Can you go to Heaven if you shoot a Protestant?

[Pope Pompous XVIII]

The short answer is Yes, but only if you are a Catholic and go to
Confession before you die. Jesus Christ granted His Holy, Catholic and
Apostolic Church the power to forgive sins, and if you make sure to see
a priest before you die you will most surely join the Company of the
Blessed in the afterlife. This is one of the wonderful fruits of the
Redemption which Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has obtained for us.

The bad news for Protestants is that you will not get past the Pearly
Gates if you shoot a Catholic. In the words of His Holiness Pope Leo
XIII, your priestly orders are "absolutely null and utterly void." This
teaching was upheld recently by the present Holy Father, Pope Benedict
XVI. You have no validly ordained priests with the Apostolic authority
to grant full remission of sin, and therefore your so-called sacraments
are no better than cake and candy bars. A Protestant minister hearing
confession is no better than a copper in fancy dress at the Christmas
do: everybody knows he's a fraud. So if you value your immortal soul
think twice. Better safe than sorry.

HTH

--
"Some of you might have noticed that I say the F-word a lot. I'm sorry,
I don't mean to offend you, but you have to understand that I’m an
Irishman speaking English and, I dunno, it just doesn’t fit my soul" -
Tommy Tiernan

[Mark Williams]

"Pope Pompous XVIII" <popepomp...@popesnews.invalid> wrote in message
news:9lj2gt...@mid.individual.net...

> The short answer is Yes, but only if you are a Catholic and go to
> Confession before you die. Jesus Christ granted His Holy, Catholic and
> Apostolic Church the power to forgive sins, and if you make sure to see a
> priest before you die you will most surely join the Company of the Blessed
> in the afterlife. This is one of the wonderful fruits of the Redemption
> which Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has obtained for us.
>
> The bad news for Protestants is that you will not get past the Pearly
> Gates if you shoot a Catholic.

Protestants don;'t need the intermediation of priests. They don't fall for
the oldest protection racket.

In the words of His Holiness Pope Leo
> XIII, your priestly orders are "absolutely null and utterly void." This
> teaching was upheld recently by the present Holy Father, Pope Benedict
> XVI. You have no validly ordained priests with the Apostolic authority to
> grant full remission of sin, and therefore your so-called sacraments are
> no better than cake and candy bars.

Sounds like a gang leader trying to protect his turf.

A Protestant minister hearing
> confession is no better than a copper in fancy dress at the Christmas do:
> everybody knows he's a fraud. So if you value your immortal soul think
> twice. Better safe than sorry.

Even Catholic theology says that absolution comes from God not through the
priest. Your man is just a middle-man. Protestants buy from the wholesaler
and get a bulk discount.

[Mozzer]

On 23/12/2011 10:12 AM, Pope Pompous XVIII wrote:

Catholic v Protestants arguing over dogma sounds equivalent to two
backward people disagreeing about the best way to occupy their days:
Through licking windows or through knitting quilts for war heroes under
the supervision of the WI.

I recommend neither

[Mentalguy2k8]

"Mozzer" <mozzer...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:jd2apj$6k6$1...@dont-email.me...

"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit
atrocities" - Voltaire.


And another excellent quote whose source I don't know:

"When you can explain to me why you don't believe in all the other Gods, you
will understand why I don't believe in *your* one.”

[johnty]

On Dec 23, 10:12 am, Pope Pompous XVIII

<popepompousxv...@popesnews.invalid> wrote:
> The short answer is Yes, but only if you are a Catholic and go to
> Confession before you die. Jesus Christ granted His Holy, Catholic and
> Apostolic Church the power to forgive sins, and if you make sure to see
> a priest before you die you will most surely join the Company of the
> Blessed in the afterlife. This is one of the wonderful fruits of the
> Redemption which Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has obtained for us.

...and the reason that so many catholics choose to rape children and
blow up innocent people by the hundred - because they are deluded into
believing they can. It's the same with muslims and their suicide
bombing.

Crazy, eh?

[Stephen]

But no one gives a fuck though

"Pope Pompous XVIII" <popepomp...@popesnews.invalid> wrote in message
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[Darth Simian]

On Dec 23, 10:34 pm, "Stephen" <wi...@matthehonk.com> wrote:
> But no one gives a fuck though
>

> "Pope Pompous XVIII" <popepompousxv...@popesnews.invalid> wrote in messagenews:9lj2gt...@mid.individual.net...

true.
--
"We wish it to be your rule first of all to tear away the mask from
Freemasonry and to let it be seen as it really is" warned Pope Leo
XIII in his monumental encyclical Humanum Genus( 1884). Referring to
Masonry as "this foul plague," Leo XIII urged pastoral sermons warning
the Faithful that Masonry and related secret societies were "seducing
men and enticing them into their ranks" in order to fill them with
"the depravity of their opinions and the wickedness of their acts".
Leo XIII was by no means the first Pope to warn of the evils of
Freemasonry. Pope Clement XII had been the first to do so in 1738,
then Benedict XIV, Pius VI, Leo XII, Pius VII, Pius VIII, Gregory XVI,
and Pius IX. In Human Genus, Leo XIII emphasized the urgency of the
earlier warnings and stated that the Freemasons "are boldly rising up
against God Himself. They are planning the destruction of Holy
Church ... and this with the set purpose of utterly despoiling the
nations of Christendom ..."