Ever wonder...
Durandal
dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes
Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had
some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them?
Just
curious.
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Phil Skayhan
"Durandal" <DIESPAM...@ilstu.edu> wrote in message
news:20021115193...@id-sorresso.user.dfncis.de...
> Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into that
> dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes
> Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had
> some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them?
> Just
> curious.
(Before Chuck gets to it and steals everyone's thunder)
Vader: Would you like some tea?
Han : Yes please
Vader: How many lumps you want?
Han: Oh three or four.....
WhAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Vader: Oops, one too many lumps.......
Stuart Mackey
"Phil Skayhan" <ph...@skayhan.net> wrote in message
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Imagine if Han asked
"Well Vader, how many lumps would you like?"
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> "Phil Skayhan" <ph...@skayhan.net> wrote in message
> news:6CiB9.2448$f92...@rcache1.news.cv.net...
>>
>> "Durandal" <DIESPAM...@ilstu.edu> wrote in message
>> news:20021115193...@id-sorresso.user.dfncis.de...
>> > Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into that
>> > dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes
>> > Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had
>> > some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them?
>> > Just
>> > curious.
>>
>> (Before Chuck gets to it and steals everyone's thunder)
>>
>> Vader: Would you like some tea?
>>
>> Han : Yes please
>>
>> Vader: How many lumps you want?
>>
>> Han: Oh three or four.....
>>
>> WhAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
>>
>> Vader: Oops, one too many lumps.......
>
> Imagine if Han asked
> "Well Vader, how many lumps would you like?"
"Three please."
Dalton, Poe, and Graeme suddenly fall from the sky and crush vader to death.
Chris O'Farrell
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Damn you! Got in before I did.
Lord Edam de Fromage
DIESPAM...@ilstu.edu says...
> Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into that
> dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes
> Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had
> some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them?
> Just
> curious.
The prawn cocktail was off.
Vader'd removed his helmet to eat, and Solo needed somewhere to vomit.
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Durandal
> In article <20021115193...@id-sorresso.user.dfncis.de>,
> DIESPAM...@ilstu.edu says...
>> Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into
>> that dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire
>> Strikes Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes
>> sat down, had some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing
>> them?
>> Just
>> curious.
>
> The prawn cocktail was off.
And the chef worked so hard on it...
Chuck, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01
> news:20021115193...@id-sorresso.user.dfncis.de...
> > Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into that
> > dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes
> > Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had
> > some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them?
> > Just
> > curious.
>
> (Before Chuck gets to it and steals everyone's thunder)
Would I do that?
>
> Vader: Would you like some tea?
>
> Han : Yes please
>
> Vader: How many lumps you want?
>
> Han: Oh three or four.....
>
> WhAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
>
> Vader: Oops, one too many lumps.......
>
I picture Vader has a set-up like Dr. Evil with the little buttons for the
chairs.
Vader: [to Han] You're not eating.
Han: The company is turning my stomach.
Vader: Hmm. For that I'll send you to the torture chamber. [hits button and
Han's chair tips and dumps him through a hole in the floor]
Vader: [to Chewie]
Chewie: [eats quickly]
Vader: No one likes a pig. I'll send you to the sonic room. [hits button
and Chewie disappears into the floor.]
Vader: [to Leia] You think a princess and a guy like me-
Leia: No.
Vader: Insolent woman. I think I'll send you to Calrissian's quarters as
his plaything. [hits button and Boba Fett falls through a hole]
Leia: Oops.
Vader: Oh! [hits comm unit] Piett, it's doing that thing again!
Later...
Han Solo's screams come through the door. Outside Boba Fett and Calrissian
stare at each other uncomfortably, each knowing that anything said would
only make things worse.
--
Chuck
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. " - Voltaire
Durandal
me:
> I picture Vader has a set-up like Dr. Evil with the little buttons for
> the chairs. Vader: [to Han] You're not eating. Han: The company is
> turning my stomach. Vader: Hmm. For that I'll send you to the torture
> chamber. [hits button and Han's chair tips and dumps him through a
> hole in the floor] Vader: [to Chewie] Chewie: [eats quickly] Vader: No
> one likes a pig. I'll send you to the sonic room. [hits button and
> Chewie disappears into the floor.] Vader: [to Leia] You think a
> princess and a guy like me- Leia: No. Vader: Insolent woman. I think
> I'll send you to Calrissian's quarters as his plaything. [hits button
> and Boba Fett falls through a hole] Leia: Oops. Vader: Oh! [hits comm
> unit] Piett, it's doing that thing again! Later... Han Solo's screams
> come through the door. Outside Boba Fett and Calrissian stare at each
> other uncomfortably, each knowing that anything said would only make
> things worse.
ROTFLMAO!
You're a genius.
Pablo Sanchez
wrote:
>
>"Durandal" <DIESPAM...@ilstu.edu> wrote in message
>news:20021115193...@id-sorresso.user.dfncis.de...
>> Ever wonder what happened right after Han, Leia, et al walked into that
>> dining room with Vader at the head of the table in The Empire Strikes
>> Back? Do you suppose that Vader, Boba Fett and Our Heroes sat down, had
>> some lunch, and then Vader decided to start torturing them?
>> Just
>> curious.
>
>(Before Chuck gets to it and steals everyone's thunder)
[snip]
He's already here, but I'll hazard one.
[uncomfortable silence through the entire first course]
Vader: Sooooo... how did you like the soup? It's cream of bantha.
Rebels: [stare at the table]
Vader: My mother made some nice cream of bantha, but I have to admit
that it wasn't nearly this good.
Rebels: [stare at Vader]
Vader: Then I got married. Try getting that bitch to cook!
[falsetto] "I can't cook any cream of bantha, Anakin! I'm too busy
being an influential senator!"
Han: Your name is Anakin?
Vader: Huh? Yeah, it used to be. But anyway, back to this bitch I
married--
Han: I knew a guy named Anakin once, but he was like, half a meter
shorter than you and a lot *GACK*
Vader: Do not interrupt me again, Captain Solo. Now, where was I?
Leia: Talking about your wife always being too busy.
Vader: Oh, right. Well, I think I'm done. [releases Han]
Leia: Well, my adoptive father was a big-time senator, too.
Vader: I know that. He was famous, until I vaporized his planet and
purged the public records of his memory.
Leia: Well, he still lives on in the spirit of the rebellion.
Vader: True, true. Got me there. Ah, have you finished your desert?
Leia: Yes.
Vader: Right. [stands up] Now... You are part of the Rebel
Alliance, and a traitor! Take her away!
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Commander Raynor RayCav
Unimatrix 01" <so...@ubiteme.com> wrote:
>Vader: Insolent woman. I think I'll send you to Calrissian's quarters as
>his plaything.
Mehe, mehe....
(meanwhile)
Someone: Dalton, Chuck! Ray's acting like a pervert again! Someone
better stop him!
The Baron
Rofl, that was pretty damn funny, acting indeed.
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