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More options Jan 16 2002, 6:41 am

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From: "KCOM" <K...@Bastard.com>

Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002 05:42:45 -0600

Local: Wed, Jan 16 2002 6:42 am

Subject: The Radar Gun

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A cop pulls a motorist over using a radar gun and asks the motorist, "Buddy,
do have any God dam idea how fast you were going?"

The man replied, "No sir, you have the radar gun, you tell me."

"You were going 70 mph in a 55 mph zone! You're gonna now have to pay a huge
fine and look at you, it looks like you haven't had a job in years. You look
like a bum!"

The motorist the replied, "Why I have a great job! I'm a cunt stretcher."

"A WHAT?" the cop asked.

"I'm a cunt stretcher" the man said. "I first put my finger inside a woman's
cunt and then I put another in, then another, then my whole hand, then both
hands, until eventually she has a six foot cunt."

The cop looked aghast. "What the HELL is a person gonna do with a six foot
cunt, boy?"

The motorist then replied, "Give him a radar gun and hide him behind a
billboard."
--
Steve

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