FANFIC: Alien Attack!
SONIC FAN
read it or something. SO here it is again.
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Star Trek The Next Generation
Alien Attack!
BY: SONIC FAN (a trekkie!)
Captains Log stardate 2427.2724
We have entered the X-Blagthirian system to investigate for life forms.
And I'll be damned if we don't find anything.
"Attention captian we have an unnidentified ship approaching." said
ensign Zerf.
"Onscreen" Picard said
It was a flying saucer.
"It appears to be a disc shaped craft captain" data stated
"Well duh" said Picard.
"Hail them on all frequencies" Picard said.
"Hello! This is captain picard of the USS enterprize. Who are you?"
They responded
"WE are from the planet BRAKO and you are invading our space! prepare to
be anihilted EARTH SCUM!!"
"Uh oh it's red alert time!" Picard Shouted. "Go to battle status now!"
Worf hit the red button. The lights and alarms went off.
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
"Hey! Where's Riker?" said Picard
Meanwhile on the Holodeck
Riker and wesley were jamming with Greenday. SUDDENLY picards head
appeared out of nowhere
"Riker! Stop goofing off and get your ass on the bridge! We're under
attack!" Picard yelled
"well looks like we'll have to cut the jam session short, let's go
wesley." said Riker. They ran to the turbolift
On Bridge
KRRAKKKKAPOOOOWWWW!!!
The enterpize was hit! Then 2 more saucers uncloaked!
"Good god!" said picard "What are we going to do???"
Data fired the torpedos, they hit one alien craft and blew it up.
Yeahoo! said everybody
Geordi called from the warp core "Captain aliens are beaming in!
Hellp!!!"
"Oh no c'mon RIker we're being invaded." They grabbed their laser rifles
and jumped into the turbolift.
WARP CORE
Captain Picrd looked around. Aliens were everywhere. They opened fire but
thealiens responded with missle launchers!
One alien had a gun to Geordi's head. "Move and he dies!" said the alien
Captain Picard snuck up behind the alien and kicked it in the head!
BOOMSHAKALAKA!
Riker blased a few more aliens into goop. Then Picard was surrounded.
Riker shot the aliens and they died!
BRIDGE
"Well we took care of those bastards but what the hell??" Picard said
Five more ships were attacking the enterprise.
"Data get us out of here! WARP 10!" picard boomed
"but sir warp 10 is not safe..." Data advised
"Shut up and warp us you bucket of bolts!" Picard replied
Data sent the ship to warp 10 and Picard was thrown to the back of the
bridge. "WooooAAAHHH!!!" he said
"ARRRRRRGGGG!!!" Picard said as he was plastered to the wall
"Captain we have a planet off the starboard bow!" data said
"STTTOOOOPPP!!!!" said picard
Data stopped the ship in a sudden stop. "YAAARRRRGG!!" said picard as he
was thrown head first into the captain's chair.
"WHere are we" said Picard
"Unknown" said data "We are 100000 light years away from our objective
point"
"Hmmm" said Riker "We must have hit a warp zone!"
"Perhaps the inhabitants of the planet know how to get back to federation
space" Troi said
"Well it's risky but it's our only hope" Picard said "Let's get an away
team together"
So they got an away team together and went to the transporter room
"Picard, RIker, Geordi and Troi, ready to beam down?" said the
transporter guy.
"Make it so" said Picard
They beam down to the planets surface
PLANET BRUFGHT
"Ok Troi and Geordi go to that building over there Riker and I will go to
this building" Picard said
"Gotcha" said geordi "Let's go!"
Armed with laser rifles they went in their respective directions
Picard and Riker walked into a large building with lots of aliens.
"Activate Holodiguise" said picard
They activated the devices so they lookes like aliens
IN AN ALIEN BAR
Troi and gerdio dsguised as aliens sit at the bar stools. An alien is
wearing a commander's outfit.
"Hmmm looks like an alien commander" said Troi "I have a plan"
"Excuse me, where is the main base" she said
"Hey baby." The alien said "I know where the base is"
"I will have sex with you if you tell me where it is" she said
"Hubba hubba" the alien said "It's at coordinates 1332x3748 can we have
sex now"
"No" troi said
"You're mean" said the alien
"Yeah" said Geordi "You're mean"
"Bite me visorhead" she replied
ALIEN MALL
Troi transmitted the coordinates to Picard but an alien security guard
heard them
"Hey those are the coordintes for the main base! Sound the alarm!"
ATTENTION ALLL CUSTOMERS WE HAVE RED ALERT REMAIN COLM HUMAN INVASION I
REPEAT HUMAN INVASION!!!!!!!!!!
The alien zapped Riker with a phaser and his disguise came off! Picard
and riker made a run for it!
They ran down the escalator trampling and shooting aliens. The aliens
guards chasing them did the same thing.
Riker killed several of the alien guards but more were after them.
Picard jumped through a store window to avoid laser fire. Then he came
out of the store riding a hover jet ski.
