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skep...@aol.com

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29 Jan 2010, 11:34:18 pm29/1/10
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'Bout time.

"No heaven above us, only sky, and no hell below us"
Imagine --John Lennon

skep...@aol.com

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29 Jan 2010, 11:35:28 pm29/1/10
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:)

Father Haskell

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30 Jan 2010, 12:13:19 am30/1/10
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They really are bigger than jesus.

skep...@aol.com

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30 Jan 2010, 1:51:30 am30/1/10
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The Government had to murder John Lennon. The Romans never murdered J.
H. Christ, because there's no evidence he even existed.

Allan Matthews

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30 Jan 2010, 2:46:04 am30/1/10
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In article <3e85b6a1-84c5-4368-9e03-
66b159...@h9g2000prn.googlegroups.com>, skep...@aol.com says...

> The Government had to murder John Lennon.

Is there any stupid conspiracy theory you DO NOT buy into?

[snippage]

allan
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Don't leave things in the fridge."
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Alan Ford

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skep...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

>>>> 'Bout time.
>>>> "No heaven above us, only sky, and no hell below us"
>>>> Imagine --John Lennon
>>> :)
>> They really are bigger than jesus.
>
> The Government had to murder John Lennon.


Did they do it with the black helicopter or by fluorinating his water?


--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?

thomas p.

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30 Jan 2010, 3:23:12 am30/1/10
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"Allan Matthews" <allan_m...@bigfoot.com> skrev i meddelelsen
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> In article <3e85b6a1-84c5-4368-9e03-
> 66b159...@h9g2000prn.googlegroups.com>, skep...@aol.com says...
>> The Government had to murder John Lennon.
>
> Is there any stupid conspiracy theory you DO NOT buy into?

He is part of a government conspiracy to convince people that all of the
stupid conspiracy theories are true in order to prepare them to accept the
rule of evil aliens. Nostradamus predicted it all - or was that Carnac?

thomas p.

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30 Jan 2010, 3:24:40 am30/1/10
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"Alan Ford" <zzz...@qqq.net> skrev i meddelelsen
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> skep...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:
>
>>>>> 'Bout time.
>>>>> "No heaven above us, only sky, and no hell below us"
>>>>> Imagine --John Lennon
>>>> :)
>>> They really are bigger than jesus.
>>
>> The Government had to murder John Lennon.
>
>
> Did they do it with the black helicopter or by fluorinating his water?
>
>

If the US government had planned to kill Lennon, he would still be alive.


Father Haskell

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30 Jan 2010, 3:42:46 am30/1/10
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Blame it on Salinger. Doubtful Chapman (may he suck cocks
in Hell [although there is no such place]) would have been
inspired by Paddington the Duck.

skep...@aol.com

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30 Jan 2010, 3:39:27 pm30/1/10
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On 30 Jan, 00:14, Alan Ford <zzz....@qqq.net> wrote:
> skepti...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

Mark David Chapman was not interested in the Beatles. He lived in
luxury in Hawaii with no visible means of support, spending his time
buying expensive paintings. The US government to him to Beirut. The
day before he hunted down Lennon he had a long meeting with the FBI in
Detroit. After he shot Lennon in front of the Dakota, he froze, took
out "Catcher in the Rye" by JD Salinger, and started to hypnotically
rock back and forth reading the book compulsively, even though there
was a subway entrance 10 feet away, and the human thing to do is to
flee after committing a crime. His psychologist was the same guy
controlling Sirhan Sirhan. Yoko Ono says that "They" killed John
Lennon, not "He" killed John Lennon.

skep...@aol.com

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30 Jan 2010, 3:41:01 pm30/1/10
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I think Chapman has be released from the Mental Hospital already, and
he lives on his own now.

Father Haskell

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30 Jan 2010, 3:49:03 pm30/1/10
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> he lives on his own now.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

That's Hinckley, who only tried to assassinate Reagan.
Chapman's still in Attica. He'd be dead if he was ever
released.

Father Haskell

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30 Jan 2010, 3:50:13 pm30/1/10
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On Jan 30, 3:39 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> wrote:
> On 30 Jan, 00:14, Alan Ford <zzz....@qqq.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > skepti...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:
>
> > >>>> 'Bout time.
> > >>>> "No heaven above us, only sky, and no hell below us"
> > >>>> Imagine --John Lennon
> > >>> :)
> > >> They really are bigger than jesus.
>
> > > The Government had to murder John Lennon.
>
> > Did they do it with the black helicopter or by fluorinating his water?
>
> > --
> > If you don't beat your meat
> > You can't have any pudding
> > How can you have any pudding
> > If you don't beat your meat?
>
> Mark David Chapman was not interested in the Beatles.

Mark Chapman was interested in doing jesus a favor.

Alan Ford

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30 Jan 2010, 8:22:08 pm30/1/10
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skep...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

>>>>>> 'Bout time.
>>>>>> "No heaven above us, only sky, and no hell below us"
>>>>>> Imagine --John Lennon
>>>>> :)
>>>> They really are bigger than jesus.
>>> The Government had to murder John Lennon.
>> Did they do it with the black helicopter or by fluorinating his water?

