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Chuck

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Jun 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/7/00
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I know it's Dr. Who, but if you B5 people can discuss your show, I'm going
to discuss mine.

Three Borg confront three Daleks.

Borg: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.

Daleks: Nev-er! You will-fall before-the-might of-the-daleks!

Borg: Resistance is futile.

Daleks: No! We tri-umph from-the-superiority of-the-daleks!

Borg: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our
own.

Daleks: You will-fall before-the-might of-the-supreme-garlic*.

Daleks shoot the three Borg: We are vic-tor-ious!

Borg appear standing on stepladders

Daleks: Ahh!!! [Daleks explode]

* It always sounds like this is what they're saying.

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Chuck
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WeeMadAndo

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Jun 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/8/00
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I wrote a similar one to this a while ago. It is much easier to say
"xterminate! exterminate!" than it is to run off that whole Borg spiel.

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Spyda

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Wasn't there an episode where the guy runs up a flight of steps and the
Darlek hovers after him?

Chuck wrote:
>
> I know it's Dr. Who, but if you B5 people can discuss your show, I'm going
> to discuss mine.
>
> Three Borg confront three Daleks.
>
> Borg: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.
>
> Daleks: Nev-er! You will-fall before-the-might of-the-daleks!
>
> Borg: Resistance is futile.
>
> Daleks: No! We tri-umph from-the-superiority of-the-daleks!
>
> Borg: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our
> own.
>
> Daleks: You will-fall before-the-might of-the-supreme-garlic*.
>
> Daleks shoot the three Borg: We are vic-tor-ious!
>
> Borg appear standing on stepladders
>
> Daleks: Ahh!!! [Daleks explode]
>
> * It always sounds like this is what they're saying.
>
> --
> Chuck
> http://www.sfdebris.com


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WeeMadAndo

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And the one where Dr Who and sidekick are captured onboard a Dalek ship,
next scene they are tied to chair, still onbaord the ship. WTF?!?! Why the
hell would they have chairs onboard a dalek ship?

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Chris O'Farrell

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<snip>
Actualy a friend of mine made a super funny WAV of Daleks vrs Borg. I'll see
if I can find it..


Spyda

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What I want to know is exactly how the hell were they making those ships? Did
they have mechanical hands hidden away somewhere or what?


WeeMadAndo wrote:
>
> And the one where Dr Who and sidekick are captured onboard a Dalek ship,
> next scene they are tied to chair, still onbaord the ship. WTF?!?! Why the
> hell would they have chairs onboard a dalek ship?
>
> --
> WeeMadAndo,
> Self proclaimed leader of the anti-troll jihad and all round nice guy.
> Don't mock me, you're playing with fire!
>
> Spyda <sp...@spacemoose.com> wrote in message
> news:393F133F...@spacemoose.com...
> > Wasn't there an episode where the guy runs up a flight of steps and the
> > Darlek hovers after him?

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Matthew Hyde

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Jun 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/8/00
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Is Steve Hawking a Dalek?


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Robert Williams

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Jun 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/8/00
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Spyda wrote in message <393F6763...@spacemoose.com>...

>What I want to know is exactly how the hell were they making those ships? Did
>they have mechanical hands hidden away somewhere or what?
>

Didn't they have engineer daleks or something, that where blue maybe, and had
different attachements at the front?

Rob

Chuck

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Jun 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/8/00
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"Matthew Hyde" <mdo...@mtu.edu> wrote in message
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> Chris O'Farrell <yno...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > <snip>
> > Actualy a friend of mine made a super funny WAV of Daleks vrs Borg. I'll
see
> > if I can find it..
>
> Is Steve Hawking a Dalek?

I predict he will evolve into Davros.

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Chuck
"Are you willing to die for stupidity? You see, I am, if it'll teach you
something." -187

Colin Brian Witz

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Jun 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/8/00
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Matthew Hyde <mdo...@mtu.edu> wrote in message
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> Chris O'Farrell <yno...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > <snip>
> > Actualy a friend of mine made a super funny WAV of Daleks vrs Borg. I'll
see
> > if I can find it..
>
> Is Steve Hawking a Dalek?
>
>
> --
> Matt Hyde
> Math Lab Consultant
> Who is Matt Hyde? http://www.mathlab.mtu.edu/~mdoughy
>
> Intellectuals always hope for the best. It's called cynicism.
>
> --Mark Helprin
No I think Hawking is Davro/s 'good' twin


Colin Brian Witz

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Jun 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/8/00
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Still, want to see, 3 borg appear in a William Gibson novel.
Resistance is fut....
(Damn, too late, already assilimilated,)

3 Borg appear at the Microsoft Campus
Resistance is futile
(What do you meen the Coloective needs WIN 2000, to run)

3 Borg appear in the Village
6 : Who are you
Borg: I am 2 of 3 you are number 6
6: Who is Number One
Borg: You are Number 6
6: What do you wnat
Borg: We shall assimilate your being into the collective
6: You won't get it.
Borg: Reistance is Futile Number 6
6: I am not a number I'm a free man.
Borg: Individuality is irrelevent

Spyda

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Jun 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/9/00
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Robert Williams wrote:
>
> Spyda wrote in message <393F6763...@spacemoose.com>...
> >What I want to know is exactly how the hell were they making those ships? Did
> >they have mechanical hands hidden away somewhere or what?
> >
>
> Didn't they have engineer daleks or something, that where blue maybe, and had
> different attachements at the front?

Like my vacuum cleaner.

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