The Radar Gun
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do have any God dam idea how fast you were going?"
The man replied, "No sir, you have the radar gun, you tell me."
"You were going 70 mph in a 55 mph zone! You're gonna now have to pay a huge
fine and look at you, it looks like you haven't had a job in years. You look
like a bum!"
The motorist the replied, "Why I have a great job! I'm a cunt stretcher."
"A WHAT?" the cop asked.
"I'm a cunt stretcher" the man said. "I first put my finger inside a woman's
cunt and then I put another in, then another, then my whole hand, then both
hands, until eventually she has a six foot cunt."
The cop looked aghast. "What the HELL is a person gonna do with a six foot
cunt, boy?"
The motorist then replied, "Give him a radar gun and hide him behind a
billboard."
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Steve
Guitaris Shreddimus
state troopers, highway patrol, whatever!
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> Too bad it's just a joke
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That's what everyone thinks of Wal Mart vinny, and you too....
Steve
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