> Mark David Chapman was not interested in the Beatles. He lived in


> luxury in Hawaii with no visible means of support, spending his time
> buying expensive paintings. The US government to him to Beirut. The
> day before he hunted down Lennon he had a long meeting with the FBI in
> Detroit. After he shot Lennon in front of the Dakota, he froze, took
> out "Catcher in the Rye" by JD Salinger, and started to hypnotically
> rock back and forth reading the book compulsively, even though there
> was a subway entrance 10 feet away, and the human thing to do is to
> flee after committing a crime. His psychologist was the same guy
> controlling Sirhan Sirhan. Yoko Ono says that "They" killed John
> Lennon, not "He" killed John Lennon.

Aha, aha, and John Lennon had to go because he knew too much about the
massive JFK/CIA/Vatican/NAMBLA/Mossad/NFL/pufferfish conspiracy?
Why didn't he take out Mick Jagger instead?

The Inconvenient Truth

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30 Jan 2010, 8:45:37 pm30/1/10
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"Alan Ford" <zzz...@qqq.net> wrote in message
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If he was killed by the FBI, it was probably for his funding of the IRA.
I agree that Septic is a tool but don't dismiss SOME of his message just
because the messenger is OTL.


skep...@aol.com

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On Jan 30, 5:45 pm, "The Inconvenient Truth" <fr...@gore.com> wrote:
> "Alan Ford" <zzz....@qqq.net> wrote in message
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> news:hk2lvu$68d$3...@news.eternal-september.org...
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> > skepti...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:
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I watched a documentary "The FBI vs John Lennon" and it was saying
that Washington DC was worried that John and Yoko were going to using
their political peace activity to oppose Ronald Reagan, so they didn't
want him getting people together to oppose Reagan's policies while he
was in office. The Reagan Culture also helped kill Rock and Roll. Look
what a piece of shit rock music is today.

Alan Ford

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30 Jan 2010, 8:59:29 pm30/1/10
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The Inconvenient Truth got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

>>>>> The Government had to murder John Lennon.
>>>> Did they do it with the black helicopter or by fluorinating his water?
>>> Mark David Chapman was not interested in the Beatles. He lived in
>>> luxury in Hawaii with no visible means of support, spending his time
>>> buying expensive paintings. The US government to him to Beirut. The
>>> day before he hunted down Lennon he had a long meeting with the FBI in
>>> Detroit. After he shot Lennon in front of the Dakota, he froze, took
>>> out "Catcher in the Rye" by JD Salinger, and started to hypnotically
>>> rock back and forth reading the book compulsively, even though there
>>> was a subway entrance 10 feet away, and the human thing to do is to
>>> flee after committing a crime. His psychologist was the same guy
>>> controlling Sirhan Sirhan. Yoko Ono says that "They" killed John
>>> Lennon, not "He" killed John Lennon.
>> Aha, aha, and John Lennon had to go because he knew too much about the
>> massive JFK/CIA/Vatican/NAMBLA/Mossad/NFL/pufferfish conspiracy?
>> Why didn't he take out Mick Jagger instead?
>

> If he was killed by the FBI, it was probably for his funding of the IRA.
> I agree that Septic is a tool but don't dismiss SOME of his message just
> because the messenger is OTL.

Yes, forgot about the IRA/USSR/Pentium/Rastafari/Jimmy-in-the-well
connection. Good point.

Father Haskell

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30 Jan 2010, 9:17:24 pm30/1/10
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On Jan 30, 8:22 pm, Alan Ford <zzz....@qqq.net> wrote:
> skepti...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

Two words: Brian Jones.

Alan Ford

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30 Jan 2010, 9:28:21 pm30/1/10
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Father Haskell got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:


But... that would mean... Jimi didn't really choke on his own vomit...
and... DAMN YOU ROVER!!! The dog was a KGB agent.

skep...@aol.com

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30 Jan 2010, 9:42:34 pm30/1/10
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> If you don't beat your meat?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

There is someone one the radio claiming Jim Morrison (of the Doors) is
still alive...

Smiler

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31 Jan 2010, 12:32:21 am31/1/10
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And living with Janis Joplin, next door to Elvis and Karen Carpenter.

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All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer


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31 Jan 2010, 1:18:32 am31/1/10
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Alan Ford <zzz...@qqq.net> wrote in news:hk2lvu$68d$3...@news.eternal-
september.org:

Jagger's a Scotland Yard plant.

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BDK

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In article <60e5f2c4-a8cc-4e5b-8537-
dba8e0...@g28g2000prb.googlegroups.com>, skep...@aol.com says...

You're crazier than Chapman.
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skep...@aol.com

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On Jan 30, 10:41 pm, BDK <TopSh...@sanity.com> wrote:
> In article <60e5f2c4-a8cc-4e5b-8537-
> dba8e0c9a...@g28g2000prb.googlegroups.com>, skepti...@aol.com says...
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Stop me before I kill again.