"Jump on Riker" picard said
Riker jumped on the back of the hover jet ski and they flew through the
mall killing aliens then they crashed and rolled into the bathroom the
aliens quickly followed. Picard and Riker hid in teh alien toilet stalls.
the aliens marched in but Riker had an idea. He took out a hypro-grenade
and put it on the high-tech toilet. It blew up flooding the bathroom. The
aliens slipped on the water and Picard and Riker escaped out the front
doors into the parking lot. They got into a security vehicle. Picard
hotwired it using a tricorder and they were going down an alien highway
but the alien police were after them now.
They drove to the base blasting alien cars in the way. They made a sharp
turncasing all the police to skid off the road and fall a million feet
and hit the ground BOOM BOOM BOOM SHBOW the hovervehicles blow up!
ALIEN BASE
They drive the hover attack car through the fence and get out. But they
are surrounded by aliens with plasma launchers. "We are trapped" said
Picard
ALIEN BAR
Meanwhile Troi and Geordi are involved in a alien bar fight. They escape
out the window while the aliens blow eachothr up. They jump in a hovercar
and drive to the base.
ALIEN BASE
"So Captain Picard soon i will destroy your human race" said the alien
leader "These ships are armed with doomsday rays which will destroy the
planet earth, and then the federation!"
"But alas you will not see it because you are in this stasis feild in teh
ship's engine, well bye HA HA HA HA!" the alien said
"Lkaunching ships in 10 minutes" came the voice from the control tower.
BUT JUST THEN a hover car drives up to the base. Geordi and Troi jump out
guns a-blazin' they fight the aliens. The leader and his crew go to see
what's going on. Riker uses a hybogrenade to escape the stasis feild!
They kill a bunch of aliens! Riker goes into a base building and finds
the warp zone control. He sets the control to FEDeration space! Picard
picks up a metal bar and slams an alien with it KA-POK! the aliens head
comes off! Picard throws it at another alien *SPLAT* But then a bunch of
aliens with BFG 9000's are attacking the starfleet personalle.
"RRUUUUUNNN!!!!" Picard says. They run and jump over the fence. Picard
contacts the enterprize. "Attention fire at coordinates 1213x2321!!!!"
ENTERPRIZE
*fires torpedose at planet*
ALIEN BASE
BABABABABBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! The base explodes and picard
and the gang escape just in time! "Beam us up" Picard says
ENTERPRIZE
"We stopped the aliens but the might attack again!" said Picard "We have
to stop them"
"Captain" said Data "There is a large ship-sized tunnel in the mine where
the aliens mine crystals from the planet's core. Perhaps we could blow up
the core"
"Make it so" says Picard.
Data flys the ship straight down to the planet! It enters the tunnel!
VRRRROOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!
"We have to steer fast or we're goners!" exxclaims RIker!" Data you
steer the ship because youre an android!"
"Affrimative" says Data "Androis are more presise than humans in most
cases" data says
"SHUTUP AND WATCH WHERE WE'RE GOING DATA!!!" picard yels.
The enterprize has to turn quickly to make the sharp turns. Then a huge
guard robot is blocking the tunnel. The eneterprize blows it up but
EARTHQUAKE! the tunnel is collapsing behind them!!!
"I hope there's another way out!" says Picard
The ship is going through a huge cavern but a sclactite scrapes the
saucer section SCCCRRRAKKKKAKAAAABALAmALMAMMMM!!!!!
"Oh crap i will have to get that re painted" says Picard
The enterprize is near the core of the planet it fires 10 torpedos THE
CORE IS UNSTABNLE lava flows out the enterprize goes thorugh another
tunnel data quickly navigating they almost hit a wall! but the tunnel is
blocked the fire the lasesrs and in trhe aliens city the huge starship
comes crashing up from the middle of an alien suburb!!!
KRAK
VRRRRBAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The planet explodes and the enterprize crew give hi-5's.
"We have to get to the warp zone NOW!" says wesley
"Engage!!!!!" says Pricad.
WOOOOOOSH! They enter the warp zone
It's all colors but data soon says "Captain! I have lost control of the
speed! We are going warp
9....10!......11!!....12!......13....14......WARP 24!!!!"
The sudden speed makes the crew go flying "WAAAAUUUGHHHHH" goes picard as
he is thrown to the back of the bridge and smashes though a wall. He
hangs onto a peice of metal and says "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The crew is plastered to the walls and data says "Ca-ca-ca-caaaptain we
are on a collision couse with DEEP space NINE!!!!!"
"YYYAAAAHHHHHH!!! DATA!!! STOP THE SHIP!!!! STOOOOOP THE
SHIIIIIIIIPPP!!!!!" picard scremed.
With much superdroid effort data manages to push the stop button on his
panel
SCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The ship stops 2 inches from deep space 9. Captain picard goes flying to
the front of the bridge "DDAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!" he splats against the
viewscreen and slides down. *thump*
"Hello this is deep space nine what are you doing picard"
"Oh just saving the universe as usual" he says. They all laugh.
Captain's log stardate 2427.2725
We are having a party on deep space nine i just won 10 credits at quarks
slot machines now it's time to get drunk! as shakespeare once said "ye
ale is good!"
END