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Dalton

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Oct 6, 2002, 3:29:37 AM10/6/02

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Newbies of the group, read this!

Go fuck yourself!

Now that your obligatory first insult is overwith, may I present you
with the rules of the road...

http://www.sfdebris.com/faq.html - The basic FAQ, including general
netiquette and how not to be nutted by an angry Ozzie.

http://www.asvs.org - the Rules and Regulations. Our constitution. Read
this or be mocked and insulted mercilessly...well, you'll be mocked and
insulted mercilessly in any case.

Now. Don't touch anything, behave, and don't feed the trolls.

--
Rob "Roby" Dalton
http://daltonator.net

"All tribal myths are true, for a given value of
'true'." --"The Last Continent", Terry Pratchett

WeeMadAndo

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Oct 6, 2002, 3:51:25 AM10/6/02

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"Dalton" <r...@daltonator.net> wrote in message
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> Newbies of the group, read this!

Yeah right.

> Go fuck yourself!

Fuck you too you miserable waste of matter.

> Now that your obligatory first insult is overwith, may I present you
> with the rules of the road...

No, you may not.

> http://www.sfdebris.com/faq.html - The basic FAQ, including general
> netiquette and how not to be nutted by an angry Ozzie.

Aussie damnit!

> http://www.asvs.org - the Rules and Regulations. Our constitution. Read
> this or be mocked and insulted mercilessly...well, you'll be mocked and
> insulted mercilessly in any case.

True...

> Now. Don't touch anything, behave, and don't feed the trolls.

But where's the fun in that? We need Kirk-bait [apologies to Bless for
stealing his thunder] damnit!

--
WeeMadAndo
Blue sparks and white smoke, the two most expensive components of any
electrical system. Once you've used them, it costs a fortune to replace
them.

Colin'The Yosemite Bear'Witz

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Oct 6, 2002, 5:01:13 AM10/6/02

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Can we feed the Trolls to Fifi?

CaptainSheridan

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Oct 6, 2002, 10:15:18 AM10/6/02

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dUh BuT tUrBolAzErS aRe LaZeRs! AnD hYpErDrIvE iS 1.5 c! TrEk OwNz! WaRs sUxXoRs!

Alan Bolte

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Oct 6, 2002, 2:35:57 PM10/6/02

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Dalton <r...@daltonator.net> wrote in message news:<3D9FE661...@daltonator.net>...

> Newbies of the group, read this!
>
> Go fuck yourself!
>
> Now that your obligatory first insult is overwith, may I present you
> with the rules of the road...
>
> http://www.sfdebris.com/faq.html - The basic FAQ, including general
> netiquette and how not to be nutted by an angry Ozzie.

Would that be a term of endearment for Admiral Ozzel? How disturbing.

Cmdrwilkens

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Oct 6, 2002, 2:32:50 PM10/6/02

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"CaptainSheridan" <big_r...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I am gay

Okay, not really the thread for it but neh.

:)

--
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USMCR
BridgeCo B 6th EngSptBN 4th FSSG

"Weapons do not penetrate armour based on force and pressure"
- IXJac(taken from SB.com and SD.net)

"I'm a genocidal maniac, hold me."
-Anakin Vader

Phong Nguyen

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Oct 6, 2002, 6:39:06 PM10/6/02

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porcupi...@hotmail.com (Alan Bolte) wrote in
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> Dalton <r...@daltonator.net> wrote in message
> news:<3D9FE661...@daltonator.net>...
>> Newbies of the group, read this!
>>
>> Go fuck yourself!
>>
>> Now that your obligatory first insult is overwith, may I present you
>> with the rules of the road...
>>
>> http://www.sfdebris.com/faq.html - The basic FAQ, including general
>> netiquette and how not to be nutted by an angry Ozzie.
>
> Would that be a term of endearment for Admiral Ozzel? How disturbing.
>

He was holding a donut in an outtake, hence Dalton's affection for him.

LT.Hit-Man

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Oct 9, 2002, 11:48:06 PM10/9/02

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Phong Nguyen wrote in message ...

>He was holding a donut in an outtake, hence Dalton's affection for him.

WHAT! I never saw that :-)
So that what killed him, behold the power of the donut side!

LOL

" Remember only you can prevent canablistic murder,
feed your local Sith Lord today."
LT.Hit-Man

Phong Nguyen

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Oct 9, 2002, 11:38:41 PM10/9/02

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"LT.Hit-Man" <Doo...@microsith.com> wrote in news:ao2sl4$iuc43$1@ID-
36441.news.dfncis.de:

>
> Phong Nguyen wrote in message ...
>
>>He was holding a donut in an outtake, hence Dalton's affection for him.
>
> WHAT! I never saw that :-)
> So that what killed him, behold the power of the donut side!
>

Quicker, easier, more seductive is the Donut Side.

Dalton

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Oct 11, 2002, 8:58:33 PM10/11/02

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Tastier too...

--
Rob "Roby" Dalton
http://daltonator.net

America: Never attribute to stupidity that
which can be adequately explained by malice.

Enigma

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Oct 11, 2002, 10:01:05 PM10/11/02

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"Phong Nguyen" <phong....@deadspam.com> wrote in message
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Especially with cream filling!