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[HUMOR] The Internet Utopia

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Chuck

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Apr 13, 2001, 11:39:22 PM4/13/01
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I'm watching this old tape today, and there's an MCI commercial about the
Internet, and how wonderful and tranquil and beautiful it is. There's nice
pre-Titanic music playing and a boy tossing flower petals and people appear
saying the following:
"There is no race. There is no gender. There are no infirmities. There are
only minds."
It's a thing of beauty, a spin that would make Herman Goerring proud.
I would like to re-shoot that commercial only, instead of little boys
throwing flowers, flash up posts off Usenet. Every one is genuine (and most
are from ASVS). Enjoy.

Titanic music starts playing...

"There is no race."
That little Jew Philip will post a public apology as soon as realized he
will be in a little trouble if he doesn't....
You are a trendy fucking pussy ass nigger

"There is no gender."
This must be her "time of the month" then eh?
Can we see you naked?

"There are no infirmities."
Good Grief, am I the only person on this NG who Isn't on Medication?

"There are only minds."
All your base are belong to us!

"The power of the Internet. Bringing people together, so they can fuel
their hatred."
MCI

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Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com


Matthew Hyde

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Apr 14, 2001, 11:28:18 AM4/14/01
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A/S/L?

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Matt Hyde
906-487-3406
mdo...@mtu.edu

Paradox

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Apr 14, 2001, 9:12:01 PM4/14/01
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12/F/AOL

AOL makes it much easier to pretend to be 14 to pick up on 12 year old
girls!

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Crayz9000

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Apr 15, 2001, 12:44:36 PM4/15/01
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Chuck <so...@sfdebris.com> wrote in message
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> I'm watching this old tape today, and there's an MCI commercial about the
> Internet, and how wonderful and tranquil and beautiful it is. There's
nice
> pre-Titanic music playing and a boy tossing flower petals and people
appear
> saying the following:
> "There is no race. There is no gender. There are no infirmities. There are
> only minds."
> It's a thing of beauty, a spin that would make Herman Goerring proud.
> I would like to re-shoot that commercial only, instead of little boys
> throwing flowers, flash up posts off Usenet. Every one is genuine (and
most
> are from ASVS). Enjoy.
>
> Titanic music starts playing...
>
> "There is no race."
> That little Jew Philip will post a public apology as soon as realized he
> will be in a little trouble if he doesn't....
> You are a trendy fucking pussy ass nigger
>
> "There is no gender."
> This must be her "time of the month" then eh?
> Can we see you naked?

What, the 'Net is run by Hutts?

> "There are no infirmities."
> Good Grief, am I the only person on this NG who Isn't on Medication?

No, since I don't take medication - aside from the occasional Tylenol.

> "There are only minds."
> All your base are belong to us!
>
> "The power of the Internet. Bringing people together, so they can fuel
> their hatred."
> MCI

Heh.
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Cybernetic Crow


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