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RANGER FAN DOES SWAN DIVE OFF GATEWAY ARCH

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Oct 29, 2011, 7:59:37 PM10/29/11
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NO JOY IN MUDVILLE
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. (Rueters) --
Blood and guts were all over the
pavement beneath the Gateway
Arch this morning after an
apparently very ndepressed Texas
Rangers' baseball fan committed
hara-kiri .
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Only itsy-bitsy pieces of the poor
bastard could be found, so police
have no idea who the hell he is
(was?)
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However, an ugly photo was later
found clutched in the man's clenched
decapitated hand but nobody has
been able to identify him as a local
human bean.
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If you can identify this corpse,
please call your local TV station
immediately.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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A police lieutenant also revealed
that a mysterious URL was found
in a bloody pocket but it seems
nobody knows what it's all about.
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http://groups.google.com/group/dc.smithsonian/browse_thread/thread/f67d2636453090be/d0cc349b0b95e51e?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=%22TED+BUNDY%22
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Oon the back of the paper was some
other chicken-scratching . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com
http://www.edconrad.org
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This is what the Gateway Arch
looked like before the ugly scene.
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http://www.nps.gov/jeff/images/gateway_arch2.jpg
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http://www.bvh.com/project_image/image/75/Gateway_Arch_10-5-05_066.jpg
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