"Arthur Thacker is about as exciting as a wank in a cold bath".
Professor Stephen Hawking, (World of Boring Bastards Monthly magazine,
Sept. 2008.)
11. "After my retirement I was treated far better by Everton than I ever was
by Liverpool."
Shanks was talking bollocks with "Football's not a matter of life and
death; it's much more important than
that."
--
Count Baldoni
Always works for me, especially if you shove the soap up your arse at the
same time.