BDK

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In article <729a72cd-11dc-414f-9322-
bf94fe...@u19g2000prh.googlegroups.com>, skep...@aol.com says...

I doubt you can do anything more than feed yourself without someone
telling you when and where to do it.

Budikka666

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You're a LIAR. Here's a list of Google's fastest rising searches in
2009
http://websearch.about.com/od/googlezeitgeist/tp/google-top-searches-2009.htm

See that faint cloud of dust on the horizon? That's your credibility
heading south. Wave buh-bye to it jackass.

Budikka

thomas p.

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"Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> skrev i meddelelsen
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On property belonging to Hoffa and Kennedy.


Smiler

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>>> There is someone one the radio claiming Jim Morrison (of the Doors)
>>> is still alive...
>>
>> And living with Janis Joplin, next door to Elvis and Karen Carpenter.
>>
>
> On property belonging to Hoffa and Kennedy.

It was infested with dodos until they bought a tyranosaurus to scare them
away.

skep...@aol.com

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On Jan 31, 3:27 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
> thomas p. wrote:
> > "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> skrev i meddelelsen
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Sometimes my pee smells like asparagus?
I blame Capitalism. If Hugo Chavez says Obama has a gaint earthquake
machine and he used it on Haiti. Why can't the US government have a
secret "tooth decay" machine or "asparagus fragrance" machine?

Alan Ford

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skep...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

> Sometimes my pee smells like asparagus?
> I blame Capitalism.

Who doesn't?


> Why can't the US government have a
> secret "tooth decay" machine or "asparagus fragrance" machine?

They were going to, but a bureaucrat made a mistake and now they're
stuck with a Tooth Fragrance Machine, as well as Asparagus Decay Machine.

Smiler

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Alan Ford wrote:
> skep...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:
>
>> Sometimes my pee smells like asparagus?
>> I blame Capitalism.
>
> Who doesn't?
>
>
>> Why can't the US government have a
>> secret "tooth decay" machine or "asparagus fragrance" machine?
>
> They were going to, but a bureaucrat made a mistake and now they're
> stuck with a Tooth Fragrance Machine, as well as Asparagus Decay
> Machine.

I hear it's worse than that.
What use is an Asparagus Tooth machine or a Decay Fragrance machine?
If I want to smell the output of the latter, all I have to do is visit my
nearest landfill site.

skep...@aol.com

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On 1 Feb, 19:10, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
> Alan Ford wrote:
> > skepti...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

Capitalism is decaying and it smells like pee...

The Inconvenient Truth

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"Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote in message
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> Alan Ford wrote:
>> skep...@aol.com got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:
>>
>>> Sometimes my pee smells like asparagus?
>>> I blame Capitalism.
>>
>> Who doesn't?
>>
>>
>>> Why can't the US government have a
>>> secret "tooth decay" machine or "asparagus fragrance" machine?
>>
>> They were going to, but a bureaucrat made a mistake and now they're
>> stuck with a Tooth Fragrance Machine, as well as Asparagus Decay
>> Machine.
>
> I hear it's worse than that.
> What use is an Asparagus Tooth machine or a Decay Fragrance machine?
> If I want to smell the output of the latter, all I have to do is visit my
> nearest landfill site.
>


There's nothing wrong with those landfills. They're clean as a whistle.

What are you, some sort of conspiracy wingnut?

JcI...@webtv.net

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3 Feb 2010, 10:14:03 am3/2/10
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okay I am not trying to be religious or anything like that just sort of
factual here but if you wished everyone in the world a merry christmas
you would be wrong at least 70% out of the 6 billion or so people in the
world only 20some % are christians the rest have other gods and the
beats traveled world wide everywhere so those people knew who they were
of course other than yoko who said at the time she never heard of the
beatles lol yeah like an artist frm the far east knew not one other
artistic person who had a beatle record, damn I still dislike yoko

skep...@aol.com

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3 Feb 2010, 3:35:47 pm3/2/10
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I like Yoko Ono. Of all the people to pick on, she's a good person.

JcI...@webtv.net

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5 Feb 2010, 11:16:36 am5/2/10
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you misunderstood me there a little I was making a point about the
beatles being a world wide phenomenom as opposed to jesus not being
known to all the world's people because of their religions as for the
beatles not being a religious icon and I used yoko as more of a joke
because here she was in the art world of asia and by the time she had
met lennon the beatles had toured asia a couple of times and how she had
said at the time she never heard of the beatles was crazy, did she live
in a cave??? anyway I said I dislike her that's not picking on her, me
calling her a lying manipulative shrew which she also is is not picking
on her either if it's true and she is but she does have a beautiful
singing voice lol

skep...@aol.com

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5 Feb 2010, 3:47:35 pm5/2/10
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If John Lennon loved Yoko Ono, there must have been wonderful things
about her. I like the message of the Beatles, they are life affirming
and loving.
One of the messages Yoko brought to the Beatles was the life affirming
message: "Yes!" Let's be more human and good to each other and against
the status quo. Imagine.

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