulqvist <ad...@operamail.com> wrote:
> >> >In article <7195451d-1b6a-4c5b-9e3d-7c44169c88a6
> >> >@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
> >> >>
> >> >> And four-armed is too many.
> >> >>
> >> >Or a carpet of the sun?
> >>
> >> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
> >>
> >And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.
>
> Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.
>
Why not? Sea is cool. Sea is peace. Sea is whence we came and whither we
go. Sea is all. Nothing else matters.

--

*MM -- who loves the sea more than anything except a sunrise from the sea.

Magnus Mulqvist

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Feb 15, 2010, 3:06:34 PM2/15/10
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In article <hj78f3$1mdt$1...@inn.uit.no>, i_dont_r...@ekran.no mumbles
as follows:
Not at all! You become happier than you thought possible, or else you die.
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